Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: sleepatron_3000
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: manstandingemoji
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: baebae / Mom™
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dad™
Hyunjae: whore:3
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bread.

✨yassified burn-outs ✨

sleepatron_3000: kevin why tf do you take selfies like a white girl from San Francisco

moon_cheese: what?

sleepatron_3000: look at yourself
sleepatron_3000:

moon_cheese: its funny thats why

sleepatron_3000: you look like your name is brittany and you peaked in high school

moon_cheese: okay mr. I-infantilize-myself
moon_cheese:

sleepatron_3000: HOW IS THAT INFANTILIZING IM LITERALLY NOT EVEN SMILING OR ANYTHING

moon_cheese: LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING POUT AND TELL ME YOU DONT LOOK FOUR YEARS OLD
moon_cheese: BABE BACK ME UP HERE @baebae

baebae: what

sleepatron_3000: LOOK AT MY POUT???? LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING DUCK LIPS
sleepatron_3000: YOU MIGHT AS WELL START QUACKING WHILE YOURE AT IT

baebae: both of you please
baebae: you're gonna give me a headache
baebae: or worse,, piss one of the others off for spamming when they cant understand it

sleepatron_3000: they were all taught english in high school,, not our fault we're just cooler

moon_cheese: ^^^^

Dad™: im scared to ask

baebae: dont be
baebae: theyre arguing over...how they take selfies?

Dad™: i stand correct

moon_cheese: eric was being a bitch to me

sleepatron_3000: you called me a four year old

sunnyD: fuck yeah go Kevin

sleepatron_3000: ಠ╭╮ಠ

sunnyD: not sorry <3

sleepatron_3000: fine sunwoo...you forced me to do this
sleepatron_3000:

sunnyD: i-

whore:3: PIHREPIGHPWIHRGF

sunnyD: you realize this means war right?
sunnyD: nothings off the table now

baebae: guys please dont do this again

sleepatron_3000: war it shall be then

sunnyD: high school included
sunnyD:

token_straight: OOOOH and sunwoo pulls out the lunchtime photo

sleepatron_3000:

token_straight: eric strikes back with a more recent picture of sunwoos questionable decisions!

Dad™: what the fuck is happening

whore:3: i love it when they do this
whore:3: its so entertaining

sunnyD:

token_straight: we have our first edited photo! Sunwoo gives us lazer eyes!

certified_creep: not Hak being the umpire what

sleepatron_3000:

sunnyD: fuck not the red hair

token_straight: AND ERIC MAKES A GRAND MOVE WITH A BRATZ AND DYED-HAIR COMBO
token_straight: A FINISHING MOVE

sunnyD: I got nothing to top that shit

token_straight: ERIC WINS

sleepatron_3000: FUCK YEAH

hellokittyenjoyer: im saving all of these for future use

manstandingemoji: ^^^^

sleepatron_3000: HI JUYEONIE HYUNG (❀ˆωˆ)

manstandingemoji: hi eric

moon_cheese: my god its like clockwork

Dad™: they love their consistency ??

baebae: i guess so

bread.: the day eric stops greeting juyeon is the day the world ends

certified_creep: period king

manstandingemoji: never say that again ji changmin

certified_creep: *GASP*
certified_creep: guys juyeon is homophobic

manstandingemoji: its true

sunnyD: aw really? Youre gonna make youngjae sad tho

sleepatron_3000: ଵ˛̼ଵ

token_straight: damn it juyeon look what youve done

manstandingemoji: what (￣□￣)

hellokittyenjoyer: those three are probably higher than the moon right now tbh

bread.: without me? Okay fuck you too then

sunnyD: sorry man,, our schedules matched up nicely so yknow

sleepatron_3000: wink wonk and all that

token_straight: ^^^

Dad™: jacob?

baebae: im allowing it,, plus i know hyunjae is with them

whore:3: yes i am !

Dad™: okay

certified_creep: jacob should really change his name to Mom™ at this point

moon_cheese: but then that means he and sangyeon will match >:((( and i dont wanna be Dad™ to match with my boyfriend

certified_creep: youre like a wine aunt anyways kev

moon_cheese: true

sleepatron_3000: my aunt killed herself

hellokittyenjoyer: I– what

bread.: eric please
bread.: a warning or something

sleepatron_3000: sorry

whore:3: he has even less of a filter when hes high lmaoooooo

manstandingemoji: bro really dropped that bomb on us like no biggie

Dad™: im choosing to ignore all of that and just move on

baebae: me too

[baebae changed their name to 'Mom™']

Mom™: (❁⌒ں⌒)

certified_creep: YEAHHHHH

sunnyD: omg should we match so its like a huge family

hellokittyenjoyer: ew oh my god why do you sound like eric

sleepatron_3000: fuck you too okay damn

bread.: to be fair sunwoo's texts are dryer than a fucking desert except when hes yelling at eric and hak

token_straight: wr9ghpiraeo;fjls"?pk

moon_cheese: i am immediately vetoing sunwoos idea because my username is too funny to change

Mom™: so true love

moon_cheese: <3

Mom™: <33

certified_creep: i feel so single its actually not okay

Dad™: same at this point

manstandingemoji: ...
manstandingemoji: i can feel hyunjae raising his hand rn

whore:3: stfu you brick

manstandingemoji: im sorry  w h a t ¿ ¿ ¿

hellokittyenjoyer: somehow hyunjae makes it work

manstandingemoji: no bc i feel insulted

whore:3: good <3

manstandingemoji: im rejecting you

whore:3: MEAN

moon_cheese: you love sangyeon anyway tho

whore:3: omg so true !!!

Dad™: now kevin why'd you gotta go and say that

moon_cheese: because youre a sad lonely dilf who needs a good partner to balance you out

certified_creep: and so kevin's true plans are revealed

Dad™: balance what out?

moon_cheese: your sad lonely dilf-ness
moon_cheese: duh

Dad™: jacob cant you like,,, make him shut up or something

Mom™: kev, love, do you wanna go out and get some coffee with me ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

moon_cheese: OH DO I ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ LETS GO

bread.: i cant believe thats all it takes

whore:3: i can
whore:3: dude is fucking whipped for his man

hellokittyenjoyer: youre acting as if this is new information

whore:3: im just sayin

certified_creep: yo hyunjae what happened to the kids you're babysitting

whore:3: oh theyre like,, completely out of it
whore:3: actually i think theyre asleep
whore:3: yeah theyre asleep

manstandingemoji: damn

whore:3: time to clean up their mess because im a good hyung <33

moon_cheese: @Dad™
moon_cheese: ~b a l a n c e~

Dad™: kevin please
Dad™: please shut the fuck up

certified_creep: spighwprighpsfflfdk

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✨yassified burn-outs ✨

token_straight: i think im going to kill my foreign policies professor fr
token_straight: that man makes me want to commit vehicular manslaughter

sunnyD: have fun

moon_cheese: you dont have a drivers liscense tho

token_straight: minor details kevin

sleepatron_3000: i have a drivers liscense !!
sleepatron_3000: I can do it for you Hak !!

token_straight: ...
token_straight: thanks eric

Dad™: there is no way you have a license
Dad™: i would not trust you behind the wheel ever

hellokittyenjoyer: ah but sangyeon thats where youre wrong
hellokittyenjoyer: eric is one the best drivers i know

sleepatron_3000: its true (*˘︶˘*)

certified_creep: like spongebob

moon_cheese: what

certified_creep: yknow cuz he only drives well with his eyes closed and its super different from his personality
certified_creep: ...
certified_creep: it sounded smarter to me

Dad™: you look better when your thoughts stay in your head so shut up and try to keep the appearance

whore:3: feisty sangyeon
whore:3: i like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

manstandingemoji: god
manstandingemoji: sangyeon cant you like dick him down or smth so he shuts up?

Dad™: ex-fucking-scuse me ?¿?¿

hellokittyenjoyer: OUEGWOPGHOWRHG

sleepatron_3000: HI JUYEONIE HYUNG ヾ(^ ^ゞ

manstandingemoji: hi eric

sunnyD: right on time

token_straight: I feel like i should be keeping count of how many greetings eric does

moon_cheese: fr ^^

Dad™: can we go back to the blasphemy that juyeon said

certified_creep: idk man he has a good point
certified_creep: maybe being friends with bennies could do you both some good

Dad™: I-
Dad™: why am i friends with any of you

token_straight: because you love us

Dad™: do i?

sleepatron_3000: you dont??? (ᑊᘩᑊ⁎)

Dad™: uh

sunnyD: good going sangyeon
sunnyD: you made youngjae sad
sunnyD: now i have to go comfort him

certified_creep: smh
certified_creep: cant even be grateful for us

Dad™: what the fuck

whore:3: lmaoooo

Dad™: did i just get shunned

hellokittyenjoyer: yes you did
hellokittyenjoyer: hater

Dad™: what is going on ヽ(●ﾟ'Д｀ﾟ●)ﾉﾟ

manstandingemoji: yknow what would help with that?
manstandingemoji: sex

whore:3: omg so true bestie

manstandingemoji: im a genius i know

Dad™: im going to kill you lee juyeon

sleepatron_3000: no dont ੨( ･᷄ ︵･᷅ )ｼ

sunnyD: sangyeon please stop causing youngjae emotional turmoil
sunnyD: its not very nice

certified_creep: i love that we're just ganging up on him
certified_creep: this is so funky fun ( * ́꒳'*)੭

moon_cheese: changmin likes being a bully confirmed

hellokittyenjoyer: as he should

whore:3: sangyeon's gone silent wrgpihnrigp yall are foul

Mom™: you god awful creatures look what you did
Mom™: making my poor eric sad

token_straight: PSIHGWRPIGH NOT JACOB GETTING IN ON IT TOO

moon_cheese: wow babe that was so hot <3

Mom™: ty love <3

sleepatron_3000: ew go flirt somewhere else

moon_cheese: stfu bitch boy <3

sleepatron_3000: Σ(ﾟДﾟ；
sleepatron_3000: WOO WHY IS EVERYONE BEING SO MEAN TO ME

sunnyD: idk youngjae
sunnyD: do you want to come over and play some COD with me ?

sleepatron_3000: yes please（◞‸◟ ）

sunnyD: ill leave the door unlocked

certified_creep: cant believe yall just planned to hang out right in front of us

sunnyD: suck a dick changmin yall made my boy sad
sunnyD: also dont you have a class rn anyways?

certified_creep: minor details

manstandingemoji: changmin your jealousy is showing again

certified_creep: ᵟຶᴖ ᵟຶ

hellokittyenjoyer: osighfworihfgopwh