Daddy: I'm done

Jishwa: Dun*

Ry: smh Josh, why Bren?

Burrito: why is Beebo dead?

Ry: one of life's great questions

Daddy: Ry I'm crying

Ry: ik my shirt's all wet

Oreos: same

Mom: ew

Oreos: dude it rained

Mom: oh ok

Daddy: Ryan

Ry: yes?

Semen: yes

Daddy: was

Daddy: kneeling

Daddy: in

Daddy: the

Ry: oh Yeesus no

Daddy: bathtub

Memefucker: same

Daddy: that's why I'm dead!

GeeGee:

Daddy: same

Tyjo: you think that's bad? My boyf ain't even real

Jishwa: *fades*

Tyjo: *cri*

Memefucker: bye bitch

Jishwa: *comes back to shoot Pete*

Jishwa: *fades*

Tyjo: Pete saying something dumb, I need Jish back

Memefucker: *is dead*

Tyjo: ffs

Howlter: I want a hamster

Dil: fuck no!!

Howlter: why?

Dil: coz I don't like them (keep my smol innocent!!)

Daddy: sweetie there's a thing called The Hat Fic

Dil: fuck you

Ry: that's my job

Daddy: <3

Batman: *pukes*

Ashley: *rubs back*

Daddy: *pukes*

Mom: not this shit again

Ronald duck: ????

Mom: the author put this shit in before

Semen: if all our life is but a dream

Daddy: dude why???

Semen: ;)

Memewife: I wrote a song!!!

Memefucker: what is it?

Memewife:
It's everyday bro
Its that Disney channel flow
5 mill on YouTube in six months
Never done before
We pass all the competition, man
PewDiePie is next
And I'm popping all these cheques
Got that brand new Rolex
And I met a Lambo too
And I'm coming with the crew
This is team 10 bitch!
Who the Hell are flippin' you?
And you know we kick them out if they ain't with the crew
Yeah I'm talking 'bout you,
You begging for attention
Talking shit on Twitter too
But you still hit my phone last night
It was 4:52 and I got the text to prove
And all the recordings too
Don't make me tell them the truth
And I'm dropping some new merch
And it's selling like a God church
Ohio's where I'm from
We chew 'em like it's gum
We shooting with a gun
That tattoo just for fun
And you say boat and run
Catch me at game one
I cannot be outdone
Jake Paul is number one

It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyay bro
I said it's everyday bro

You know it's Nick Crompton
And my collar stay poppin'
Yes I can rap and no I'm not from Compton
England is my city and if it weren't for team 10
Then the US would be shitty
Now I'll pass you to Chance
'Cause you know he stay litty!

Two months ago you didn't know my name and now you want my fame
Bitch I'm blowing up
I'm only going up
Now I'm going off
I'm never fallin' off
Like Magg who?
Digi who?
Who are you?
All these beefs I just ran through
Hit a million a month
Where were you?
Hating on me back in West
Thinking you need to get your shit straight
Jakey brought me to the top
Now we're really poppin' off
Number one and number four
That's why these fans all at our door
It's lonely at the top so we all going up
We left Ohio now the trio is all rollin'
This is team 10 bitch
We back again always first, never last
We the future, we'll see you in the past.

It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it's everyday bro

Hold on, hold on, hold on
Can we swith the language?
We 'bouta hit it
Sí, lo único que quiero es dinero
Trabajando en YouTube
Todo el día entero
Vivendo en U.S.A
El sueño de culaquiera
Enviando dólares a mi familia entera
Tenemos una persona por encima
Se llama Donald Trump
Y está
En la cima
Desde aquí te cantamos
Can I get my VISA?
Martinez twins, representado España
Desde la pobreza a la fama

It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it's everyday bro

Yo it's Tessa Brooks
The competitions shook
These guys all on me
I got 'em with a hook
Let me educate ya
And I ain't talking book
Panera is your home?
So stop calling my phone
I'm fly like a drone
They buying like a loan
Yeah I smell good,
Is that your boys cologne?

...

Is that your boys cologne?
Startin' ballin' quick and loans
Now I'm in my flippin' zone
Yes they all copy me but
That's some shitty clones
Stayin' all designer clothes
And they ask me what I make
I said it's 10 with 60 rows
Always plug merch
Link in bio and I will see you tomorrow
'cause it's everyday bro
Peace

Memefucker: *wipes a tear* so proud

GeeGee: get out my house