Secretaries, tech support and janitors are the true power in an office.
Make friends with them, remember birthdays and you can get anything you need!

Need a sticker or label off a product ?
Spray it with perfume or a liquid containing alcohol. The alcohol eats the glue adhesive allowing for a more clean removal.

If you are a vegetarian,  don't try and make your pets vegetarians too. It might kill them.