teacher: ah yes most of the internet is full of pedophiles and predators who are out to rape you and murder you and kidnap you and neuter you and steal your children

me: oh my god all my internet friends at 50 year olds and they're gonna kill me what was i thinking of getting social media i'm so dumb my children are dead and my virginity is at sake oh dear i'm a goner what is life--

*a day later*

*accidentally sends the entire world my address*

oops

*story of my life plays in the background* *ew 1D cringe lmao*