Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: yappatron
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: Wiimusic
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: baebae
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dilf
Hyunjae: the_brightest
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bbangy-boo

Children of the Light

certified_creep:  why did no one tell me my hoonie would be GONE for break????
certified_creep: YOURE ALL FAKE ASS BITCHES

token_straight: king what are you yapping about

certified_creep: ･ﾟ･(｡>ω<｡)･ﾟ･
certified_creep: my bbangy-boo is gone TT TT

Dilf: ?

bbangy-boo: he texted me asking if I wanted to meet up and grab food with him
bbangy-boo: i had to break the news to him that im currently staying in osaka with my family for break

Dilf: oooh

token_straight: you didnt tell him before??
token_straight: arent you two married??

bbangy-boo: im sorry?????

certified_creep: MF YOU SHOULD BE
certified_creep: bREAKING MY HEART LIKE THIS

bbangy-boo: my bad bro

moon_cheese: Σ(°ロ°)

yappatron: no way you just called your husband "bro"

certified_creep: younghoon i didnt realize you hated me
certified_creep: i thought we had something special

token_straight: this is the equivalent of juyeon asking eric to be his gym bro

bbangy-boo: okay lets not go that far

moon_cheese: (°ロ°) !

Dilf: interesting response Younghoon

bbangy-boo: ....
bbangy-boo: i mean in the sense that
bbangy-boo: uh

token_straight: take your time king

bbangy-boo: haknyeon istg

yappatron: KEVIN GET A CHANGMIN PHOTO NOW
yappatron: WE HSVE TO GET YOUNGHOON WHILE HE'S WEAK

moon_cheese: oH MAN I AM ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU
moon_cheese: younghoon i will ask you this once and i need you to respond completely honestly and if you dont i will make chanhee chase you down

bbangy-boo: ...

moon_cheese: how do these images make you feel
moon_cheese:

bbangy-boo: and i have to answer

token_straight: yes

Dilf: or else chanhee will take you out behind the business building and shoot you

bbangy-boo: alright sangyeon-

moon_cheese: ANSWER
moon_cheese: YOURE MAKING CHANGMIN ANXIOUS

bbangy-boo: CHRIST OKAY
bbangy-boo: uhm idk
bbangy-boo: hes good looking
bbangy-boo: uh
moon_cheese: hmmmm

certified_creep: kevin what does his answer mean im scared

moon_cheese: fear not changminnie you are in the clear
moon_cheese: you got this

certified_creep: YAYAYAYAYA

yappatron: wait what happened?

Dilf: the marriage is still on... i think...

token_straight: so close! but actually younghoon has just confirmed that he has the hots for changmin and wants to defile him with is mouth

Dilf: (·•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ )

yappatron: none of those words are in the bible!

token_straight: kys!

certified_creep: i would like to thank kevin for bringing me and younghoon closer
certified_creep: when we get married hes going to officiate the ceremony

bbangy-boo: does it have to be kevin

certified_creep: well who'd you have in mind

Dilf: your ass better not say chanhee

bbangy-boo: ...
bbangy-boo: kevins a great choice actually

moon_cheese: ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )

yappatron: chanhee will be my officiate for when me and juyeon get married

token_straight: youre pretty confident with that "when"
token_straight: bc frankly its looking like a very far-off "if"

yappatron: let me stay a little delusional

certified_creep: theyre just haters eric

yappatron: this is so true

certified_creep: <3

yappatron: <3

Dilf: hes getting every man except the one he wants

bbangy-boo: HELP.

moon_cheese: oh eric im so sorry for laughing

token_straight: im not
token_straight: shit was funny as fuck

Dilf: thank you hak

yappatron: ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)

bbangy-boo: there there eric

yappatron: ty younghoonie hyung

token_straight: drama queen

yappatron: im gonna ask chanhee to take you behind the business building and shoot you

Dilf: joke stealer

bbangy-boo: chanhee would happily do it too

token_straight: oh he'd happily do anything violent

bbangy-boo: this is true

moon_cheese: he'd happily do sunwoo thats for damn sure

certified_creep: this is also true

Dilf: christ

━━━━━

Children of the Light

sunnyD: dont get me wrong
sunnyD: im happy to not be doing any assignments rn bc of break
sunnyD: but im bored out of my fucking mind

the_brightest: did you go home for break?

sunnyD: yes
sunnyD: and i regret it immensely

bbangy-boo: say hi to your sister for me

sunnyD: i wont be doing that

bbangy-boo: damn </3

the_brightest: say hi to her for *me* <3 ???

sunnyD: absolutely not

the_brightest: D:

hellokittyenjoyer: el oh el
hellokittyenjoyer: you losers left campus meaning i get beautiful access to everything and it wont be crowded

moon_cheese: youre watching eric in the gym all day arent you

hellokittyenjoyer: beautiful uninterrupted access to everything

the_brightest: good lord

bbangy-boo: hyunjae we all know you do basically the same thing to sangyeon at his work

the_brightest: this is true

certified_creep: is that the new trend? Ogling at goodlooking people?
certified_creep: because if so then ive been slacking

sunnyD: please do not call it a trend

hellokittyenjoyer: sounds like someone is pissy they arent getting ogled at

sunnyD: that could not be farther from the truth

moon_cheese: interesting response chanhee

hellokittyenjoyer: kevin i am your biggest opp i do not want to hear it from you

bbangy-boo: a hater till the end fr fr

the_brightest: i think they should fuck it out

sunnyD: who

the_brightest: kevin and chanhee

certified_creep: HELLO??

moon_cheese: ( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : )

hellokittyenjoyer: there are not enough words in the korean language for me to express how much I do not want to do that

bbangy-boo: try anyways

hellokittyenjoyer: i truly dont think thats even possible

the_brightest: LMFAO

sunnyD: wonder how jacob would react

moon_cheese: why would you say that

certified_creep: @baebae

moon_cheese: WHY WOULD YOU *DO* THAT

certified_creep: teehee

baebae: oh!
baebae: kevin i didnt know you wanted to open the relationship

moon_cheese: I DONT

bbangy-boo: and for chanhee no less

baebae: the more the merrier ♡( ◡‿◡ )

moon_cheese: WHAT

sunnyD: LMFAOOO

the_brightest: i love it when jacob goes along with the bit

hellokittyenjoyer: he reminds me of a facebook mom

certified_creep: the realest thing youve ever said actually

hellokittyenjoyer: thank you
hellokittyenjoyer: most of the time im stuck in my delusions but sometimes the realness comes out

sunnyD: your delusions are insane

hellokittyenjoyer: and youre poopoo so who cares

bbangy-boo: comeback of the century

hellokittyenjoyer: i hope you choke on changmins dick

bbangy-boo: gladly

the_brightest: OH??

moon_cheese: YOUNGHOON???

baebae: congratulations changmin

certified_creep: pirgg439023q02- 312o:DUSFHepghwPG'943-

sunnyD: is he even alive?

Wiimusic: hey guys :)
Wiimusic: quick question :)
Wiimusic: what did you do to changmin? :)

sunnyD: i rest my case

the_brightest: JUYEON SCROLL UP RIGHT NOW

Wiimusic: ..
Wiimusic: my question has been answered

bbangy-boo: did i break him

Wiimusic: uh
Wiimusic: define break

hellokittyenjoyer: hes dead

moon_cheese: he creamed his pants

Wiimusic: oh
Wiimusic: then kevins definition yes

moon_cheese: YOOOOO

sunnyD: what even...

certified_creep: suddenly life is worth living
certified_creep: the grass is greener,, the birds are singing,, the clouds are shaped like hearts

hellokittyenjoyer: dear god younghoon what did you do to him

bbangy-boo: i have that effect on people

sunnyD: confident as always i see

the_brightest: absolutely insane turn of events today

baebae: especially considering just yesterday they were almost going to get a divorce

moon_cheese: the bbangkyu plot is more interesting than most kdramas
moon_cheese: smth always going on with them fr

Wiimusic: and here i thought sangmil would be at the forefront of the drama

the_brightest: IM TRYING MY FUCKING BEST

bbangy-boo: us doing better than sangmil isnt really much of an achievement

the_brightest: GUYS PLEASE I KNOW IM CRASHING AND BURNING

certified_creep: youll crack him one day king <3

baebae: maybe

certified_creep: yeah maybe

the_brightest: (ಡ‸ಡ)

moon_cheese: i mean at least youre not.... You know

the_brightest: the incel and pinkie pie??

moon_cheese: yeah

the_brightest: this is so fucking true
the_brightest: at least sangyeon acknowledges his feelings for me

bbangy-boo: those feelings are hatred and disdain

the_brightest: YOU can shut the fuck up

sunnyD: am i the incel in this scenario?

baebae: yes

hellokittyenjoyer: hyunjae when i catch you...

the_brightest: i only speak the truth

certified_creep: where is eric to mediate when you need him

moon_cheese: im sure chanhee would know

hellokittyenjoyer: hes working on his quads rn

Wiimusic: are you drooling

hellokittyenjoyer: oh like a waterfall

sunnyD: i feel objectified for youngjae

bbangy-boo: maybe you wanna be objectified in his place

sunnyD: maybe you should kys

baebae: sigh

moon_cheese: my feelings exactly

certified_creep: im like almost 90% sure this is your fault

moon_cheese: HELLO?

certified_creep: in some convoluted way
certified_creep: i can feel it in my nuts

Wiimusic: okay!

sunnyD: valid response king

hellokittyenjoyer: hes doing squats now HOLD THE PHONE

bbangy-boo: and this is my sign to get out of here

baebae: right behind you!

━━━━━

Children of the Light

yappatron: guess who's enjoying some bbg ( • ᴗ - ) ✧

sunnyD: enjoying some what now?

token_straight: quick someone check on juyeon

yappatron: *BBQ I MEANT BBQ
yappatron: fuck my stupid baka life

Wiimusic: why would you check on me

yappatron: ...

token_straight: god i always forget how tragic you two are

sunnyD: youngjae not even dignifying that with a response is insane actually

Wiimusic: ???

yappatron: im no longer enjoying my bbq

moon_cheese: what about your bbg

yappatron: not enjoying that either

Wiimusic: you have a gf?

yappatron:

sunnyD: dear god

moon_cheese: eric i am so sorry i didnt mean to

token_straight: juyeon (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

Wiimusic: what

yappatron:

hellokittyenjoyer: why is eric tearing up while eating his bbq

sunnyD: better question is why are you with him 24/7

hellokittyenjoyer: not my fault you all abandoned us

token_straight: its okay sunwoo is just jealous

sunnyD:

moon_cheese: me and jacob are on campus???

hellokittyenjoyer: i would rather hang myself with my own muscle tendons than spend more than 3 minutes in the presence of you two

Wiimusic: creative!

moon_cheese: BITCH??

sunnyD: third wheeling you two breaks like
sunnyD: geneva convention codes or something
sunnyD: it's actual torture

moon_cheese: we are not that bad

[baebae is online]

baebae: we are actually

[baebae is offline]

token_straight: LMFAO

moon_cheese: damn

hellokittyenjoyer: anyway my question still stands btw

sunnyD: juyeon asked if youngjae had a gf

hellokittyenjoyer: ...is that bad? (wouldnt that mean he's interested???)

sunnyD: (youngjae said bbg instead of bbq on accident- mf just scroll up)

hellokittyenjoyer: (bitch)
hellokittyenjoyer: eric my condolences

yappatron: ( ._. )
yappatron: its okay
yappatron: ill live

Wiimusic: i truly dont know what i did wrong
Wiimusic: also chanhee why are you messaging him if hes right next to you

hellokittyenjoyer: we're eating with his team
hellokittyenjoyer: so he's being a social butterfly
hellokittyenjoyer: well he was until SOMEONE made him lose his spark
hellokittyenjoyer: its okay eric ill be your bbg

yappatron: <33

token_straight: are you like an honorary member now??

hellokittyenjoyer: no
hellokittyenjoyer: i think they think im eric's partner tbh
hellokittyenjoyer: which whatever lmao im getting free bbq out of it

sunnyD:

yappatron: NO SUNWOO IM SORRY

token_straight: new ship is sailing???

moon_cheese: forget jusun and sunnyu
moon_cheese: its truly about nyuric

the_brightest: ACTUALLY
the_brightest: SPEAKING OF BBQ
the_brightest: CHANHEE

hellokittyenjoyer: oh fuck

yappatron: HEY WAIT YEAH
yappatron: YOU NEVER TOLD US HOW IT WENT

hellokittyenjoyer: can we do this SOMEWHERE ELSE PLEASE

moon_cheese: im so curious right now

token_straight: no me too i feel so left out

Wiimusic: welcome to my world

token_straight: silence you heartbreaker

Wiimusic: WHAT DID I DO

moon_cheese: dont make me responsible for educating you

sunnyD: god youd think he like did something offensive to another culture with the way yall are treating him

Wiimusic: thank you

sunnyD: silence heartbreaker

Wiimusic: kms

token_straight: whyd they suddenly go silent....

━━━━━

we'll get through this </3

the_brightest: MF SPILL

yappatron: YEAH

hellokittyenjoyer: its not like anything crazy happened??? We just got bbq and he paid

certified_creep: omg are you finally giving us the details of your date?!?!?!

hellokittyenjoyer: it wasnt a date and there really arent any details worth mentioning

yappatron: KING LITERALLY SHUT UP AND TELL US EVERYTHING
yappatron: THE FUCKING WAY HE FOLDED HIS NAPKIN IDC JUST TELL USSS

the_brightest: we're invested
the_brightest: also like... yknow we're your friends and wanna know whats going on in your life

hellokittyenjoyer: going right for the heart strings are we hyunjae

the_brightest: teehee

certified_creep: NOW YAP

hellokittyenjoyer: CHRIST OKAY
hellokittyenjoyer: (๑-﹏-๑) idk we just met up at the restaurant and ordered IDK LIKE WE ATE?? AND HE PAID?? WHAT ELSE DO I SAY??

the_brightest: god your terrible at this
the_brightest: did you guys talk about anything???

hellokittyenjoyer: oh uhhh
hellokittyenjoyer: well it turns out we both watched that new ghibli movie so we talked about that
hellokittyenjoyer: uhmmmmm IDK I CANT REMEMBER

certified_creep: THIS WAS LAST WEEK HOW DO YOU FORGET IT THAT QUICK

hellokittyenjoyer: he just looked rlly good i wasnt paying attention to what he was saying tbh

yappatron: (≖_≖ )

the_brightest: understandable have a good day

yappatron: i dont buy it
yappatron: i def think something happened

certified_creep: oh do elaborate

yappatron: well,, and i probably shouldnt say this so you HAVE to keep quiet
yappatron: but friday nights are when me sunwoo and hak play ow together
yappatron: and we RARELY bail,,, like the last time someone bailed it was hak and it was because his ex gf was coming over for the first time and that was last year so we really dont miss our friday night gaming
yappatron: BUT
yappatron: SUNWOO CANCELLED ON US
yappatron: and obvi i knew that he was out with you chanhee so i said to the gc of us 3 like hey sunwoo when youre done lets play ow and he said sure
yappatron: like reg schedule right?

the_brightest: im so invested

yappatron: but your outing ends (and i know bc you texted us chanhee) so im expecting him to hop on vc or smth where me and hak already were
yappatron: INSTEAD HE SAYS HES GOING TO BED EARLY TO TRY AND GET A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP

certified_creep: he never gets a good nights sleep

yappatron: THATS WHAT IM SAYING
yappatron: also not to mention that chanhee hyung just "forgot" to tell us this story and its been like a week and a half already

the_brightest: oh you little genius you

hellokittyenjoyer: sigh
hellokittyenjoyer: okay so maybe like...
hellokittyenjoyer: we were flirting... all night... like nonstop...
hellokittyenjoyer: BYE IM KILLING MYSELF

certified_creep: HELLO????

yappatron: I FUCKIG KNEW IT

the_brightest: YOU ABOSLUTE LOSER HOW DO YOU JUST LEAVE THAT OUT????

hellokittyenjoyer: IDK WHAT IT MEANS LIKE SUNWOO IS JUST LIKE THAT SOMETIMES YKNOW?? AND SO AM I WE JUST BOTH HAVE FLIRTY PERSONALITIES

yappatron: HIS PERSONALITY IS DOGSHIT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HE ALWAYS CRINGES WHEN HE FAKE FLIRTS HES SO BAD AT IT

hellokittyenjoyer: WELL HE WAS PRETTY DAMN GOOD AT IT THAT NIGHT
hellokittyenjoyer: i have to bring myself down to earth im blushing just thinking about it this is so not cool calm collected of me
hellokittyenjoyer:

the_brightest: this is real of you

certified_creep: you guys are like basically married now

the_brightest: wait so,,, okay so if this is how chanhee is reacting and we know that sunwoo was clearly feeling something if he canceled his game night with eric and hak... then... i wonder what that feeling was exactly

certified_creep: guys youre gonna hate me for this because he's the densest person on the planet
certified_creep: but our best bet for that is juyeon

the_brightest: sigh

hellokittyenjoyer: i cant believe im putting my immediate wellbeing in the hands of that man
hellokittyenjoyer: go ask him what he knows

certified_creep: i will be back guys

yappatron: sitting on the edge of my seat rn actually

hellokittyenjoyer: YOU ARE?? BITCH WHAT ABOUT ME

yappatron: im sorry you can fondle my chesticles as my apology

hellokittyenjoyer: say less

the_brightest: somehow you two are WORSE than me and im literally the campus slut

yappatron: i think if sangyeon returned your affections then you two combined would outdo all of us

hellokittyenjoyer: keyword here being if

the_brightest: IM TRYING SO HARD OKAY

yappatron: and i believe in you but hyung... its sangyeon...

the_brightest: I AM AWARE
the_brightest: also you literally have the least amount of room to talk

yappatron: .
yappatron: fuck my stupid baka life

hellokittyenjoyer: you already used that today try something

yappatron: i need to buy a gun

hellokittyenjoyer: thats more like it

the_brightest: i feel like we're stuck in an elevator rn
the_brightest: dumbass music and everything while we wait for changmin

yappatron: hes either about to bring us a curse or a blessing

hellokittyenjoyer: im actually so nervous like what if all of the flirting actually threw sunwoo off and made him so uncomfortable that he had to cancel on you and hes just been putting up a normal front so as to not make things weird in the group like what if he's secretly disgusted with me now

yappatron: pookie...
yappatron: and im gonna hold your hand when i say this
yappatron: that is going to be so far from the truth its like opposite magnet ends
yappatron: actively pushing away from each other

hellokittyenjoyer: you lost me tbh

yappatron: youre gonna be good bro

hellokittyenjoyer: i fucking hope i am dear god  JI CHANGMIN HURRY THE FUCK UPPPPP

the_brightest: its like its the damn reaping

yappatron: do do do do (those are the whistle notes)

certified_creep: i return bearing news of sunwoo
certified_creep: either i can just send screenshots or tell it to you all in full

hellokittyenjoyer: ss please i dont think i can stand waiting for your slow ass to type

certified_creep: bitch
certified_creep: but fine
certified_creep:

yappatron: omg

the_brightest: chanhee youve won

hellokittyenjoyer: I won
hellokittyenjoyer: I FUCKING WON

certified_creep: happy to be of service

hellokittyenjoyer: JI CHANGMIN YOU SAINT THANK YOU FOR THIS
hellokittyenjoyer: im buying all of us ramyeon to celebrate meet at my place at 6

the_brightest: LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

yappatron: YOYOYOYOYOYOYO

certified_creep: KING SAY LESS

🐵: did someone say 2000 words of plot and silliness??? NAYWAYS STREAM TRIGGER AND BITE BACK OMG OMG 🤭🤭🤭