GeeGee: I want bacon

Oreos: you know I'm vegetarian

GeeGee: fuck you and your shitty ass diet

Oreos: wow

GeeGee: I'm pissed

Memewife: we can tell

Memewife: you won't SHUT THE FUCK UP

Memefucker: you're both pissed

Mom: why?

GeeGee: no coffee

Daddy: rip

Mom: Pete go buy them some

Memefucker: no, I'm asleep

Mom: Frank go buy them some

Oreos: why?

GeeGee: get the coffee Frank

Oreos: shit ok

Mom: that didn't sound threatening

Oreos: she threatened me with a knife

Memewife: Gee put the knife down

Batman: gun*

Ashley: Andy

Batman: fine

GeeGee: get ketchup Frank

Oreos: why?

GeeGee: I want it on my coffee

Oreos: are you pregnant?

GeeGee: no

GeeGee: ketchup

Mom: yo where's Mel?

Halsnie: Mel? Who's Mel? I don't know a Mel!

Mom: Halsey

Halsnie: she left me

Mom: why?

Halsnie: I...I...

Halsnie changed their name to Halsey

Halsey: she just did

Halsey: I don't know why

Halsey: and I don't care anymore

Halsey removed Melmoo

Malevolence: hun can I come over?

Jishwa: and me!

Memefucker: why you?

Jishwa: Tyler's being mean

Tyjo: bitch!

Jishwa: HE STOLE MY LAST REDBULL!

Halsey: yeah you can both come over

Oreos: aight I got the shit!

GeeGee: yayyyy

GeeGee: ketchup

Ok ik this is short but I needed to update it and I have writers block and I needed to adress this issue. Until I know who's telling the truth then Melanie has been removed. I really hope she's right and not her friend.

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If anyone says something you disagree with please don't hate on them, you can have a debate, but please no hate.

Again sorry this is short and late but hope it's ok!!!!

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