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"Alright. Let's make this quick." The grumpy employee started, as if going through the routine at least a million times. "No running. No screaming. No-- ah whatever. You're all practically adults, you won't listen to what I say anyway. Just keep two hands on the blasters at all times and try to take over bases. Simple stuff. I'll have you guys as blue." He instructed, gesturing to the group of tweens-teens-and adults. "You guys have a team name?"

"We're team dICK." Someone shouted, causing the employee to type their name into his computer. "And how about you?"

"Can we just be red?" A small voice, assumed a child, said from the other team and murmurs of agreement broke out within the Red team. They must be a lot more mello than team Dick.

"GO!" Screamed the mechanical speaker, causing shouts and sheila to echo through the entire black area. Neon designs stretched across the floor and flashes of red-blue lights streaking through the maze-like room.

"fUCKING DAMMIT--"
"LANGUAGE LOU."
"AUSTIN YOURE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING BACK ME UP. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR D- SON OF A BITCH."
"FIRE FIRE FIRE STOP RUNNING FROM ME WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM."
"HA NERD."
"RO TURN AROUND YOURE ABOUT TO GET SNIPED- OOPS."
"wait why is there a condom here?"
"fUCKinG rUN."
"A_GIRL HAS SHOT NATALIA."
"W H A T I S G O I N G O N???"
"hey! hey! look i got someone!"
"coRNER THE SMALL BLONDE KID."
"FUCK."
"AKXISKKDKWKDKWKSAKKXKSKSKAKSKSKSKSKSKSKDJJSHWGSBS."
"rO, LYSANDER WAS SHOT HELP."
"guys seriously what even with the random condoms."
"nO MY LOVE DONT DIE ON ME. fuck it mouth to mouth revival it is."
"WHO JUST SLAMMED INTO MY BUTT??"
"hA NO SCOP-- MY GOD DAMN SHOE LACE."
"MY G L A S S E S."
"BONER HAS SHOT BOBA."
"HA BACK SHOT LOSER."
"AUSTIN WHERE ARE YOU DID YOU SERIOUSLY LEAVE ME TO GET CORNERED YOU ASSHOLE."
"VARA LOOK OU- nOOOOOOOOO."
"why did i even agree to this?"
"tHIS GINGER IS TRIGGERED."
"iTS JJ STY-- FRICKY FRACKLE."
"HELP IVE BEEN SEPARATED FROM BAE, I CANNOT SURVIVE."
"HOLY SHI-- THEYRE PEOPLE MAKING OUT GUYS HELP HELP HELP HELP."

Ten minutes have passed, and the game had ended. Team Dick had came out on top, but Team Red wasn't satisfied.

"Rematch you hoes!" Sophia screeched towards the other group, sweat beading her forehead. Her heart was beating rapidly in her chest, the adrenaline from fighting the game still racing through her veins. Her team behind her all nodded in agreement, except the salty ones, wanting a rematch immediately.

"Can I leave?" Fire asked, Reese sighing and murmuring in agreement.

"No. Absolutely not." Sophia retorted, sticking out her tongue.

"Can I at least switch teams?" Reese questioned, letting out a whine as the feisty ginger made an 'X' out of her arms.

"We'll win this time, don't worry." Natalia reassured, Boba nodding excitedly, yet nervously at her side.

"The two salty boys are just pissy they suck at this game." Sage added in, crossing her arms over her chest with a sneaky grin.

"Whatever."
"i dO NOT SUCK."

"Maybe we need another approach, because we were totally creamed last round." Athesis suggested, the group replying with 'yeahs' and 'mhms'.

"Divide and conquer?" Austin offered, shrugging awkwardly. "We can divide into groups, and try to take out individual people I guess. I'll take Nat, Reese, and Boba."

Boba smiled and chuckled, letting Austin know she was all for this plan. Natalia grinned and hummed a 'yes'. Reese only glared, before relaxing and sighing. "You're the worst teammate, but whatever."

"I'll take Fire, Sage and Vera!" Sophia squeaked, hugging her teammates and giggling.

The Fallen Friends™ continued going into groups, while the Fantastic Beasts already had another killer plan set ahead.

The group whispered code words to one another, making hand gestures and the pros explaining good places to go to snipe.

"I need a group by the base for any Red's that decide to sneak up. Hide behind one of the walls and jump out quietly when their backs are turned." Lysander explained, his fingers moving around as if having a map in front of him. He glanced up at all the faces inches away from his own, his eyes darting between the overly-serious faces. He couldn't help but find it kind of funny.

"We may need a few people as bait too." Abelino added in, tilting his head. "JJ, Alex, you two up for it?" He inquired, the group's eyes landing upon the two.

"I-I guess." Alex responded, JJ giving a quick shrug. "Whatever ya gotta do to win."

"Ro, Abe, and I are the best players here. So we know what to do to win. Without having black tape to cheat. Make sure to stalk people, run up
behind them and shoot them with their back turned. You'll have enough time to get away, since they're out for four seconds. But you'll need to be careful when escaping, since some flashing blue thing running around can catch attention." Lysander continued, making another strange hand gesture.

"Lou, Peggy, the other Alex, can you guys try to sneak into their base? It'll be risky, so what out. Stay hidden within the walls as much as you can. Do. Not. Pursue. Large. Groups. Especially individually." Rohesia said in a slightly irritated voice, annoyed about the stupid decisions some of her teammates made last round.

"You're all so passionate about this." Newt commented, causing everyone to shush him.

"Irene and Jessica, go after the stranglers. It's funny when those brave 'imma do it myself' morons get attacked by a group." Lysander commanded, causing Evadne to snort with laughter.

"Evadne, you go with Abelino. Lysander and I will do our thing then we'll meet up and destroy the game." Rohesia added as urgently, the short girl becoming quite invested in the game.

"Everyone else, just do whatever."

"GO!" The speakers, yet again screeched. All the excited people sprinted around, shooting at one another with excited smirks and cocky shouts.

Boba scurried around frantically with her buddies at her side, yelping with surprise as she had been shot. "Bernie Sanders has shot Boba."

"shIT!" Natalia screeched, frantically turning around to see no one there. She lowered her gun, only to get shot. "No one can remember how to spell my name has shot Nat."

Rohesia and Lysander ran away from the confused group, crouching down and hiding behind the wall. The short girl peaked her head out of the circular peaking hole in the wall, eyes warily glancing around. She flinched a bit at the sound of screaming, the battle field filled with gun shots and sirens.

"Jesus, I'm taking this way too seriously.." Reese murmured, staring blandly at Boba and Natalia as they frantically looked around for who shot them. He glanced around a corner, practically screeching as someone from the opposing team crashed into him.

He fell down, bringing whoever decided to fall on him with him. He scrambled away, holding up his gun and blindly firing at the clumsy person. His gun blared with a "Reese has shot Alex." and an anxious JJ burst into the scene.

"Cornered!" Natalia exclaimed, shooting her gun in JJ's direction. Boba and Austin followed her example, despite only Nat receiving the points.

As if on cue, Nat, Reese, Austin, and Boba tensed up as their gear went off; indicating they were shot. "Boner has shot Austin. Boner has shot Natalia. The Torturer has shot Boba. The Torturer has shot Reese."

"Yes!" Abelino cheered quietly, Evadne squealing with excitement. They ducked behind their place on the second floor as JJ and Alex ran away from the confused group.

Sophia exclaimed a 'hELL YES' as she shot an unsuspecting person from behind. "Irene has been shot by raging Ginger." She skipped away happily, finding Fire yet again standing in the same spot since the game started. She frowned, bumping him with her gun. "Come on! Shoot at least one person!"

"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"No."
"I'll leave you alone for five minutes!"
"Ten."
"Deal!"

The bright girl happily grinned as the tall male ran off, the words Sophia had hoped for ringing in the air. "Sugar Daddy has shot Lou."

She could practically imagine Fire's face red with anger, probably figuring out the ginger may or may not have messed with his assigned name. She danced away like the magical being she is, bumping into another sprinting person. She pointed her gun at whoever decided to crash into her and clumsily land on their butt.

"Bye-Bye blue!" She squeaked, shooting the confused male in the chest, her gun letting out a 'Raging Ginger has shot Bernie Sanders' and felt even more satisfied when a black haired girl stumbled into the scene, Sophia immediately shooting her as well.

She sprinted away, the words of 'Raging Ginger has shot No one can remember how to spell my name' sending bubbles of excitement through her chest.

Alex flinched as the peppy girl ran by. He scooted back into his hiding place, mumbling a 'sorry' as he bumped into his friend JJ. JJ was texting on his phone, exchanging location positions with the 'Wizardy Wizards' group chat. The blonde boy looked over the texting boy's shoulder, reading the messages pop up on his screen. "Abelino, Rohesia, and Lysander are gonna try taking the base, they need us as distractions again." JJ and Alex said in unison, glancing at each other awkwardly. "Let's hurry." JJ said in a deep military-like voice, grabbing Alex's wrist and dragging him along.

Zara and Vara walked around together, protecting their team's base with squinted eyes. They spotted an approaching group, grinning as they tip toed over to them. "Thing one has shot Alex." "Thing two has shot Its JJ style." However, the two girls had fell for the trap.

"TEAM RED'S BASE IS UNDER ATTACK. TEAM RED'S BASE IS UNDER ATTACK." The speaker yelled, Vara and Zara exchanging shocked expression. They were too late, as Lou and Jessica can screeching in, shooting the two girls. "Smol has shot Thing Two." "Lou has shot Thing one."

A mass amount of Team Red members can sprinting into the scene, but it was over.

The three musketeers stood in their spotlight, smirks spread their darkened faces; neon lights dancing across their skin.

"Don't mess with the beasts, sweethearts." Abelino teased, the speaker blaring "TEAM DICK IS THE WINNER."

Team Red has Fallen, the beasts prevail.