How i sneak things from my mom

step one: I find an excuse to get close to my target

step two: I distract my mom

Step three: I use my speed and grab target hiding it in my pocket 

Step four: Finds a way to leave 

Step five: Hide it somewhere so I can use it later on that night

Step six: Quietly gloat bout in my head

yep thats all i do

I am know as 

the ninja bandit 

no i didn't come up with it a friend did after i managed to sneak something away from his mom