Memewife: Pete I have a question and I'm going to make sure everyone knows.

Memefucker: ask me it then

Memewife: OK well...

Memefucker: I mean you can just ask it to my face!

Memefucker: omfg

GeeGee: what!!!!!

Memewife: I have been so in love with you for so many years and I will never ask for anything different. The years I spent with you have been the best fucking years of my life.

Memewife: Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz iii...will you marry me?

Memefucker: yes yes yes yes yes fuck yes!!!!!!!!

Stairs: yay!!!! I'm guessing he actually proposed

Memefucker: yeah

Mom: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU TWO!!!!!

Daddy: SO AM I!!!!

Ry: stop

Daddy: what?

Ry: your not their dad

Memefucker: i am

Memewife: but im not your mom

Mom: no i am

Oreos: take off your pants and your panties

GeeGee: shit on the floor

Oreos: schwifty

Memewife: the heads are displeased

Lex: same

Burrito: do u wanna come watch Netflix?

Lex: but you're upstairs

Burrito: just walk up???

Lex: i can't be bothered

Burrito: OK

Lex: what was that?

GeeGee: what was what?

Burrito: hi

Lex: what did you do?

Burrito: you wouldn't come upstairs

Lex: so?

Burrito: so i rolled down them

Daddy: same

Ry: so that was you!

Daddy: yup

Burrito: ow

Daddy: ow

Jishwa: I broke the window

Tyjo: how!?!?

Jishwa: i punched it

Tyjo: fucking weirdo

Jishwa: ow

Memewife: we just got engaged and now three people are hurt!!!

Memefucker: wow

Oreos: guys!!!!

GeeGee: babe this is their day

Oreos: so when do we have our day?

GeeGee: tomorrow

Mom: what's happening?

GeeGee: Mikey?

Memewife: Pete?

Memefucker: go for it

Oreos: WE'RE GETTING MARRIED BITCHES!!!

Memefucker: SO ARE WE!!!

GeeGee: we should have a double wedding

Memewife: later

Jishwa: Ty, can we go to the hospital

Tyjo: get in the car

Daddy: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mom: die