Because I wanna spoil you all, brats.

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"WAKE UP, HORNY SHITS! TIME TO EAT FOOD AND NOT AN ASS! WAKE UP!"

Jin, if not obviously, spoke in an annoyingly loud voice at 7 in the morning.

"Hyung, it's too early."

Jungkook answered in his bed voice while still cuddling a little tiger ignoring all the noises around him.

"I. SAID. WAKE. UP."

Jin never backs down every morning.

"Alright, alright. We'll be there in 5."

Jungkook dismissed rubbing his nose.

"Good. Wake that kid up and carry him to the kitchen."

Jin reminded before disappearing and waking up the others the same way he just did to them.

"Tae~ Wake up."

"Hmmm..."

"Come on, baby. We need to wash up."

"Uhhhh...."

Jungkook shifted and started stretching his arms and cracking his neck bones. He was about to stand up when he heard Taehyung softly sobbing in his pillow.

"Tae? Tae, baby. What's wrong?"

He rushed to the other side of the bed, kneeling in front of a sobbing tiger.

"Guk..."

"Yeah, what's wrong?"

Jungkook caresses the other's soft locks and cheek.

"It hurts..."

"Hurt? What?"

"Fuck you! It hurts down there, you big-dicked coconut!"

Jungkook tried suppressing his laughter as he stared at the pouting man. Tried.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! Tae, Oh my God! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"Continue laughing and you won't get to touch- no, you can't even look at my shadow for a week!"

"Tae~"

"I'm serious!"

"Okay, okay. Sorry, baby."

"What are you waiting for? Carry me to the bathroom, Jungcock!"

"Aye, so moody and bossy this early."

"I said- AAH! Ouch! Careful, you fucking beast!"

Taehyung hissed as he felt the pain when Jungkook carries him bridal style without a warning.

"Sorry, my bad. Does it hurt that bad?"

"Well, last night someone said despacito or some shit like that but in a blink of an eye he went too fast and furious and did it like WWE RAW."

Jungkook chuckles while opening the bathroom.

"How can you think all of that in a matter of seconds, baby? I'm impressed."

"Hah! I've always been a genius. You should keep that in mind, Jeon."

"Yes, Jeon's property."

"Jungkook!"

"Time to bath~"

"I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, SMELL, HEAR AND SPECIALLY SEE ANY MORNING SHOWER SEX! IT WILL RUIN MY APPETITE SO HURRY UP!"

KookV giggled and decided to shower and dress up fast.

"Jin seriously, I didn't know you could be louder than you do in our bed."

"I have a knife in my hand, Namjoon! Breath one more time and your dick will be flying on my pan filled with hot oil!"

"Oh, damn."

Suga snickered.

"Sshhh, hyung. Don't get involved."

Jimin placed his finger on Yoongi's lips.

"But that's gross, Jin might as well be the only one who wants to eat that."

"Agreed, Hobi."

SOPE high-fived while Jimin showed a look of disgusted.

Everyone gathered in the dining room and settled themselves. Taekook, NamJin, YoonMinHope.

They all started eating when Hoseok joined the noise of the utensils.

"Jungkook."

"Yeah, hyung?"

"Do not play nor sing despacito again, please."

At the mention of the word, Taehyung's face went all red and warm. A cocky grin spread across the maknae's face.

"Why not?"

"Just because. And you played it like the whole evening yesterday."

"Okay."

"Good."

"Oh, by the way, kids-"

"Like you don't act like one."

Namjoon interrupted Jin, earning a glare from the eldest.

"Sorry, go ahead, babe."

Namjoon apologized before getting dickless.

"So as I was saying, we'll have an interview later at 3 PM. Seijin hyung will pick us up at 2 so get ready before that time."

"And here I thought I could stay home all day."

"It's alright, Yoongs. I think this is the only sked for today."

"Hobi hyung is right, the interview won't last long, hyung."

"YoonMin, SOPE, JiHope?"

"I want YoonMinHope."

"No, Tae. No threesome. Just two."

"You can't force me, coconut. I ship whoever I want."

"What are you two whispering about? I swear if it's about sex-"

"We're not like you and Namjoon hyung who talks about sex and do sex all the time, hyung."

"Taehyung!!!"

"Oopss~"

"Nice one, babe."

"Thanks, coconut."

"LOL. Coconut."

"Like horse is any better."

"Grandpa's talking."

"Shut up, Jimin. I'm not attacking you now."

"Thanks, Jiminie~"

"No problem, Hobi hyung~"

"Don't flirt in front of me. I might puke into your annoying faces."

"Tae, can we like do it again tonight?"

"Jungkook."

"Yes?"

"What are we doing now?"

"Huh? Eating?"

"That's right. And you're asking me to do it again while I'm eating."

"Uhh...yes?"

"Stupid dick!"

"Tae~"

"Jungkook."

"Yes."

"Promise first."

"O...kay?"

"This time...

"...do it real despacito."

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LOL you thought I will give you another smut. Sorry, bae. Not today.

And also, that's the end of despacito series because I can. 😌