Being an assassin was fun — except for the moments when you had to clean all the blood, wich was always so tiring — you could go to so many new places, meet exciting new people, kill those exciting people and have a couple of days to yourself to do some tourism on the city — if you play your cards right —

Besides money was never a problem when you have a organization with unlimited founds covering your back, the people who said that the crime didn't pay clearly have never seen the castle that his boss had in the mountains wich was huge and with the latest advances in technology.

And he could do good sometimes, a lot of the people that they killed where scumbags who deserved it, and his boss care about the planet — he thought that if you were trying to achieve immortality you had to worry about the place where you be stuck for the next centuries — so they did a lot of works for the planet and it's ecosystem.

In all he quite liked his job and he thought that he was good at it, and that was because in the beginning he didn't understand why he end up as a nanny.

Davina Vittoria was the name of his charge and for what he could say after hearing his boss daughter and apparently new boss — who was really hot but way too scary for his health — he was pretty sure that the girl would end up as his boss one day — or better say as the wife of his future boss —

Sure protecting someone like her could be important and he knew that he should be honoured to received such a job, but It didn't take the fact that following a teenager for a city that he didn't really liked wasn't exactly how he expected to pass his days as an assassin.

But a job was a job so he did it anyway — and because he was sure that if he failed death would be the least of his worry's —

And after a couple of weeks he may kinda, started a tumbler page for his new best ship.

It was not his fault truly!

It was just that his boss asked constantly photos and videos of his charge, and after a while he realized how cute Davina was with his future boss!

They were like the goals couples on instagram or twitter just that you know, real, they didn't just pose for the pictures and then resume to hate each other in silence while they look at the likes and comments on their post like some kind of junkies.

They were the real deal!

And he did ask his boss first, who agreed with him that the world had the right to see the best couple ever.

Besides he was a romantic at heart and he always loved fairy tails as a child, and this was the more realistic version of Cinderella that he had ever saw — if instead of a prince you had the heir of a bunch of assassin and sometimes terrorist if their boss felt like it, and instead of a poor sweet girl you had a quarter? latin girl who apparently disliked most of the planet, but you know, details. —

And he kind felt like their fairy godfather, and yes maybe he didn't have a magic wand or some cool wings, but he had other stuff.

Like his cool sword and gun, that could be more useful than any stick with glitter.

"I said that I was sorry!" Called the asshole who's hand he was cutting because he dared to cat call his charge.

Seriously we were on the twenty-one Century, how could still be scumbags that didn't understand the basic of human decency?

But the point here was, that you couldn't do this with a boring stick could you?

And that was a very good reason of why the swords were way cooler than wands — he wanted a wand but his boss didn't let him have one, because it was silly and besides he wasn't the capitan of this ship, she was, wich was absurd because everyone knew that the capitan of this ship was Alfred Pennyworth who already had a forum and was the master of taking cute pictures of the young couple —

Anyways he had to go because the pictures wouldn't take themselves, he mean he had a charge to take care.

"What?" He murmured while cleaning the blood on his sword on the clothes of the scumbag. "Oh, not this again" he rolled his eyes reading the only person in all his page that after so many tender and beautiful post of his ship still said that they were just friend, yeah sure, and Ra's Alghul was just a happy old grandpa who liked to do yoga.

He would have killed the guy just for ruining his perfect post with his silly comment if it wasn't for the fact that he knew that it was Tim Drake and he was on the no harm list of Ra's — at least not unless explicitly asked to do it first a least that had a lot of family members—

And besides he kinda felt bad for the guy, it was clearly that he had a crush on Davina and was trying to cheat himself into thinking that he had a chance with her, wich was a total lie, because even if Damian and Davina weren't the perfect couple that they were, he would put his money on Jason Todd.

What? Everyone liked a tough guy with a soft heart.

And he clearly had one for Davina — and that was the reason why he secretly followed the tumblr page of his boss who had a anonymous account with theories of Davina, Damián and Jason together even when he kinda felt that it was mostly because his boss was a closet fujoshi —

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Note: More fun! This is truly like playing the Russian roulette because I don't remember in what order are the chapters! Jsjsjsjss but now enjoy the fun.

Can anyone blame mister assassin for his tumbler page?

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Extras:

Kidnapper: We have your brother?
Jason: Wich one?
Kidnapper: The youngest one with the knife
Jason: Damián?
Jason: yeah, you don't have him, he has you, good luck with that.

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Kidnapper: We have your girlfriend.
Damián: You got Davina?
Kidnapper: Yeah. First we were going to ask money for her but...
Kidnapper: She made us lunch, and was nice... So we are adopting her.
Damián: *sighing* Not Again.