Camping with Baldy
Mike: I can't believe my first camping trip with mr baldy
Baldy: hello Mike, let's go camping
Mike: ok
(he get on the bus)
Mike: i hope this camping trip will be good
Jeremy: Mike, what are you doing on this bus, white hair
Mike: I'm going camping too I was about to ask you the same thing dude, Bully and Playtime your going too
Bully: yeah dude
Playtime: yeah Mike
Baldy: alright kids time to go camping, I haven't camped since I was a boy, all right let's go camping yeah
Jeremy: yeah yay
Bully: all right
Mike: awesome let's go
Playtime: yay my first camping trip yay, I hope I'll be in baldy's basic 2
(The bus goes)
Mike *was playing Super mario advance 4 on GBA*
(7 hours later or the next scene)
Baldy: all right kids here we are, George Washington and Jefferson National Forests, aw man great memories here when I was a kid, anyway get out of the bus kids it's time to go camping
Bully: *gets off the bus* I still can't believe George Washington was the first president
Mike: *gets off the bus* Thomas Jefferson was the third president after John Adams who was the second president
(After Jeremy and Playtime get off the bus)
Baldy: alright kiddos the first thing to do is to set up the fire, now help me out kids *they get the fire going* all right all set, we don't really need any tents we can just sleep outside because nature is our happy place around here
Playtime: are you sure, I'm scared of the animals they can kill me and stuff
Baldy: don't worry playtime I got some bear traps, so anyways guys um Playtime and Mike, I want you 2 to find some food around here like some fish or deer
Playtime: what if me and mike get lost
Mike: yeah
Jermey: if you do get lost, no one is ever gonna ever care about you both
Baldy: if you do get lost, we brought arts and crafters, cause he'll teleport you 2 back
Jeremy: how is that sock puppet still alive
Baldy: i ask myself the same thing to kid, but anyways uh bully i want you too find some sticks to make the fire bigger
Bully: you can count on me mr baldy *leaves*
Playtime: yeah i have one more question before me and Mike go hunting, uh how do i hunt for animals?
Mike: *pulls rope from backpack* well i have my rope
Baldy: just use your jump to help strangle them and bring back here
Playtime: all right
Mike: you got it mr baldy *leaves along with playtime*
*once Playtime and Mike found a bear*
Bear: roar
Playtime: Oh, my, GODDDDDDD!!!
Mike: don't worry playtime I got this *wraps his around the bears neck and begins strangling it until it died* there we go, problem solved
Arts and Crafters: *teleports them back to Baldy*
Mike: woah thanks Arts and Crafters, Mr baldy we got the food
Baldy: Good work you 2
*once Bully had 33 and Jermey had 2*
Mike: Oh crap, I knew I forgot to bring something, I forgot to bring the smores
Baldy: don't worry mike, you 3 did a great job and you all gonna go with me to the store to get the smores, and let Jeremy stay and let the fire grow
Mike: yeah let's do that
Baldy: alright, and Jermey, you stay and let the fire grow, but if the fire burns out, you know what's gonna happen, I'm gonna beat you with my ruler for messing everything up and ruining everything, okay?
Jeremy: yes,
Baldy: we'll see you in like 30 minutes or something
*at Wal-Mart*
Cashier: Okay I don't care I Wanna kill myself, according to the smores I wanna die, thatll be 14.99 I don't freaking care about my job
Baldy: ok here's the money
Mike: you alright sir
Cashier: Okay, yeah, my wife left me to some rich guy, and my daughter's a hore, a big stupid hore
Baldy: let's go, before he loses it
Playtime: uh mr baldy, what's a hore?
Baldy: My ex wife
Playtime: what do you mean
Baldy: *sighs* God damn it, that freaking cashier brainwashed me, nvm that, let's just get back on the bus
*back on the bus*
Bully: hey guys, when we get back to the camp site, you know what Jeremy's gonna do, burn out the fire of how horrible he is
Mike: I know he is, he always ruins things
Playtime: yeah
Baldy: well guys if he does, he's gonna get the punishment he always wanted, and if the camp fire is out, oh yeah I've been waiting for a whole year for this, let's go back to the camp site
*once they were back the fire was out*
Playtime: oh my gosh
Mike: Welp, I was right, Jermey blew out the fire
Baldi: *TRIGGERED!!* YOUR DEAD JEREMY!! *runs off to find him*
Bully: Well wanna make some s'mores guys
Playtime and Mike: Heck Yeah
*once Baldi got Jermey and beat him*
Mike: welp, Mr Baldi got him,
Playtime: oh; he kinda deserved it
Mike: sure glad it wasn't me
Stay tuned for the Lockdown Baldi Video rewrite
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