Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: sleepatron_3000
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: manstandingemoji
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: baebae
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dad™
Hyunjae: whore:3
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bread.

✨yassified burn-outs ✨

bread.: someone stole my laundry ('≖ ‸ ≖)

moon_cheese: what?

bread.: i said
bread.: someone stole my laundry

whore:3: HALSFJBALFL

hellokittyenjoyer: deserving

bread.: choi chanhee i swear to god

manstandingemoji: how

bread.: well tuesdays are my laundry days

token_straight: ew younghoon what

bread.: what

token_straight: you do laundry on tuesdays?? Disgusting

certified_creep: i do laundry on tuesdays(?)

manstandingemoji: yeah but youre you changmin

whore:3: OUEGFWOH

bread.: can i finish my story please

moon_cheese: yeah

hellokittyenjoyer: no

bread.: ignoring chanhee,, basically i put my load in the washer and went to get a late breakfast right?
bread.: and i live in the Gwanak dormitory so im pretty far from the nicer campus cafés
bread.: so i come back to switch the load, and its gone
bread.: my clothes are gone

token_straight: even though they were wet ????

bread.: YES
bread.: SOGGY AND EVERYTHING
bread.: EVEN MY BEAT UP SWEATPANTS FROM HIGH SCHOOL
bread.: ALL OF IT

moon_cheese: i feel bad for laughing

whore:3: i dont
whore:3: OURHGWRPUGHPW

manstandingemoji: damn
manstandingemoji: sorry dude

bread.: ....thanks juyeon

hellokittyenjoyer: to be fair younghoonie
hellokittyenjoyer: a lot of your clothes are like,, big name brands

bread.: yeah i get that but ive been attending this fuckass school for years and not ONCE has my laundry been stolen

certified_creep: i have a feeling you have like a ton of clothes though

sleepatron_3000: HE DOES

token_straight: oh hello eric

sleepatron_3000: hi (๑ö◡ö)۶
sleepatron_3000: BUT LIKE I SAID
sleepatron_3000: i dont think ive ever seen younghoonie hyung wear the same thing twice
sleepatron_3000: save for the high school sweatpants and his winter coat

hellokittyenjoyer: ^^^^

whore:3: my guy is rich asf

certified_creep: omg can you be my sugar daddy

bread.: can i be your what now ʘ‿ʘ

moon_cheese: a match made in hell ^^

manstandingemoji: no no changmin asks me this question on a regular basis
manstandingemoji: dont take it seriously

certified_creep: I ONLY EVER ASK YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS REJECT ME

manstandingemoji: IM NOT MADE OF MONEY CHANGMIN

certified_creep: THEN STOP DRESSING LIKE YOU ARE
certified_creep: THIS MOFO RIGHT HERE
certified_creep:

certified_creep: CAN BARELY AFFORD COFFEE IN THE MORNING

sleepatron_3000: daddy?

manstandingemoji: what?

sleepatron_3000: what?

sunnyD: and suddenly youngjae's true intentions shine through

token_straight: omggg sunwooooooヾ(☆▽☆)

sunnyD: omggg hakkkkkkk (≧∇≦)/

hellokittyenjoyer: ew never do that again

whore:3: OURHGFOUPSH

bread.: is no one concerned about my laUNDRY???

moon_cheese: bestie what are we supposed to do about it ('_ゝ')
moon_cheese: just give you more clothes???
moon_cheese: you have plenty

sleepatron_3000: maybe the thief is trying to keep him humble by taking some clothes(??)

bread.: ʕ•̀_•́ʔ
bread.: eric did you take my clothes

sleepatron_3000: wooooooooowwww
sleepatron_3000: first off, we live on different ends of the campus
sleepatron_3000: second, your style is NOT mine, so why would i take your clothes
sleepatron_3000: also youre like a foot taller than me your stuff wouldnt fit

sunnyD: awfully sus that you had a defense ready

sleepatron_3000: why am i friends with any of you

whore:3: its okay eric, i believe you <3

sleepatron_3000: thank you hyung (つ﹏⊂)

hellokittyenjoyer: brothers who steal together stay together (¿¿¿)

Dad™: i dont think thats how it works

certified_creep: THEYRE BROTHERS ?!?!@?#?!@?

sunnyD: not literally you fucking idiot

sleepatron_3000: ;KMEWPIFHWEOPHFO LMAO

whore:3: oGUFOWGHFPSHG PLEASE WHAT

moon_cheese: changmin im telling you now to never fully trust anything chanhee says
moon_cheese: this
moon_cheese:

moon_cheese: this is the face of a liar

certified_creep: NOOOOOO (༎ຶ⌑༎ຶ)

hellokittyenjoyer: (๑￫ܫ￩)

bread.: none of you are any help

manstandingemoji: just go report it or smth idk

bread.: i did,, but theres not much they can really do

sleepatron_3000: just see if anyone is wearing your sweatpants
sleepatron_3000: i mean theyll be easy to spot considering they say YOUNGHOON on the ass in bold letters

bread.: spreading that information wasnt necessary eric

sleepatron_3000: thats what you get for blaming me

manstandingemoji: wait on the butt? Are they like,,,, a really dark grey? With green stripes on the sides?

bread.: ...yes

manstandingemoji: i saw some dude in my interior design class wearing them earlier

Dad™: mystery solved

bread.: names juyeon. I need names.

moon_cheese: woah slow down there Bond

hellokittyenjoyer: and scary younghoon makes a resurgence

whore:3: its been a while since we've seen him

manstandingemoji: his name is Yu Yongsun or smth like that
manstandingemoji: i dont rlly talk to anyone in my lectures so im not sure

sleepatron_3000: oh you lonely little thing

manstandingemoji: what

sunnyD: jesus youngjae keep it in your fucking pants

bread.: ignoring all of that
bread.: i shall be back

certified_creep: if you need help hiding a body,, i know some people

Dad™: are those "people" just you ?

certified_creep: i cant disclose that information sangyeon im sorry

token_straight: yes its just him

moon_cheese: i feel like changmin on his own is scary enough i dont think he needs other people

sunnyD: and youd be right kevin

moon_cheese: great

whore:3: are we gonna move on from younghoon becoming a murderer

manstandingemoji: yeah
manstandingemoji: yongsun is really fucking annoying
manstandingemoji: younghoon would be doing my class a favor by getting rid of him

hellokittyenjoyer: oh (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

sleepatron_3000: oh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

sunnyD: you shameless bastard

sleepatron_3000: LMAO

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✨yassified burn-outs ✨

whore:3: good morning losers
whore:3: + daddy <3

moon_cheese: 10am and hyunjae is already horny
moon_cheese: man has no shame

sunnyD: i hate how we all know who he's talking about

whore:3: ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)╭∩╮

certified_creep: ew hyunjae really?

sleepatron_3000: OUHRGWPHRIU PLEASE WHAT

baebae: no one tag sangyeon

token_straight: (ᇴ‿ฺᇴ)
token_straight: @Dad™

baebae: ...

moon_cheese: what else were you expecting babe?

baebae: fair enough（◞‸◟ ）

hellokittyenjoyer: look what you did hak
hellokittyenjoyer: you made jacob sad

token_straight: iM SORRY

moon_cheese: ƪ('▿▿▿▿'ƪ)

token_straight: nvm no im not

sunnyD: LMAOWRGKJBOWF

Dad™: what?

whore:3: (✿ヘᴥヘ)

certified_creep: oh hello sangyeon

Dad™: hi
Dad™: i got @'d ? whats going on

sunnyD: your boyfriend is horny

Dad™: im single

sleepatron_3000: PLEQAOUEHFG Q0EHGF0PHW8RIG8

hellokittyenjoyer: dont tell hyunjae that
hellokittyenjoyer: he has erotomania for you

whore:3: no i dont
whore:3: hes just hot (ﾉ≧ڡ≦)

Dad™: ...
Dad™: thanks?

whore:3: youre so welcome king <333

manstandingemoji: disgusting

token_straight: wpIUHGWPRGHFPW

sleepatron_3000: OMG HI JUYEON (๑ö◡ö)۶

manstandingemoji: hi eric

hellokittyenjoyer: god theyre like a car crash

sunnyD: tragic but i cant look away

certified_creep: ABSOLUTELY FOUL BOTH OF YOU

moon_cheese: bitches who hate together stay together (?)

baebae: i dont think thats how it works love

moon_cheese: it fits tho

sleepatron_3000: HOW ARE YOU???

manstandingemoji: tired

token_straight: they fr just ignored all of you

Dad™: i hate how juyeon knew eric was talking to him

sunnyD: dont be so surprised
sunnyD: youngjae hates holding normal conversations with the rest of us
sunnyD: juyeon brings out a side of him we never see

token_straight: ^^^^

manstandingemoji: we're right here

sleepatron_3000: HYUNJAE THEYRE BEING MEAN TO ME

whore:3: its okay eric theyre being mean to me too

certified_creep: YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF LEE HYUNJAE TF YOU MEAN

bread.: yall are so loud

hellokittyenjoyer: save me younghoonie

bread.: ...
bread.: fine

hellokittyenjoyer: omg really?? Ill suck your dick

moon_cheese: WHAT

bread.: wouldnt be the first time

certified_creep: W H A T
certified_creep: CHANHEE YOUVE BEEN CHEATING ON ME??

hellokittyenjoyer: die.

whore:3: and yall say I have a parasocial relationship

sunnyD: stfu slut

whore:3: ＼(°o°；）

sleepatron_3000: LMAO WROGUHWQPRI

token_straight: yall are going to hell fr

moon_cheese: not jacob

token_straight: no not jacob

baebae: (੭ˊ͈ ꒵ˋ͈)੭̸*✧⁺˚

Dad™: adorable

whore:3: why wont you call me adorable :(((

Dad™: ive seen only one picture of you(??)

whore:3: OH MY GOD THATS TRUE

sleepatron_3000: insta tag in 3 2 1

whore:3: HERE MY INSTA IS @jaejae_hyun97

sunnyD: shameless
sunnyD: utterly shameless

manstandingemoji: yall cant go one day without doing some bs can you

bread.: you ask too much of them

manstandingemoji: i see that now (-｡-;

certified_creep: lameass username hyunjae

whore:3: stfu bitch

certified_creep:（ΩДΩ）
certified_creep: YALL ARE JUST GONNA LET HIM SLANDER ME

token_straight: yes

bread.: hyunjae be nice

moon_cheese: younghoon being the mediator as always

sleepatron_3000: you'd think it'd be jacob
sleepatron_3000: but no

sunnyD: jacob doesnt get angry enough to be a mediator
sunnyD: meanwhile younghoon has probably killed a man

manstandingemoji: killed my classmate

certified_creep: lmaooooo

manstandingemoji: ...

certified_creep: youre joking
certified_creep: right?
certified_creep: juyeon?

manstandingemoji: he hasnt shown up since the day he wore those sweatpants

moon_cheese: i-

Dad™: younghoon
Dad™: what did you do

bread.: (.﹒︠₋﹒︡.)
bread.: i just made him change colleges, thats all

manstandingemoji: i stand corrected

sleepatron_3000: aw i really hoped he had killed someone
sleepatron_3000: i was hoping i could help hide a body

sunnyD: youngjae what the actual fuck is wrong with you

hellokittyenjoyer: youre asking that now?

baebae: im sorry for laughing eric

sleepatron_3000: ⚆ᗝ⚆
sleepatron_3000: I HATE ALL OF YOU

whore:3: (꒪⌓꒪)

sleepatron_3000: EXCEPT HYUNJAE AND JUYEON

manstandingemoji: what

Dad™: predictable

moon_cheese: brothers who simp together stay together

baebae: love i think you need to let it go

moon_cheese: i'll get it one day

token_straight: wpirgfhwrpigh

🐵: I changed it so that Sunwoo calls eric youngjae for plot ig later on idk we'll see anyways enjoy,, imma try and do weekly updates but no promises