Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: Your_god
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: Wiimusic
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: baebae
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dilf
Hyunjae: the_brightest
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bbangy-boo

Children of the Light

moon_cheese: exams are DONE !!
moon_cheese: i am no longer suicidal !!

the_brightest: damn i was kinda hoping youd take yourself out

moon_cheese: fuck you !!

hellokittyenjoyer: lucky bitch
hellokittyenjoyer: my last exam isnt until friday

token_straight: sucks to suck ig

hellokittyenjoyer: like youd know anything about sucking

token_straight: mm but you know plenty dont you

bbangy-boo: he does

moon_cheese: ew god can we please go a single day without you two talking about your weird relationship?

hellokittyenjoyer: its funny tho

the_brightest: tbh i can never tell if you two have like actually fucked before or if youre just messing with us

bbangy-boo: like chanhee said
bbangy-boo: its funny

sunnyD: ...

token_straight: oh hi sunwoo

sunnyD: shoot me

token_straight: oh!

moon_cheese: hes so real for that

hellokittyenjoyer: hes a fuckign hater

sunnyD: im right here

hellokittyenjoyer: *youre a fucking hater

sunnyD: you love me for it tho

hellokittyenjoyer: ew

bbangy-boo: mommmm sunnyu are flirting againnn

baebae: how nice of them

sunnyD: younghoon when i see you it will be on SITE

the_brightest: tough talk for a fella with a small cock

moon_cheese: i just wanted to know how everyones exams were going yet here we are talking about sunwoos dick

sunnyD: hey i dont like this convo either

token_straight: ('-ω-')

sunnyD: I DONT

token_straight: I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING

baebae: my exams went well!!

the_brightest: glad to hear it pooks
the_brightest: mine were alright,, i have an essay due tomorrow but thats it

moon_cheese: on what

the_brightest: my microeconomics analysis class

token_straight: those words hurt my brain

the_brightest: stfu youre a poli sci major

token_straight: at least everyone knows the words "public policy" dipshit

sunnyD: the nerd majors are fighting again

hellokittyenjoyer: then theres you and jacob
hellokittyenjoyer: you and your tunes

sunnyD: damn right me and my tunes

hellokittyenjoyer: what even are music major exams like?

sunnyD: music theory,, uhhh composing some stuff,,, choosing a song to play on a new instrument.,,,

baebae: mostly music theory tho

sunnyD: well youre a production major

baebae: thats fair

moon_cheese: i can play the guitar!

sunnyD: ...congrats

moon_cheese: man fuck you i was tryna fit in

baebae: there there kevin

hellokittyenjoyer: speaking of playing instruments
hellokittyenjoyer: jacob you can play piano,, right?

baebae: no i cant, but i know eric can

hellokittyenjoyer: damn alright
hellokittyenjoyer: ill ask him later

the_brightest: where is eric anyway

token_straight: how do you of all people never know where he is

the_brightest: fuck?? you??

sunnyD: hes in an exam rn

bbangy-boo: what are ed major exams even like

sunnyD: depends idk
sunnyD: hes a foreign language major with a focus in english so im assuming like linguistics

baebae: i feel like its just a bunch of gen ed until you take the praxis or whatever its called

token_straight: i mean yeah pretty much

hellokittyenjoyer: says the fucking poli sci major

token_straight: can you just like,, kill yourself or smth?

hellokittyenjoyer: and doom you all to boredom? Please

sunnyD: the ego is never-ending

hellokittyenjoyer: silence whore

bbangy-boo: chanhee's running on 4 hours of sleep please forgive him

moon_cheese: mmm nah

the_brightest: ^^

sunnyD: fine

token_straight: ....interesting sunwoo verryyyyy interesting

sunnyD: SHUT THE FUCK UP

the_brightest: ss this to send to eric

sunnyD: (⊙‿⊙) what.

hellokittyenjoyer: there there sunwoo

sunnyD: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT TO BEGIN WITH

hellokittyenjoyer: i have to go to class now okay byeeeee

sunnyD: ...
sunnyD: i am GOING to kill myself

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Berumda Boys

Wiimusic: idea

the_brightest: no

Wiimusic: ignoring you
Wiimusic: anyways you two go to the gym right?

the_brightest: yeah but rlly only if eric asks,, i dont like going alone

bbangy-boo: i go when i can

Wiimusic: good
Wiimusic: i think we should go together
Wiimusic: be real gym bros

the_brightest: lmao??

bbangy-boo: where is this coming from
bbangy-boo: not that im saying no,, just curious

Wiimusic: well i was talking to sunwoo earlier and he was saying how he goes with his friend donghyuck a lot
Wiimusic: and i was like bro wtf how are you more sociable than me
Wiimusic: and ive also never met this donghyuck guy
Wiimusic: so i need to show him up

bbangy-boo: ...
bbangy-boo: valid reasons, im in

the_brightest: yeah sure why not
the_brightest: our schedules line up pretty well

Wiimusic: good
Wiimusic: i need to one up sunwoo in any way possible

bbangy-boo: your guys' friendship is very interesting

Wiimusic: sangyeon said we act like sisters

the_brightest: LMAO FR??

Wiimusic: yeah

bbangy-boo: no no i see it

the_brightest: the fact that you two are roommates always surprises me tbh
the_brightest: like i frequently forget bc youre both at each others necks all the time

bbangy-boo: not all the time

the_brightest: okay not all the time,, you arent as bad as sunwoo and chanhee or eric and kevin

bbangy-boo: the eric kevin beef is insane

Wiimusic: they just argue in english the whole time

the_brightest: theyre both very petty

Wiimusic: eric especially

the_brightest: you get it

bbangy-boo: the best part is that chanhee and eric are like a married couple they never fight

the_brightest: oh theyre fucking obsessed with each other

Wiimusic: wait really?

the_brightest: you dumbfuck no not literally
the_brightest: chanhee has that massive crush on sunwoo remember

Wiimusic: oh righttttt
Wiimusic: what about eric

bbangy-boo: what about eric (￢ ￢)

Wiimusic: i was just asking lmao

the_brightest: like i said
the_brightest: dumbfuck

Wiimusic: (╯︵╰,)
Wiimusic: you guys are mean to me

bbangy-boo: we love you

The_ brightest: youre just easy to tease

Wiimusic: damn
Wiimusic: cant be helped ig

bbangy-boo: i mean better us than having sunwoo and eric gang up on you for funzies

the_brightest: TRUE ^^

Wiimusic: a shiver just went down my back do NAWT scare me like that

bbangy-boo: LMAO

the_brightest: youre real asf for that

Wiimusic: i try

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Children of the Light

[Your_god has changed their name to yappatron]

yappatron: im still god tho

sunnyD: you and your fucking "trons"

yappatron: stfu its funny

sunnyD: ehhhh

yappatron: fuck you

Dilf: is this still a cult?

yappatron: ofc it is dad

Dilf: oh joy

sunnyD: the flat tone is insane

hellokittyenjoyer: hes being authentic dont hate

yappatron: CHANHEEEEEE

hellokittyenjoyer: ERICCCCC
hellokittyenjoyer: HOW IS MY FAVORITE DONGSAENG??

yappatron: IM SO GOOD HYUNG

token_straight: sunwoo

sunnyD: i know

the_brightest: did we just witness juyeon get replaced???

certified_creep: and by chanhee no less

Dilf: oh hello there
Dilf: where tf have you been

certified_creep: dying

the_brightest: valid

yappatron: i didnt replace juyeon hyung dw
yappatron: me and chanhee hyung have just been hanging out and i missed him :((

sunnyD: well ill be damned

token_straight: yeah youre telling me

hellokittyenjoyer: ignore them babe theyre just jealous

yappatron: <33

hellokittyenjoyer: <33

Dilf: never thought id see the day where chanhee was willingly nice to someone

moon_cheese: saw that notif ^ and ive never opened smth so fast

sunnyD: LMAO

token_straight: kevin youre so fucking real

the_brightest: update its NOT A BIT
the_brightest: ERIC YOU HYUNG-HOPPER???

yappatron: HELLO?!?!!?!

the_brightest: your fucking instagram???
the_brightest:

yappatron: oh yeah!! He took me to a got7 concert

sunnyD: WHAT.

hellokittyenjoyer: (*^‿^*)

token_straight: eric blink twice if you need help

Dilf: poor juyeon
Dilf: not even here to witness his own rejection

yappatron: NOOOO
yappatron: IM NOT REJECITNG HIMMM :((((((

moon_cheese: idk man

yappatron: (｡•́︿•̀｡)
yappatron: im still working on a plan to win him over
yappatron: chanhee is helping me

sunnyD: deadass?

hellokittyenjoyer: yes

certified_creep: what do you get out of this symbiotic relationship?

hellokittyenjoyer: ji changmin i want you to think long and hard about that

token_straight: ooooooh
token_straight: i get it now
token_straight: very smart you two

hellokittyenjoyer: we try

sunnyD: okay but what does got7 have to do with youngjae being a gay loser

hellokittyenjoyer: youre so fucking stupid

sunnyD: kys

hellokittyenjoyer: unfortunately youd miss me too much

sunnyD: fucker you wish

hellokittyenjoyer: not even

Dilf: god just go fuck each other already

the_brightest: you tell em daddy

Dilf: ...

certified_creep: LMAO

Dilf: changmin please

moon_cheese: just move on man

Dilf: trying my best

sunnyD: try harder

Dilf: do you ever chill? Is being nice impossible for you?

sunnyD: yeah
sunnyD: being nice is overrated
sunnyD: im a certified hater

hellokittyenjoyer: his hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater

sunnyD: exactly ^^

yappatron: you two confuse me

moon_cheese: same here

token_straight: i think we should all just move on
token_straight: lets talk about soemthing else

the_brightest: howd that blinde date go

token_straight: ...
token_straight: sooo sunwoo and chanhee amirite????

certified_creep: WWBWABJHASDBDF

[🐵: heyyy how yall doinnn.... I added in the donghyuck and sunwoo friendship bc it means so much to me they're such besties teehee]