Memewife: I wanna get married the day before I die just to say I did it

Memefucker: babe we could just get married tomorrow if you want

Memewife: are you expecting me to die that soon??

Memefucker: t(-_-t)

Memewife: and here I was thinking you loved me

Daddy: guyssssss

Ry: gaysssss

Mom: wat??

Daddy: we're moving

JuJu: ooohhh

HaYlEy: where to???

Daddy: I don't actually know

Ry: Brendon you spork we're only moving to another apartment three blocks away

Daddy: oh

Tall: B you need help

Mom: harsh

Daddy: (≧∇≦)/

Mom: but true

Daddy: o(╥﹏╥)o

Tall: stop it

Memefucker: I AM THE MEME KING BOW BEFORE ME YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF SHIT

Memewife: marry me

Memefucker: wait what??

Memewife: marry me

Memefucker: why??

Memewife: I dunno

Memefucker: ok

JuJu: wait what?? Is this a real thing then??

Memefucker: yeah. He has a ring and all

Jenna: what did you say????

Memewife: he said yes!!!!!

GeeGee: oh god

Oreos: Gee be nice. Mikey's happy

GeeGee: will you smile?

Memewife: yes

GeeGee: ok do whatever

Memewife: ^_^

Memefucker: I am the MeMeKiNg™

Daddy: fine™

Memefucker: （//･_･//)

Ry: y'all need Jesus

Daddy: you need Jesus™

Ry: stop putting ™ on everything

Daddy: no™

Burrito:

Lex: Jack why??

Burrito: because Jake Paul uploaded it's Christmas Day Bro and I wanna kms

Daddy: same™

Ry: stoppp

Burrito:

Burrito: this is why there should be no Internet

Jishwa: boi if there's no Internet then this can't happen

Jishwa:

TyJo: oml I live for cat vids

Tall: when the can fell off the bed 😂

Batman: me in the morning

Ashley P: same

Batman: shurrup

Ashley P: no

JuJu: childs

Burrito: I hungy

Lex: eat something then

Burrito: pass me the fries

Lex: no

Burrito: kys

Lex: bi. I'm taking the fries with me

Burrito: bitch

Lex: jerk

Halsey: ummm can we he back to the factvybere is anoyhee gay weddong?

HaYlEy: in English okz

HaYlEy: plz*

Halsey: sjsiwmwi

Jenna: I can translate, I speak fluent Halsey

Jenna: she said, can we get back to the fact there is another gay wedding?

Sarah: yasss

Ry: ^

Daddy: ^^

Mom: ^^^

Memewife: no

Memefucker: no

Tall: damn!!! Back at the same timeeee

Jishwa: engagement sex of the fey kind

Jishwa: fay*

Jishwa: gay**

Memefucker *whispers* goddamn