I DON'T OWN GRAVITY FALLS

Mabel is sitting in the school cafeteria gossiping with Candy and Grenda. Dipper and Pacifica walk over and sit down. Mabel looks away from Candy's phone for a second and stares at him. Dipper was unmoving, his fork still in his powdered mash, his eyes fixed on Pacifica as she ate her food with all the grace of a kangaroo with thistle on each foot. Mabel waved her hand over his face.

"Dipper?" No response.

"DIPPER?" Still nothing.

"DIPPER?!?!" She slaps him.

"Owww, what was that for?"

"You were staring again."

Dipper rubbed his cheek. "So, she's my gf, I'm allowed to stare a little."

"Yeah, but that was full on stalker I'm gonna wear your skin as a suit staring."

Pacific looks up from her plate. "I love you Dipper, but even I think it was a little creepy. I mean you weren't even eating your food."

Dipper looks down at his mass of unidentifiable food and prods it with his fork. It appears to slap the fork away. "Can you blame me?"

Pacifica looks at her half eaten meal. "True, I've lost my appetite. You wanna hit the dinner when you walk me home?"

"Sure, Mabel, you coming?"

Mabel had returned to her convo with Candy and Grenda. Candy shows her a picture on her phone. "And this is me and Drew on the big wheel at the mystery shack fair. It was our first kiss."

Mabel awwwed. Grenda wasn't really paying attention. "That's so cute Candy. I really wish I had a boyfriend."

"It's ok Mabel, you don't need a boyfriend. But there were a bunch of guys who moved here last summer, I'm sure one of them would love to date you."

"Thanks Candy."

"I'm having a part at the end of the month, if you do get a boyfriend by then, bring him along."

"I will Candy. Ok, that's the bell, let's get to our lesson."

The girls, followed by Dipper and Pacifica walked back to their lessons. After school, Pacifica and Dipper, and a very reluctant Mabel went to the dinner. Dipper and Mabel sit down and ordered three orders of pancakes. Dipper looked at Mabel. "Why did you agree to come here again? I thought you'd want to hang out with Candy and Grenda?"

"Grenda had boxing and Candy has a date with Drew?"

Pacific comes back from the toilet and sits next to Dipper. She looks at Mabel. "What's wrong?"

"I want a boyfriend."

"Surely that can't be hard. I mean, I was a total brat back when you first met me, yet I've still got Dipper. You're always awesome, so really it shouldn't be difficult."

"You'd think that, but my track record isn't the best with guys. I don't know what to do."

Pacifica gets up. "Tomorrow is Saturday. We're gonna go to the mall and find you a boyfriend."

Mabel gets up. "Ok."

Dipper gets up. "Can we finish our pancakes first?"

They all laugh and sit down again, tucking into their delicious pancakes.