You and Psycho were waiting on a boat, waiting for Harley, Shark and Clayface to return with the jewels from atlantis.

"So, how's the wife and kid?." You asked.

"My wife has a new boyfriend, my son thinks I'm alright." He sipped his drink. "You plan on getting married?."

You thought about Ivy in a white dress and smiled, leaning against the rails of the boat.

"Yeah...met this really nice girl, banged her four times now...she's the only person I care about."

"Well word of advise, don't get married, they'll cheat on you, and then take half of your shit."

"Oh trust me...this woman would never cheat on me, nor I would cheat on her."

Suddenly, Harley, King Shark and Clayface all popped out of the water, landing on the boat.

"All right, let's get outta here--" Harley took off her suba helmet she wore before Clayface got blasted by Aquaman's trident, ths superhero rode the waves and leaped onto your boat.

"I spoil your little party?." Aquaman laughed. "It is I, Aquaman, son of Atlan, heir to the throne of Atlantis."

"And the member of the justice league that gets shit on the most." You smirked.

Aqauman glared at you before looking at King Shark, ignoring your comment.

"I must say, King Shark, your mother would be most displeased to find you in this plebeian company."

"You're not my dad!." King Shark shouted.

"That is contrary to what she said." Aquaman laughed then high-fived a dolphin.

"I bet you fuck that dolphin." You smiled and Aquaman once again glared at you.

"Let us now dispense with the levity." He walked over to Clayface who was holding the jewels. "I am going to need the Atlantean jewels with which you absconded."

"Bravo!." Clayface smiled. What magnificent word choice, you are truly the Shakespeare of the sea."

"I prefer to think of myself as the Dickens of the Deep." Aquaman smiled.

"Hey, Deep Dickens." Harley glared at the
Superhero. "Let's wrap up this episode of Frasier so we can get back to getting the hell out of here."

Just then a dolphin squeked to Aquaman who laughed.

"She certainly is that."

"What did that dolphin say about me?." Harley looked at King Shark.

"Oh, I don't speak dolphin." King replied. "I know a little porpoise, but--"

Suddenly, you shot a flair into the air.

"What villainous reject have you deigned to summon?." Aquaman glared at you, you smiled as Vines began dragging the dolphin under the water and Aquaman turned around.

"Did somebody call for... kelp?." Ivy used her vines to wrap Aquaman up in kelp, tangling him up.

"Unkelp me, plant witch." Aquaman strugged to free himself.

"Let's go." Harley shouted as Psycho started the boat and it quickly sped away.

"Yes." Aquaman shouted. "Run, Run, I, Aquaman, will retrieve my family's jewels, and the sirens will sing of my revenge for eterni--"

You honked the horn of the boat to shut him up.

"Juba?." Aquaman looked at the dolphin. "A little help?."

You walked over to Ivy, smiling.

"Lookin' good." You whispered which made her cheeks turn dark green.

"Oh r-really, I uh, thanks." She said, clearly flustured, you smiled as you saw that there was a small cabin in the boat, Harley, King, Clayface and Psycho were celebrating.

"...You wanna, you know?..." You waggled your eyebrows to her, before you knew it, she dragged you into the small cabin and locked the door shut.

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Timeskip...

"Harley Quinn and her crew made Aquaman look like a member of the Justice B League this afternoon, and made off with a set of ancient Atlantean jewels." A news reporter said. "The standout of the crew was Poison Ivy..."

"I'm so sick of hearing this." Ivy quickly turned off the tv. "Um, I am not part of the crew, I was asked for a favor. I provided said favor, end of story."

"Holy shit!." Harley ran in, opening a letter. "Guys, guys, listen!."

"What's got you so happy?." You asked.

""Dear Ms. Quinn, based on your recent evil efforts, the Legion of Doom invites you and your crew to our headquarters to discuss further possibilities..."" Harley squealed as she read the letter, all of you smiled and began celebrating.

"FANTASTIC!!!." Clayface smiled.

"YOU DID IT HARLEY!!!." King clapped.

"FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!." You fired a full magazine into the air, making Sy scream.

"Oh my god, their back for me, they found me!." Sy quickly rolled into a room, locking it shut.

"Guys, this is what we've been workin' towards." Harley smiled. "Dump Joker, check, get noticed by the Legion of Doom, check."

"Now we go Rambo on his ass right?." You asked.

"We'll work on that part- I just can't believe I did it!." Harley smiled. "Even though no one said I could run a crew."

"What?." Ivy asked. "Hello, I said that you could run a crew."

"Yeah, but you're my friend." Harley sighed. "Uh, come on, it's like when your mom says you're the prettiest girl in school."

"That's what my mom said!." King Shark smiled, making all of you look at him confused.

"Shark genitalia is very hard to see." He then nudged you. "Until it isn't."

"This is huge for us." You smiled. "Means we might get to move out of this shithole."

"I will have you know, Norm Dilfer, the Carpet King of Gotham found this mall more than satisfactory." Sy rolled back in, after the gunfire had stopped, then all of heard a loud noise that sounded like a sea monster from underneeth the mall.

"What the heck is that noise?." King Shark asked.

"Oh yeah, that shit's been keepin' me up." Psycho glared at Sy. "I haven't been able to get a lick of sleep for days."

"I... I didn't hear any noise." Sy rolled away. "And you can count me out of this Legion of Doom business."

"Hey Harley, since I've been banned for life, I probably shouldn't come" Psycho looked back at Harley. "But maybe you can mention I'm reformed and I don't call women c**** anymore?."

"Right..." you rolled your eyes.

"You know, don't push it, but if it comes up organically." Psycho smiled at Harley.

"Yeah, I don't really see a scenario where that comes up organically, but I'll get ya in." Harley nodded at Psycho.

"Well, congrats, Harls." Ivy patted her friend on the shoulder. "You're on the verge of achieving your dream and I... I really do wish I could be there to see it."

"But your name's on the invitation." Harley looked at Ivy a little shocked. "You gotta come."

"Well, that's clearly a misprint because I'm--" Ivy began to speak again.

"Not in the crew." You, Clayface, King Shark and Psycho all said in unison.

"Yeah." Ivy nodded. "What they said."

"Fine." Harley sulked. "Be like that...I guess if I run into Joker there, I'll just deal with it without my best friend by my side...." she waited, knowing Ivy would give in.

"Okay, I'll go." Ivy sighed.

"I knew you would." Harley smiled at her friend, before looking at you. "Hey, maybe you can make some new deals for people, start killing for Lex, Scarecrow or even Bane."

"As long as I'm payed for my services then I'll kill anyone from anyone." You smiled, loading a magazine into your pistol.

"...Could you use that money to buy some new clothes, the shirt and jeans are ripped." Harley looked at your outfit.

"I'm not allowed back into the clothes store after I killed the owner for Penguin, they messed up his custom suit order, he got a large instead of an extra large."

"Oh..." Harley slowly said. "Well, we'll think of something, for now, let's just go to the headquaters."

Timeskip...

You, Ivy, Harley, King and Clayface had arrived in front of L.O.D headquaters, you had used some of your money to purchase a suit.

"So, this is the big leagues." You fixed your tie and looked at the headquaters in front of you.

"Indeed." Clayface nodded. "We've hit the hollywood of evil."

"I can't believe we are actually here." King Shark smiled. "I feel like I'm going to pass out!!!."

"Yeah...whatever." Ivy rolled her eyes. "Ugh, I can't believe you dragged me here."

"Hey, you know I couldn't leave you back at the mall with Sy and Psycho, plus you are on the invitation, so come on." Harley smiled, walking in front of you, King Shark and Clayface followed her while you followed them, Ivy gripped your hand in hers and you smiled.

"Looking good..." she whispered in your ear.

"Not as good as you oh queen of plants." You winked at her and the two of you followed the others inside.

"Welcome." Scarecrow smiled. "Harley, nice to see you again, and this must your crew." He smiled at King Shark, Clayface you and Ivy.

"Ah, you must be HeadHunter." Scarecrow extended a hand for you to shake. "I've heard a lot about you mate, really impressive stuff."

"Thank you." You shook his hand. "I aim to please my clients with my work."

"Well you've certantly pleased a lot of all, all of you have." He looked at the rest of the crew. "Come on, let me show you around."

You all saw a bunch of weapons being tested out on cardboard cutouts of superheros, all of them were nasty and were destroying the cut outs.

"Pretty cool, huh?." Scarecrow smiled. "All the heavy hitters, Sinestro, Lex Luthor, Roger Goodell...Ooh, uh, FYI, we stand for the anthem here."

"Oh!." Scarecrow smiled looking at a large fish tank. "Think this might interest you." he looked at King Shark.

"It goes throughout the entire office."

"Is that a fake diver and a castle?." King Shark smiled.

"Oh, no, no, no, no, no." Scarecrow patted his shoulder. "That's a real diver, and you're free to eat him."

"A real diver!?." King Shark smiled and jumped up and down. "A real diver!?...Is it my birthday!?."

The diver, seeing King Shark was pissing his pants and you laughed as he swam for his life.

"Ah, what'd I tell ya about this place?." Harley looked at You, Ivy and Clayface.

"Did I lie, did I fuckin' lie?." She laughed. "I did not fuckin' lie."

"Also heard we have an actor here." Scarecrow lead you all to a flyer on the wall.

"We do improv every Wednesday."

"Huzzah!." Clayface smiled, grabbing the flyer.

"And we've got every resource your crew could want." Scarecrow continued.

"So, you've got a fish tank and you do improv?." Ivy rolled her eyes. "Wow, you're my shitty college boyfriend."

"Oh, all right, yeah, I mean, did your college boyfriend have..." Scarecrow hit a button which showed you all...

"A kryptonite-powered submarine that can turn into a car and shoot missile?." Harley looked at the subs in awe.

"We have three of them." Scarecrow nodded. "And they're available to our members at any time."

"I'm actually impressed by this place." You looked around in awe.

"Oh you'll like it even more, mate." Scarecrow grinned. "Harley was told to give us information about her crew and for you she mentioned you lacked...a manhood."

"I'll take your head off Harley!!!." You pointed your pistol at her.

"Oh no, no, no, no." Scarecrow laughed. "It's alright mate, we have a solution for your little problem..."

"...Show me..." you looked at Scarecrow like he was a god amoungst men.

"Come along then." he lead you down a hallway. "The rest of explore the place, we'll catch up with you."

The others walked off towards the elivator where Lex Luthor himself walked out.

"Harley." He shook her hand. "So glad you could make it."

"Lex, this place is amazing." Harley smiled.

"Not too bad, huh?." Lex smiled proudly.

"The grenade vending machine and Kombucha on tap." Harley smiled. "I mean, you guys thought of everything."

"I've been watching you ever since you went solo, and I haven't seen an evil rising star like you since, well, since me." Lex put an arm around her.

"Hey, buddy?." Ivy rolled her eyes. "Now that you're done kissing your own asshole..."

"That's not a phrase." Lex interupted her.

"...Why are we here?." Ivy continued.

"Look, I'm sure you know about prospective member night." Lex looked at all of you. "Where every Legion member can nominate someone to join?."

"What about it?." King Shark asked.

"Well, Harley, guess who I nominated?." Lex looked at Harley. "You."

"Eee." Harley squealed.

"So, come back tonight for the party, meet everyone, see how you mesh, and, maybe if it goes well, you could be the next member of the LOD." Lex nodded. "That's what we call the Legion of Doom...."

"Oh, is that what it stand for?." Ivy sarcastially spoke up again. "I thought it was Legion of Dildos."

"That is a sex shop down the street with whom we're currently in a protracted legal battle." Lex walked off. "So, I'll see you guys tonight?."

"Uh, damn right you will." Harley smiled. "Oh, hey, do I need to get my parking validated?."

"We don't validate." Lex answered.

"So evil." Harley smirked. "Hey, let's hit the gift shop, they have those mini-license plates with your name on 'em.

"Oh, um, yeah, yeah, knock yourself out." Ivy said, following Lex. "I... I'm gonna catch up with you in a bit."

"Hey, so what is your deal?." Ivy stormed up to Lex. "Like, why are you suddenly so interested in Harley after treating her like shit for months?."

"Do you know how many invitations we've sent to you?." Lex asked.

"Jesus, I dunno, millions."

"Calm down, it's 148, and every time you rebuff us."

"Because I don't want to join your self-important sausage party." Ivy coldly answered.

"Hey, we have a woman." Lex said.

"Good for you." Ivy rolled her eyes.

"I'm blanking on her name right now, but she's lovely." Lex walked away from her.

"Great." Ivy used her vines to tangle Lex up and bring him over to her. "Do you want to play around or you want to get serious?."

"Love that." Lex smiled as a vine pricked his cheek, drawing a tiny drop of blood. "You're the only one that can do that, which is why you're right, I don't want Harley."

Lex continued smirking.

"I want you."

"Then why did you fuckin' invite her?" Ivy glared.

"Why did the Golden Globes nominate The Martian for best comedy?." Lex asked. "They wanted Matt Damon to show, in this metaphor, you're Matt Damon."

"Yes, okay, I get it." Ivy sulked. "It was just a very stupid and outdated reference."

"I don't see a lot of movies." Lex pulled out a white handkerchief and wiped the blood off his cheek.

"Look, I'm not joining the Legion of Doom, okay?" Ivy folded her arms. "Or the LOD or the whatever."

"That's totally fine." Lex smiled. "Oh, just one thing I forgot to mention, if you don't join, Harley doesn't get in either..."

Ivy's eyes widened hearing that as Lex walked away before turning back around.

"Also, I only saw four of you, there's supposed to be five, where's that assassin guy Joker and Two-Face have told me so much about?."

"...Probably looking for that enlarger ray or whatever Scarecrow said."

"...What enlarger ray?." Lex said.

Ivy's eyes widened even more and she started looking concerned.

Meanwhile...

Scarecrow led you into a room with a black briefcase sitting on the table.

"So, is this enlarger ray in the case?." You looked at Scarecrow.

"Yep, go on and open it up." Scarecrow nodded, stepping back a bit, you opened the case and inside wasn't an enlarger ray, to your surprise, it was your old assassin gear, and your old weapons.

"...This is my old stuff." You looked speechless. "How did you get this?."

"Oh, he didn't get it." A voice said, before chuckling. "I did."

Your eyes slowly widened as a figure turned around in a chair sitting in front of you.

"Hello...Headhunter." Joker turned around in the chair, giving you a wide smile.

"The hell do you want?." You asked.

"Hey, come on, we're old partners aren't we, we can talk about business like we use to." Joker smiled.

"I quit working with you, remember?." You glared. "And frankly I've got a lot more clients without you calling me constantly."

"Yes...but do you remember who was the one paying you the most for your work." Joker smiled as he pulled out a stack of cash, waving it in front of you.

"What. Do. You. Want?." you asked, looking at the money.

"My offer still stands, HeadHunter." Joker got up, smiling. "I want you to... eliminate Harley, you'll be paid handsomely for your work, and because I'm a nice guy...."

Joker reached into his jacket and pulled out a fancy-looking ray gun.

"I'll even let you use the ray gun."

You looked at your old gear, then the money in his hand, then the ray on the table, you began thinking for a few seconds before thinking about Ivy, and how much her friendship with Harley means to her, besides you, she is her only real friend in this world, even if Harley likes to make fun of your small tiny little bullet...you understand how devastated Ivy would be, and if she found out it was you that killed Harley, then you might as well have signed your death warrant, you slowly shut the case and looked away.

"No." You slowly said. "I'm not doing it."

"What?!." Joker shouted. "You could have everything you wanted, your old gear back, your pockets would be full with cash and you could have a dick the size of Wayne Enterprises!."

Hearing that, a thought came into your mind, you sighed and slowly took the case.

"I'll think about it, alright...I just need some time..."

"Oh sure, of course..." Joker smile turned into a glare. "Take all the time you need...just get it done."

He shoved you away then walked out of the room, taking the enlarger ray and the money with him.

Timeskip....

"Check your weapon, please." The guy at the medal detector took Harley's bat, Clayface handed him his script.

"Uh, that's not a weapon."

"Fine, but when I act someone to death, you'll be blamed." Clayface walked away.

"Hey, do you... Do you think Joker is gonna be here?." Harley asked

"Hey, ya know what?." Ivy looked at her. "I don't give a shit."

"Ooh, there's my competition, KG Beast." Harley looked over at KG Beast, he was eating soup. "Huh."

"Not so scary when they make him take off his machine gun arm."

"Harls, look at this place." Ivy looked around. "I mean, this isn't you."

"But it can be." Harley smiled. "I mean, it's aspirational and classy and shit."

"Classy?." Ivy glared. "Okay, 'cause this morning you drank cereal out of a blender, let's all remember that."

"Okay, my other cereal cups were dirty." Harley sighed. "Look, I gotta go mingle."

"What did you say to me?." King Shark glared at the fish in the tank. "Oh, I have not turned my back on the aquatic world, It turned its back on me....Oh, well, you can kindly go fuck yourself!."

"Chicken satay?." You grabbed one of the samples of the tray and offered it to Ivy.

"Not thanks." She said. "Glad you are okay, I was worried when you and Scarecrow went to go find that enlarger ray-thingy."

"Oh I found it, trust me."

"Then why isn't it bigger?." She asked.

"It takes time, alright, gotta wait a few days." You lied, Joker still had the ray in his possession and the only way you'd be able to get it is if you'd kill Harley...but you still didn't want to do it, after all, she was your only other friend in Arkham besides Ivy.

"I will blow you up, you chicken satay." Bane glared at the chicken satay he dropped on the floor.

"Or, why don't you take that anger, put it in your feelings pocket and I'm going give you this whole tray." The waiter gave him the whole tray and Bane smiled, before he could dig in, Aquaman shattered the window and landed in front of everyone.

"It is I, Aquaman, son of Atlan, heir to the throne of--" Aquaman started his whole speech again before being cut off.

"Boo to you!." Riddler said.

"To the throne of--"

"Boo!." Sinestro said.

"You two stole my family jewels." He aimed his trident to Ivy and Harley

"Your balls?." Sinestro laughed.

"Oh, grow up, Sinestro," Aquaman shouted. "I know that was you."

"You have no proof."

"I warned you and you paid me no heed." Aquaman walked up to Harley and Ivy. "So now, taste the salty brine of my sweet--"

Harley quickly punched him in the throat and he fell over, Harley then leaped at him but he kicked her away.

"Shit! shit, shit, shit." Ivy panicked.

"Be with me, Konstantin." Clayface quickly turned into Superman.

"Brother, it is I, the Superman, from Kryptalon." Clayface spoke. "And these people are not your enemy--"

Aquaman cut off the head of Clayface in one swing, but since he was clay, he was still alive.

"Not my worst review." he put his head back on his body.

Killer Kroc tried to take him down but he was quickly taken down by Aquaman's trident, he kicked Scarecrow away, then KGBeast then some purple supervillain that I don't know the name of.

He then pointed his trident at Ivy.

"....Hey fish dick." You said slowly walking up to him adjusting your tie, holding your pistols out. "If you got a problem with her, you gotta go through me."

Aquaman smirked and you fired your guns at him, he quickly avoided all the bullets and you ran out of ammo, you tossed your guns away and took out a combat knife, you leaped over one of the tables before running on all of them to leap onto Aquaman.

"Finally I can eat my chicken satay." Bane rubbed his hands together and he was about to dig in, before you stepped on the entire tray, crushing it. "....Damn it..."

You leap on top of Aquaman and try to cut him with your knife but his trident was in the way.

"Don't worry babe." You looked at Ivy. "I've got this son of a bitch-"

You took your eyes off of Aquaman for a second and he jabbed his trident right into your stomach, causing you to cough up blood.

"Y/n!." Ivy ran over to you, catching you before you hit the ground. "Hey, hey, look at me, you're alright."

"No...I'm not..." You looked over at Joker who grinned. "...I'm not alright at all..."

"Wait, did he just call you "babe"?" Harley raised an eyebrow at Ivy.

"I... You know, I... Maybe." Ivy stuttered a little as you were still bleeding from your wound.

"Call off your dogs, Luthor." Aquaman glared at Lex. "Not everyone has to suffer at my hands today." he looked at you before looking at Ivy and Harley.

"This is between me and them."

"By "them" I think you mean me." Black Manta got in front of Harley. "Hello, Arthur."

"David, it's not always about you." Aquaman glared.

"But it's not not about me either." Black Manta fired lasers out of his which Aquaman ducked and shot his tridant as him, launching him into Ivy, who was stuck under him.

"Ivy!." Harley shouted before taking Aquaman, she gave him several jabs before Aquaman punched her in the nose and sent her crashing against the glass fish tank.

"Ow!." Harley groaned.

You saw Aquaman point his trident at Ivy and it started glowing.

"May Poseidon have mercy on your soul."

You began crawling over to the fish tank, still bleeding out from your wound.

"Harley...here..." You handed her your knife and pointed at the tank.

She nodded and took it from you.

"Hey, fish dick, why don't you go back to the ocean?." Harley stood up.

"Otherwise known as "the world's toilet."" Bane said.

"Boo." Someone booed him.

"Oh, so no ocean jokes?." Bane folded his arms. "Uh, it seems like political-iggical correct culture is killing the comedy."

Harley jammed your knife into the tank and several cracks began showing in the glass.

"No, no, no, no." Aquaman ran over to the tank. "Oh God, oh God. No, no, no no no."

The tank broke and all the fish poured out on the floor, flopping around and dying.

"Ah!." Aquaman screamed, "What have I done?."

"My brothers." He shouted, picking up several fish. "Oh, my brothers!."

"Look, I am stomping on your fish." Bane began stomping on the fish, killing them, laughing. "Stomping!."

"Bane, stop it." Aquaman shouted.

"Hey, there's a YMCA pool down the street." Harley joked.

"Oh, yeah." Aquaman mocked. "Yeah, just throw saltwater fish into a chlorinated pool, water's water, I guess, come on, what are you, four!?."

He quickly ran away, trying to find water to put the fish in.

"Huzzah!." Clayface smiled.

Ivy ran over to you and helped you up, you weakly groaned as she set you down in a chair.

"Saving the Legion of Doom from a member of the Justice League." Harley grinned. "I mean even if it was Aquaman, ugh, that is gettin' me in."

Ivy looked over at KGBeast and saw him fist-bumping Lex who looked at Ivy and smiled.

"Look, even if ya don't get in, it's still pretty cool to be nominated, right?." Ivy looked at Harley.

"Uh, no." Harley growled. "I would do a header out that window and let my brains smash all over the sidewalk."

"You're joking." Ivy chuckled nervously.

"Last chance." Lex whispered to Ivy. "Sure you don't want in?."

"Harley is good enough to get in on her own, you saw what she just did to Aquaman, let her in." Ivy growled. "I mean, for God's sake, you let Bane in."

"Lot of politics involved there." Lex looked away. "And I don't know if you are dating the assassin or if he just called you "babe" for no reason but I was more impressed with him, than Harley."

"So, your final answer's a no?." Lex looked at Ivy who sighed.

A few minutes later..

"We all know why we're here, and I'm happy to say, the Legion has voted, and we have a new member." Lex spoke.

"Harley, join me." Ivy spoke. "Just fuck these guys."

"Ive, what are you talkin' about?." Ivy asked.

"This year was a fine crop." Lex continued speaking. "But one person stood above the rest."

"Just you and me." Ivy was trying to convince Harley to back out. "Like we'll start our own thing, it'll be... It'll be Harley and Ivy, y'know we'll get those matching flame retardant jumpsuits you've always wanted, you love those.'

"You mean the one where yours says "Yaass" and mine says "Kween."" Harley asked.

"Yaass." Ivy said. "Yaass."

"No, no, no." Harley shooked her head. "No, come on, you told me to leave the Joker for this, and now I'm here and it's gonna damn well happen."

"Harley, listen to me." Ivy gripped her shoulders.

"This person is an absolute machine." Lex smiled, KG Beast stood up proudly.

"They don't want you." Ivy said looking down. "Okay, they never wanted you, they were just using you to get to me."

"And I'd like to welcome our newest member, Harley Quinn!." Lex raised his glass, both Ivy and Harley looked up in shock.

"Harley, you did it!." King Shark smiled.

"Congratulations, Harley!." Clayface smiled.

You saw Harley stood Ivy a smug grin and then...a glare?.

"Hey, thanks for believin' in me." Harley walked away from Ivy and up on stage.

"No." Ivy quietly said. "I... I was just trying to protect you."

"Harley Quinn, welcome to the Legion of Doom." Lex put a medal around Harley's neck and everyone clapped for her, you saw Ivy look down, she looked sad.

Timeskip...

"Fine." Ivy shouted entering the mall behind Harley. "You want to join those assholes, go, be an asshole yourself, be my guest."

"What don't you understand about they have a submarine that turns into a car that shoots missiles?." Harley shouted back. "The Legion's awesome!."

"Oh, this is getting heated." King Shark said.

"What delicious drama." Clayface smiled.

"Don't put your insecurities on me." Harley shouted.

"All right, here we go." Ivy folded her arms. "What... What? You tell me, what insecurities?."

"Uh, you just don't want me to join because you're afraid I won't need you anymore," Harley answered

"You are delusional," Ivy shouted back.

"Am I?." Harley shouted louder. "Am I!?."

"Hey, let's all calm dow-" you tried to break the tension.

"Shut up, Y/n!." Harley shoved you away into one of the walls, and then looked at Ivy. "Ya loved it when I was all beaten down and brokenhearted after breakin' up with Joker, but you hate it now that I'm better and makin' somethin' of myself!."

"Ooh, snap!." Clayface said.

"Damn!." King yelled.

"That's not true." Ivy answered.

"Is true." Harley fired back. "Ya can't handle it, can ya?."

"What?." Ivy asked.

"You're tryin' to sabotage me instead of confrontin' the fact that, without me, you don't have a single friend in this world!."

"I..." Ivy slowly spoke. "I don't need this shit."

Ivy got up and began walking out of the mall.

"Like I've always said I'm not part of your crew so--"

"Oh great, go." Harley shouted loudly. "Run away to your stupid plants!."

"You know they have names!." Ivy slammed the doors to the mall, running away.

You saw Ivy upset and it made you...angry, enraged even, as you slowly got up, Harley glared at you.

"And you, why are you trying to interupt this, this doesn't concern you, so keep your tiny bullet in your pants and shut your mouth-"

You quickly gripped Harley by the throat and began choking her, looking into her eyes as you spoke.

"You shut the hell up, you fucking peice of shit, all Ivy ever did was care for you, I had nobody when I was in Arkham and she was my first friend then when she introduced me to you, I thought I had someone who I could trust to be her friend and mine, I thought you were better than Joker...but it seems you are just as worse, the two of you were made for eachother!."

You thought about strangling her right there and then but Clayface and King Shark pulled you away from her, you glare at Harley, before looking at Ivy who was getting into a car, you ran outside after Ivy.

"....What the hell are you lookin' at!?." Harley shouted at Clayface and King Shark before they all fell from the floor into the basement of the mall, something was down there but you didn't see anything, you kept running after Ivy.

"Ivy, wait, hang on, baby, stop." You got in front of the car just before she drove off. "Listen to me...get out of the car..."

Ivy, looked down, she slowly got out of the car and you looked shocked as you saw something you never thought you would see, Ivy, who barely shows any emotion outside of anger, sassiness of love (when around you) had tears slowly forming in her eyes, you wrapped your arms around her and held her tight as she slowly began sobbing.

Meanwhile...

"I'm so sorry, Mirielle." Sy was crying. "Can ya ever forgive me?."

Harley, Shark and Clayface landed next to Sy and Psycho who were trying to fight off a giant squid hybrid.

"My own issues aside, can someone explain why Sy is cryin' and where this giant tentacle monster came from?." Harley shouted.

"Super-long story." Psycho said. "Short version, CIA experiment went wrong, that's his sister, and he hasn't been down here for like 35 years."

"Yeah, uh that's what I was gonna guess." Harley looked confused.

"Oh, I can't even imagine what it must be like to go through life a giant, deformed thing." Clayface said, making everyone look at him.

"You can't, you can't imagine that?." Psycho looked at Clayface.

"I don't know how I live with myself." Sy continued crying.

"Oh, it's okay." King patted his back. "Look, why not try and talk to her?."

"How?." Sy shouted.

"I'll do it." Psycho said. "I'll do it, I'll do it."

He slowly used his telepath powers to read Sy's sister mind.

"Talk to her." He looked at Sy. "She may not speak English but I bet she understands it."

"Mirie, I'm so sorry." Sy said to his sister. "I never shoulda forced you to make that damn hybrid."

Mirie roared and Psycho nodded.

"Okay, she said "I get that you were confused and angry, so was I, but it wasn't being turned into a tentacle monster that made me angry." Wow, this is getting interesting."

Mirie roared again.

"I was angry because you walked away, you closed yourself off from me, I didn't just lose my brother that day, I lost my best friend." Psycho told everyone. "She kept hoping you would reach out, but you never did."

Mirie roared again.

"She says, "I always thought no matter how bad it got, you'd never give up on our friendship.""

"I should've come to you, but I was afraid I let it go too long." Sy cried. "That you wouldn't forgive me."

Sy looked down, before a tentacle grabbed him and hugged him.

"This is everything." Sy smiled happily. "I don't need a translation for this."

Mirie put Sy back in his chair and he pressed a button on a remote.

"I never should've kept you locked up down here, so from now on, you're free."

Mirie smiled and squirmed out of the exit hatch that Sy created.

"Oh, she looks great." Harley smiled. "She seems so happy."

That's when several people began screaming and a helicopter was taken down by the squid's arms.

"I'm in... I'm in its mouth." Someone shouted before they were swallowed by the squid, who kept rampaging across the town.

"Oh, I'm just gonna..." Harley slowly closed the hatch up and walked away.

Timeskip...

You and Ivy were at her old apartment, she was upset, depressed even.

"Hey..." you slowly pecked her cheek. "Come on...I know what Harley said to you was harsh but it's not true...I'm your friend, hell, I'm more than that...I'm someone who cares for you, more than anything in the world, you deserve someone way better than my dumbass Ivy, but I just want you to know that I will always be there for you..."

She slowly looked up at you, and rested her head on your shoulder. "...I.....I....I love you...Y/n...Thank you..." she slowly wrapped her arms around your neck.

"Anytime..." You patted her back. "...I'll always be here for you, Ivy, I promise."

You slowly put her in her old bed and kissed her forehead, she pulled you down with her and wrapped her arms around you, not wanting to let you go, shortly after this you both fell asleep.