Ellie was sent to heaven after she died. Her and Benji were so young and naive that God sent the both of them to another planet named Htrae (pronounced Hitray).

They landed on the planet with their spaceship, and it looked exactly like Earth. There was a human-looking creature that greeted them as soon as they arrived.
"Who are you?" asked the man. He was wearing a lab coat.

"My name's Ellie Ellington and this is Benji Benjington," Ellie replied. "We came from heaven."

The man stared at them for a while before turning to a big lab behind him and shouting,
"Yo, um... Sam?!" As he spoke, another man walked out of the lab. "They're Htraelings, from the backwards universe."

The man who appeared to be Sam answered.
"Earthlings, Jim, they're called Earthlings," he said calmly. "Sorry about the fuss, I don't know why Jimmy was chosen to patrol."

Ellie and Benji looked at each other, confused.
"Do you mind telling us what's going on?" Ellie asked. To this, Sam nodded and waved them into the lab. He explained as they walked.

"Welcome," he spoke, "to Long Anus Boob! Or L.A.B. for short.

Anyway, this is what you Earthlings call a laboratory. You see, this is an alternate universe. Htrae is just Earth backwards. We control everything that happens on your planet. We sent you that guinea pig!"

Benji got angry at this.
"So you're the bastard that blew our planet up!"

Sam continued to explain,
"No, we didn't intend for that to happen, actually."

Ellie and Benji had no idea what to think or expect anymore. They were both just as confused as you are, reading this. Unless you're not confused. Anyway, this chapter is a little smaller than usual, but...

Until next time~