Otto can ride a unicycle for, like, ever

Haiiiii so ik Robyn has written the last couple of chapters, which I love her for, but my dad dragged me out into the snow and I got the idea for half of this chapter so enjoy!! Back to the randomness...

Blonde Jovi: I love snow!!!

Underscoregeoff: i don't, i hate you

CrankThatFrank: why what happened?

Blonde Jovi: so we went out in the snow

Otter: they dragged me with them!!!!

Underscoregeoff: yeah but you rode your unicycle

Otter: true

Blonde Jovi: Geoff and I had an interesting conversation, it went like this:
Geoff: ooh snow! *makes a snowball*
Geoff: I'm gonna keep it forever
Geoff: *throws it and catches it. It breaks a little bit*
Geoff: oh no!!! *pouts*
Me: are you OK?
Geoff: *a bit of snow falls on him* iT's AtTaCkInG mE!
Me: umm
Geoff: *squishes it* I broke it

Underscoregeoff: you laughed at me!!!!

Blonde Jovi: sorry baby boy but it was a fucking snowball!!!

Underscoregeoff: 🖕

Dil: WAIT OTTER CAN RIDE A UNICYCLE????

Underscoregeoff: Otto can ride a unicycle for, like, ever

Semen: otter

Tall: otter

JuJu: otter

Malevolence: otter

Otter: otter

Blonde Jovi: did you call yourself?

Otter: yes

Underscoregeoff:


Underscoregeoff: it's in there

Lex: perfect

JuJu: blessed!!!!

TyJo: ^^^^

Jishwa: yee

CrankThatFrank: YEE

Batman: wait a minute bitch back da fuq up.

Batman: THERE'S SNOW??????

JuJu: yes Andy, there's snow

Batman: WHATTTT

Semen: chill yoself

Tall: leave him alone babe

Semen: OK

Tall: 😘

Batman: ASHY

Ashley: yes?

Batman: wanna try it?

Ashley: fine

Batman: yayyyy but first

Batman added: Benji to incest
Batman added: Danny to incest

Danny: Andy why???

Benji: I'm lost

Danny: incest????

Memefucker: yes

Danny: ok

Daddy: hiiiiiiiii

Benji: oh God

Blonde Jovi: people. I don't like people!!!

Underscoregeoff: same

Sarah: is there actually snow outside?

Halsey: what's outside???

Sarah: snow

Halsey: yeah but what is 'outside'?

JuJu: it's what you go into when you leave your house. You know, with people and shit? You should go out more!

Halsey: ugh, why would I wanna do that?

Dil: she has a point

Howlter: true, we never go outside

Memefucker: Mikey drags me out on the daily

Memewife: yeah coz you need fresh air

Memefucker: why??

CrankThatFrank: true

Memewife: goddamnit I just want him to be healthy!!!!

Otter: aww

Benji: why can't we be like that?

Danny: because we can't Ben, sorry

Benji: rude

Danny: shush

GeeGee: Frank!!

Oreos: what?

GeeGee: SNOWWWW

Oreos: grow up

GeeGee: fuck off

TyJo: they've been talking about snow for ages, move on please

Jishwa: let Gee have her moment

TyJo: ok

Tall: see! Tyler's nice

Semen: i can see that

Mom: I'm hungry

Memefucker: get food then???

Mom: I'm too tired

Memefucker: go to sleep then???

Mom: I'm too hungry to sleep

Memefucker: why do I even bother???

Mom: coz u live us

Mom: love*

Memefucker: says who???

Daddy: am I the only one that lives this chat?

Ry: loves*

Daddy: nope, lives

Ry: ???

Daddy: I live vicariously through this chat

Dil: I think we all do

Howlter: true

Howlter: but that's coz we never go outside

Dil: true

Batman: I can see why

Batman: outside is fuCKING COLD

Ashley: I told you to wear gloves

Batman: die

Halsey: such a good relationship

Ashley: save me

Jenna: no

Sarah: ^^

Ashley: fuck you all

Ry: Ashley no, you twat

Ashley: oh shit

Underscoregeoff: ????

Ry: KEEP THEM INNOCENT

Daddy: Ashley...

Ry: don't you fucking dare!

Daddy: thaT'S INCEST

Ry: actually die

Blonde Jovi: oh god

Mom: this wasn't supposed to happen

Memefucker: WE HAVE FAILED AS PARENTS

Otter: but Geoff is Dad

Memefucker: no we've already established that I am

Underscoregeoff: it's fine, I'll go back to not being relevant

Jishwa: JOIN ME!!!

TyJo: NO!

Jishwa: *fades*

Underscoregeoff: *fades*

TyJo: *cri*

Jishwa: *comes back in ghost form to comfort*

Daddy: he protecc

TyJo: forehead shut it

Benji: yeah fuck nugget

Daddy: you barely even know me!!!

Benji: I don't need too

Jishwa: *fades again*

TyJo: goddamn

Mom: not again

Underscoregeoff: *comes back*

Underscoregeoff: *sees that no one cares*

Underscoregeoff: *fades back*

Blonde Jovi: rip

Semen: sad times

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