Otto can ride a unicycle for, like, ever
Haiiiii so ik Robyn has written the last couple of chapters, which I love her for, but my dad dragged me out into the snow and I got the idea for half of this chapter so enjoy!! Back to the randomness...
Blonde Jovi: I love snow!!!
Underscoregeoff: i don't, i hate you
CrankThatFrank: why what happened?
Blonde Jovi: so we went out in the snow
Otter: they dragged me with them!!!!
Underscoregeoff: yeah but you rode your unicycle
Otter: true
Blonde Jovi: Geoff and I had an interesting conversation, it went like this:
Geoff: ooh snow! *makes a snowball*
Geoff: I'm gonna keep it forever
Geoff: *throws it and catches it. It breaks a little bit*
Geoff: oh no!!! *pouts*
Me: are you OK?
Geoff: *a bit of snow falls on him* iT's AtTaCkInG mE!
Me: umm
Geoff: *squishes it* I broke it
Underscoregeoff: you laughed at me!!!!
Blonde Jovi: sorry baby boy but it was a fucking snowball!!!
Underscoregeoff: 🖕
Dil: WAIT OTTER CAN RIDE A UNICYCLE????
Underscoregeoff: Otto can ride a unicycle for, like, ever
Semen: otter
Tall: otter
JuJu: otter
Malevolence: otter
Otter: otter
Blonde Jovi: did you call yourself?
Otter: yes
Underscoregeoff:
Underscoregeoff: it's in there
Lex: perfect
JuJu: blessed!!!!
TyJo: ^^^^
Jishwa: yee
CrankThatFrank: YEE
Batman: wait a minute bitch back da fuq up.
Batman: THERE'S SNOW??????
JuJu: yes Andy, there's snow
Batman: WHATTTT
Semen: chill yoself
Tall: leave him alone babe
Semen: OK
Tall: 😘
Batman: ASHY
Ashley: yes?
Batman: wanna try it?
Ashley: fine
Batman: yayyyy but first
Batman added: Benji to incest
Batman added: Danny to incest
Danny: Andy why???
Benji: I'm lost
Danny: incest????
Memefucker: yes
Danny: ok
Daddy: hiiiiiiiii
Benji: oh God
Blonde Jovi: people. I don't like people!!!
Underscoregeoff: same
Sarah: is there actually snow outside?
Halsey: what's outside???
Sarah: snow
Halsey: yeah but what is 'outside'?
JuJu: it's what you go into when you leave your house. You know, with people and shit? You should go out more!
Halsey: ugh, why would I wanna do that?
Dil: she has a point
Howlter: true, we never go outside
Memefucker: Mikey drags me out on the daily
Memewife: yeah coz you need fresh air
Memefucker: why??
CrankThatFrank: true
Memewife: goddamnit I just want him to be healthy!!!!
Otter: aww
Benji: why can't we be like that?
Danny: because we can't Ben, sorry
Benji: rude
Danny: shush
GeeGee: Frank!!
Oreos: what?
GeeGee: SNOWWWW
Oreos: grow up
GeeGee: fuck off
TyJo: they've been talking about snow for ages, move on please
Jishwa: let Gee have her moment
TyJo: ok
Tall: see! Tyler's nice
Semen: i can see that
Mom: I'm hungry
Memefucker: get food then???
Mom: I'm too tired
Memefucker: go to sleep then???
Mom: I'm too hungry to sleep
Memefucker: why do I even bother???
Mom: coz u live us
Mom: love*
Memefucker: says who???
Daddy: am I the only one that lives this chat?
Ry: loves*
Daddy: nope, lives
Ry: ???
Daddy: I live vicariously through this chat
Dil: I think we all do
Howlter: true
Howlter: but that's coz we never go outside
Dil: true
Batman: I can see why
Batman: outside is fuCKING COLD
Ashley: I told you to wear gloves
Batman: die
Halsey: such a good relationship
Ashley: save me
Jenna: no
Sarah: ^^
Ashley: fuck you all
Ry: Ashley no, you twat
Ashley: oh shit
Underscoregeoff: ????
Ry: KEEP THEM INNOCENT
Daddy: Ashley...
Ry: don't you fucking dare!
Daddy: thaT'S INCEST
Ry: actually die
Blonde Jovi: oh god
Mom: this wasn't supposed to happen
Memefucker: WE HAVE FAILED AS PARENTS
Otter: but Geoff is Dad
Memefucker: no we've already established that I am
Underscoregeoff: it's fine, I'll go back to not being relevant
Jishwa: JOIN ME!!!
TyJo: NO!
Jishwa: *fades*
Underscoregeoff: *fades*
TyJo: *cri*
Jishwa: *comes back in ghost form to comfort*
Daddy: he protecc
TyJo: forehead shut it
Benji: yeah fuck nugget
Daddy: you barely even know me!!!
Benji: I don't need too
Jishwa: *fades again*
TyJo: goddamn
Mom: not again
Underscoregeoff: *comes back*
Underscoregeoff: *sees that no one cares*
Underscoregeoff: *fades back*
Blonde Jovi: rip
Semen: sad times
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