teacher: okay gUYS. we're gonna write about world/society issues, but in a creative way! express the issues of this topic through imagination and personification blah blah

students: okay?

teacher: *points to kid* you're the affects of old age. *points to other kid* you're blah blah blah *points to me* anD YOURE

G E N D E R  I S S U E S

me: 🙃 hehHEHEHEJSPSNSKAKSKSKSMS