"It's funny how things happen
I didn't even want to go to that party that night"
It was the love story no one asked for
But at least not everyone was white

Chorky and Lumpkinella
On completely different sides
The Romeo and Juliet
Of the school where things are high

Bouncy balls, hallway stances
Baby sheep, stupid dances
She's some kinda sorta foreigner
Calibrating her transferral click-o'meter

If you're confused that's half the fun
Your eyes'll turn to goo so don't stare at the sun
A giant pun, a riddle spun
With references that no one gets
Y'all'll get this yet so hedge your bets
Someone should have this no sweat
(This read more like a rap the longer I went on;
Blame Hamilton)

14:33

Poem by Leafy muahaha
I feel like this account gets approximately 0.2% less science-y whenever I post something lol