The scene starts with two girls giggling in a bunker. One of them looks up, afraid.

Emma: What is it Beth?

Beth: Shoot. I just started.

Emma: You mean...

Both girls get scared.

Emma: I started mine yesterday. I didn't want to tell you in case...

Beth: In case...

Emma: I dunno you'd leave me for the week... it is the vampire apocalypse.

Beth: Oh please, like any vampire would attack a women while on her period.

Emma: What do you mean? Stands up and walks over to the fire.

Beth: You know, we have increased hormones, making us volatile, we're grumpy and tired. What vampire would want to mess with that?

Emma: True. Plus, I think some part of them knows we'd kick ass because we are in a no nonsense mood. Like, I am in pain, how dare you try to bite me!

A rustle in the bunker startles them. A smaller girl wanders in.

Emma: Oh, hey Vicky.

Vicky: Those vampires saw me and walked the other way. Sure I'm in the middle of Satan's Waterfall and want to kill anyone who messes with me but still!

Emma: Literally what we were just saying.

Beth: The exact thing.

Vicky: Welp. Wanna go murder some vampires? Might make us feel better.

Emma: Eh, I have nothing better to do. Can we get chocolate while we're out?

Beth: Sure. You fight better hyper anyways.

Vicky: Come on then!

Thy all grab weapons and leave. From off stage:

Emma: DIBS ON KILLING THE TRUMP VAMPIRE LOOK ALIKE!

Beth: NO MAN HES MINE!

Vicky: COME ON LETS GO!

Fin