Dirty Jokes


GrapeRush: Someone wanna come to my dorm and help me out?~

AlienQueen:

(You)SmartBoard69: 

TenyaIida100: Mineta, can you please refrain from being vulgar towards women?! It's highly disrespectful and not to mention revolting!

ProudMama Has Kicked GrapeRush From The Chat

ProudMama: Oops my finger slipped

P!ATDJiro: Thank god

BetterThanPika: Nooo my broooo T-T

P!ATDJiro: Denki I swear I'll break up with you right now

FlexTapeDaddy: Tea >.>

RedRiot45: Shut up bro that isn't a very manly thing to joke about

BetterThanPika: JIRO IM SORRY PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME

(You)SmartBoard69: No no, I agree a lil bit with Sero

FlexTapeDaddy: ...
How do you know who I am and how long have you been watching me

LordExplosionMurder: CAN YOU ALL SHUT UP AND LET ME FUCKING STUDY

MiniMight93: Okay can everyone calm down please? 

LordExplosionMurder: YOU SHUT YOUR SHITTY MOUTH DEKU BEFORE I WALK TO YOUR DOOR AND BREAK YOUR FINGERS

KirbyBitch: Can you dont

(You)SmartBoard69
: You mean break his back (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

LordExplosionMurder: IM FUCKING STRAIGHT YOU SICKO AND DEKU REPULSES ME 

MamaMomo: Oh dear-

FlexTapeDaddy: Since she hasn't answered I'm never coming out of my room again-

(You)SmartBoard69: Okay 
First off, no I dont stalk you Hatsume told me who everyone was before I was added into the groupchat
Second, Bakugo you wound me 

BetterThanPika: Mission completed I wont go back to being lonely T~T

(You)SmartBoard69: Lmfao jk got yo angry ass Thotsuki

MamaMomo: Is this why I can hear explosions?

LordExplosionMurder: WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE WOMAN I SWEAR WHEN I FIND YOU OUT ILL KILL YOU. DIEEEEEEE

TenyaIida100: Bakugo, please refrain from using your quirk in the dorms, it's disrupting to other students!

KirbyBitch: I wanna read in peace and the explosions keep breaking my concentration on my quirk hmph (๑→ܫ←)

LordExplosionMurder: SUCK IT UP AND DEAL WITH IT EXTRAS. AND YOU FOUR EYES SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH

TenyaIida100: Please refrain from screaming before I have to get a teacher involved

(You)SmartBoard69: OoOoOo SoMeOnEs In TrOuBlEeEeEEeEEe

AlienQueen: Does anyone have earplugs? p l z i b e g o f y o u 

LordExplosionMurder: Tch I'll deal with you later. 

MamaMomo: Finally.

VioletFromIncredibles: My ears are ringing-

RedRiot45: Anywayssss anyone have the answers to the homework?

(You)SmartBoard69: And the BakuTitties have calmed

LordExplosionMurder: I SWEAR TO GOD ILL FUCKING RIP YOU APART PIECE BY PIECE

(You)SmartBoard69:  Tear me apart Daddy~

AlienQueen: Ooh get it girl!

BetterThanPika: There was homework? ah shit

LordExplosionMurder: THATS FUCKING REVOLTING I DONT WANNA- THATS JUSt- ARGH FUCK YOU

(You)SmartBoard69: When and where ( ͡°👅 ͡°)

ProudMama: What have i created

RedRiot45: Im with bakubro and he's blushing like crazy after he threw his phone at his bed. the hell happened

LordExplosionMurder: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHITTY HAIR

RedRiot45: Thats the fastest ive seen him move after hearing a notifailkbjn.dagpaiouipg8[hoop2;r3

FlexTapeDaddy: Did Bakugo kill Kirishima?

AlienQueen: I hear screaming and explosions oh no



A/N: Oh my god this is everything i dreamed of. 


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