((To summarize this out of character: I'm just trying to use BrainRot's writing style to make a fanfic.))

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Oh, Hello there. Name's KaijuBird, or Birdzilla. I'm fine with both names. I've decided to try out MrBrainRot's style of fanfics, though probably not as... horrifying. I'm not that deranged, at least.

*The appearance of yours truly!*

..He's a really 'special' guy. Well, I've decided to pick up his (Y/N) from the "Life of an Ordinary Villager" fanfic, and gave him a new body, of course. Being a basic person who looks gloomy is so boring..

I don't have much to say for now, but before I go, meet a little assistance of mine; Soundwave!

Soundwave: *the iconic monotone voice* "...I am Soundwave. Greetings to all readers."

Yes, this is THE Soundwave. For some reason, he defected the Decepticons to join me... Eh, long story. Rather than serving as a narrator or something, he's here to keep watch over this world, and patch up any undesired issues, hopefully.

Hmm.. Well then, mind if you do the honors for me, Soundwave?

Soundwave: "Affirmative." (Clicks a button)

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[TRANSMISSION HAS ENDED. WELCOME TO A QUITE DERANGED GENSOKYO]