Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: yappatron
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: Wiimusic
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: baebae
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dilf
Hyunjae: the_brightest
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bbangy-boo

Children of the Light

hellokittyenjoyer: good morning haters
hellokittyenjoyer: im changing my minor

bbangy-boo: oh? To what

sunnyD: to your mom

bbangy-boo: ...

hellokittyenjoyer: im changing it to photography

moon_cheese: why not do both that and fashion design if theyre both minors?

hellokittyenjoyer: see i was thinking about that but since SNU isnt an art-forward university my fashion minor is mostly online night classes and has a lot of different requirements than a regular minor does
hellokittyenjoyer: and ive been wanting to do the photography minor for a while and a few of its requirements overlap with my major so it's easier to finish

bbangy-boo: that makes sense
bbangy-boo: rip fashion show chanhee tho

hellokittyenjoyer: you were going to be my muse </3

sunnyD: are you appealing it to your advisor?

hellokittyenjoyer: yeah she was fully on board
hellokittyenjoyer: unfortunately this means I need to change my classes for next sem so ive been sitting in the library reworking my proposed schedule and emailing professors like "pleaseeeeeee hold a spot for me i am begging you" bc im supposed to register tomorrow afternoon

bbangy-boo: you should threaten to kys if they dont let you into the classes

hellokittyenjoyer: tried that
hellokittyenjoyer: all i got in response was "chanhee we both know you wont" so...

moon_cheese: LMAO
moon_cheese: your ego is famous

hellokittyenjoyer: as it should be ofc

sunnyD: loserrrr

hellokittyenjoyer: ...
hellokittyenjoyer: its okay bc i know no matter how bad or delusional i think i am, i know sunwoo is worse

sunnyD: fuck you

hellokittyenjoyer: not right now

bbangy-boo: sigh
bbangy-boo: where is sangyeon when you need him

Dilf: being fucked raw by my amazing life please be jealous

moon_cheese: im so jealous king

hellokittyenjoyer: omg me too sangyeon

Dilf: class registration?

hellokittyenjoyer: yeah

Dilf: o7

sunnyD: ew god dont use that emoticon

Dilf: you use it???

sunnyD: yeah because im an incel who hates sunlight
sunnyD: you go to the gym every night
sunnyD: we are not the same

moon_cheese: no sunwoos right

bbangy-boo: the internet nuances will forever confuse me

sunnyD: yeah but thats because you dont need to worry about them

Dilf: but i do?

sunnyD: okay not to sound mean hyung
sunnyD: but younghoon is a hot sexy nepo baby who goes to Milan every summer with his family
sunnyD: and youre you

Dilf: ...i dont like that it makes sense

bbangy-boo: me neither

hellokittyenjoyer: its okay, the mutual business major brings you both down like 10 levels

moon_cheese: thats true^

bbangy-boo: its a helpful major

sunnyD: its business

hellokittyenjoyer: average business major hw assignment:
hellokittyenjoyer:

Dilf: okay fuck you chanhee

hellokittyenjoyer: everyone seems to want to these days
hellokittyenjoyer: im truly irresistible

sunnyD: ew

hellokittyenjoyer: i cannot stand you

sunnyD: <3

bbangy-boo: i hate it when you two flirt

moon_cheese: if it can even be called that

Dilf: Kevin Moon I want you to look me in the eyes and tell me that they aren't flirting.

moon_cheese: calm down king i get it

sunnyD: im ignoring all of that

hellokittyenjoyer: ^^

moon_cheese: boyfriends who ignore together stay together

hellokittyenjoyer: ...

sunnyD: i dont like it here

Dilf: without the others to act as a buffer they finally have to face the reality of their mutual attraction

bbangy-boo: in simpler words please sangyeon

Dilf: its high time sunwoo and chanhee get over their emotional constipation and go out already

bbangy-boo: i couldnt agree more

moon_cheese: they went silenttt~~
moon_cheese: i knew that line would work on one pairing at least

bbangy-boo: or theyre planning your murder

Dilf: i think next you should do eric and juyeon next

moon_cheese: oh im trying
moon_cheese: unfortunately this is juyeon we're talking about

Dilf: i always forget that part

moon_cheese: his user just fits too well im afraid

bbangy-boo: love how those two just went dead silent

sunnyD: im in shock rn
sunnyD: i have no words for the disappointment i feel in understanding that this is reality and kevin isnt just a figment of my imagination
sunnyD: i wish i could wake up and realize he doesnt exist

moon_cheese: i feel so loved

hellokittyenjoyer: you were def dropped as a child

moon_cheese: ...so loved

bbangy-boo: LMAO
bbangy-boo: im so sorry for laughing kevin

moon_cheese: i will do what it takes to play matchmaker so its okay

sunnyD: please dont play matchmaker

moon_cheese: you need it

sunnyD: i do not

Dilf: ehhh

sunnyD: you stay out of this youre no better

Dilf: i am better actually because im consistently rejecting a whore

hellokittyenjoyer: i didnt realize you slut shamed Sangyeon

Dilf: i hyunjae shame
Dilf: there is a difference

bbangy-boo: valid point

moon_cheese: sangmil will be last
moon_cheese: mostly because ill need a lot of help on that and i need to get the rest of you together first

sunnyD: cant you focus on youngjae and juyeon first?? Thats why this gc exists anyways

hellokittyenjoyer: are you serious

sunnyD: yeah
sunnyD: youngjae made it so he could have an excuse to talk to juyeon more

bbangy-boo: and now they go to the gym together

Dilf: how romantic

moon_cheese: it would be if juyeon wasnt a fucking rock

sunnyD: real

hellokittyenjoyer: its okay,, if he doesnt appreciate erics workout then i will

Dilf: shameless

hellokittyenjoyer: excuse me for appreciating art

bbangy-boo: is eric going to be your muse for photography

hellokittyenjoyer: yes
hellokittyenjoyer: ill be taking photos of all of you tho

sunnyD: why

hellokittyenjoyer: well the fun answer is because i can
hellokittyenjoyer: the serious answer is because we have to have a themed portfolio and I think human relationships are interesting,, like how people who know each other interact and stuff like that,, so observing our friendships and relationships through photography sounded like a cool thing

moon_cheese: chanhee i have never loved you as much as I do right now

hellokittyenjoyer: teehee

Dilf: thats actually pretty profound

hellokittyenjoyer: im not just a pretty face

sunnyD: we know
sunnyD: youre super smart and really quite kind
sunnyD: and also super hard working
sunnyD: its admirable

hellokittyenjoyer: oh
hellokittyenjoyer: thank you

sunnyD: for sure

bbangy-boo: sunwoo and his unexpected compliments my my

sunnyD: im just saying

moon_cheese: be careful sun,, you might break him

Dilf: he'll live

hellokittyenjoyer: anyways...

moon_cheese: also sunwoo im ss that to send to eric

sunnyD: KYS

bbangy-boo: kevin you walk the line between life and death perfectly

moon_cheese: i know <3

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we'll get through this </3

the_brightest: frankly
the_brightest: hes too hot
the_brightest:

certified_creep: he just posted that

the_brightest: I AM AWARE.

hellokittyenjoyer: i really hope that means you have his notifs on

the_brightest: who do you take me for
the_brightest: ofc i do

certified_creep: LMAO

the_brightest: like haha aside no person should be THAT good looking

yappatron: so true hyung

certified_creep: hows your new gym bro going eric

yappatron: dont speak to me

hellokittyenjoyer: ERIC I AM RIGHT HERE. PLEASDE.

yappatron: but youre ditching sunwoo :(

hellokittyenjoyer: the bitch will live
hellokittyenjoyer: plus he doesnt go to the gym regularly so idc

the_brightest: oh man the power sunwoo would hold over you if he worked out

hellokittyenjoyer: dont fucking get me started

certified_creep: youre all crashing and burning i feel so bad

yappatron: yeah meanwhile you and your sugar daddy are doing great

certified_creep: we are actually
certified_creep:

the_brightest: what the fuck

certified_creep: he got me bbq last night

hellokittyenjoyer: you lucky motherfucker

certified_creep: im sure sunwoo would get you bbq if you asked

hellokittyenjoyer: actually yeah probably
hellokittyenjoyer: brb gonna go ask

yappatron: STOP RUBBING IT IN

the_brightest: sangyeon doesnt even like to hang out with me without a third party present

certified_creep: LMAO ARE YOU SERIOUS??

the_brightest: no im kidding
the_brightest: thankfully like god imagine if that was true

yappatron: thats not even crashing and burning
yappatron: thats crashed and burnt. Past tense

the_brightest: crying why would you say that

certified_creep: ρ(- ω -、)ヾ(￣ω￣; )
certified_creep: there there hyunjae
certified_creep: he likes you a little bit,, otherwise he wouldnt entertain your thirsting comments

the_brightest: thats true
the_brightest: there's hope for me yet

hellokittyenjoyer: guess whos getting free bbq next weeekkkkk
hellokittyenjoyer: ☆ ～('▽^人)

yappatron: goddamn

the_brightest: im so jealous rn its not even funny

yappatron: OSKHFKSHGWEHJDS

certified_creep: cant believe id see the day where sunnyu make progress

yappatron: frankly me neither

hellokittyenjoyer: he owes me anyway

certified_creep: owes you his heart or...?

hellokittyenjoyer: haha very funny
hellokittyenjoyer: now go kys

certified_creep: <3
certified_creep: its okay after tonight you can join me in flexing our sugar daddies to these two

the_brightest: why the fuck would you say that

yappatron: changmin hyung i thought you were my bro

certified_creep: my love is for korean beef and younghoon im sorry eric

yappatron: no i get it (μ_μ)

hellokittyenjoyer: ill send you guys selfies btw

certified_creep: omg yes keep us updated

the_brightest: if he fucks it up ill beat him up for you <3

hellokittyenjoyer: omg babes <3

yappatron: too bad its not a date

hellokittyenjoyer: its fucking close enough

certified_creep: LMAO
certified_creep: so true king
certified_creep: hyunjae on the other hand....

the_brightest: he posted on insta again

yappatron: dear god

the_brightest: nvm it was a picture of his food like idc show me what i actually wanna eat

certified_creep: ...thats going in the gc hall of fame

the_brightest: ...

hellokittyenjoyer: you did this to yourself

the_brightest: yeah

yappatron: PLEASEELNDSKJD

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Children of the Light

Wiimusic: can someone explain why chanhee has been following me around with a camera all day

baebae: what?

Wiimusic: all. day.

Dilf: oh yeah you werent online for that convo
Dilf: he changed his minor

Wiimusic: to stalkerology or...

hellokittyenjoyer: fuck you juyeon

moon_cheese: no that was actually so funny tho dude

Wiimusic: thank you i try
Wiimusic: no but seriously chanhee wtf are you doing

hellokittyenjoyer: working on a portfolio now stop running away from me

Wiimusic: youre scaring me

Dilf: where are you two anyways

Wiimusic: my bathroom

certified_creep: your what???

hellokittyenjoyer: hold on let me upload a photo
hellokittyenjoyer:

baebae: oh my

moon_cheese: @yappatron

certified_creep: LMAO

yappatron: hello!! <33

Dilf: scroll

yappatron: 😀

token_straight: reaction so insane that kaomojis werent enough to express himself

hellokittyenjoyer: i have some of eric on my camera i think hold on
hellokittyenjoyer: unless he wants more juyeon....

Wiimusic: more what

Dilf: i still cant get over erics reaction
Dilf: im ss it

certified_creep: youre so real for that

baebae: juyeon pls put a shirt on?

Wiimusic: i did

hellokittyenjoyer:

yappatron:

certified_creep: chanhee you have to warn eric when you do that

hellokittyenjoyer: my bad babe

yappatron: all good
yappatron: great in fact
yappatron: amazing

moon_cheese: my god you broke him

token_straight: bro is short-circuiting rn

Dilf: im ss all of this

sunnyD: whats going on? Why is hak calling me but just laughing his ass off?

certified_creep: oh my god sunwoo PLEASE scroll up
certified_creep: eric is BROKEN

sunnyD: ...
sunnyD: so thats why chanhee is in our apartment rn
sunnyD: wow

Dilf: your best friend is dying and all you have to say is wow?

token_straight: *dead

Dilf: apologies
Dilf: your best friend is dead

baebae: please (╥﹏╥)

hellokittyenjoyer: im doing the lords work and your all just haters

Wiimusic: i just wish id gotten an explanation before you started following me around all day

hellokittyenjoyer: i tried but you screamed about a bee flying around and didnt hear me
hellokittyenjoyer: it wasnt even a bee btw,, it was a strand of your own fucking hair

Wiimusic: its been a long day

certified_creep: no youre just blind as a bat

Wiimusic: no one here loves me

sunnyD: well..

token_straight: @yappatron

moon_cheese: hes still malfunctioning give him a fucking second

yappatron: im good

Dilf: are you?

yappatron: yes
yappatron: chanhee i love you so much i will literally do whatever you want

hellokittyenjoyer: let me touch all your bare muscles.

yappatron: theyre yours.

certified_creep: i hate how he had that request fully prepared

bbangy-boo: chanhee is opportunistic

moon_cheese: hes a slut

baebae: yes thats what younghoon said

sunnyD: cant believe this is all because of juyeon brushing his teeth

Wiimusic: i have that kind of affect on people

token_straight: ehhh

Wiimusic: hak i do not want to hear it from you

token_straight: god what does he even see in you

certified_creep: no fr ^^^

Wiimusic: who sees what in who?

sunnyD: dear god how did you even get into university

Wiimusic: my straight As and lots of leadership hours and extracurriculars

sunnyD: i wasnt being serious you dumbfuck

Wiimusic: ∪･ｪ･∪

certified_creep: the dumbfuck in question could probably bodyslam you

sunnyD: im aware

yappatron: say more changmin please

certified_creep: LMAO

hellokittyenjoyer: dw eric ill send you more pics when i upload them from my camera

yappatron: dude...
yappatron: anything you want seriously

hellokittyenjoyer: >:)
hellokittyenjoyer: good to know

moon_cheese: chanhee scares me

Dilf: thats not surprising considering he did show up to your door with a knife that one time

moon_cheese: oh yeahhhh

token_straight: how do you forget something like that

moon_cheese: i mean to be fair,,,, its chanhee

sunnyD: thats valid

baebae: is it??

sunnyD: i want you to think long and hard about that question Jacob

baebae: ...
baebae: youre right

bbangy-boo: LMAO

hellokittyenjoyer: its personal kevin

moon_cheese: i figured

token_straight: still cant believe you two havent killed each other yet

sunnyD: i mean theyve gotten close

yappatron: speaking of close do you have a charger

sunnyD: me?

yappatron: yeah

sunnyD: i mean yes but... you arent in the apartment are you?

yappatron: i will be in like 2 seconds

Wiimusic: why

yappatron: i literally just promised chanhee he could fondle my chesticles

certified_creep: you did NOT need to say it like that

Dilf: i-

baebae: wow!

hellokittyenjoyer: no one gets me like eric does <3

yappatron: its true <3

sunnyD: please do not fondle his chesticles in my living room

certified_creep: YOU DONT NEED TO REPEAT IT

Wiimusic: god idk im morbidly curious to watch it happen

sunnyD: LEE JUYEON

Wiimusic: iM SORRY

token_straight: rip hyunjae
token_straight: missing his brother get fondled

certified_creep: STOP

bbangy-boo: where is hyunjae anyways

moon_cheese: crying to himself

baebae: working

moon_cheese: thats what i said

Dilf: felt that one

token_straight: omg dad you should go visit him

Dilf: why

token_straight: why not :)

Dilf: no

moon_cheese: sangyeon i took you for an idiot, not a pussy

Dilf: do not play with me kevin

moon_cheese: wahh wahhh im sangyeon and im lameeeeee

Dilf: ..........

bbangy-boo: @Wiimusic if you get photos of the fondling please send them to me

Wiimusic: with pleasure

sunnyD: im video taping it rn
sunnyD: its going great

certified_creep: ...

sunnyD: its funny bc youngjae is having a regular conversation with us and chanhee is just rubbing his hands all over his chest and arms not talking at all

token_straight: was the narration necessary

moon_cheese: very

sunnyD: youngjae says chanhee's hands are really warm and soft

Wiimusic: i think chanhee's drooling rn

Dilf: my god maybe i will go see hyunjae instead

bbangy-boo: im crying this is hilarious

baebae: i didnt think this was how my evening would go

sunnyD: youngjae says "me neither" but hes smiling
sunnyD: he is very proud of himself

token_straight: for having massive pecks or for having THE choi chanhee drool over said pecks

sunnyD: both probably

Wiimusic: no hes legit drooling i just saw a drop land on our carpet

certified_creep: i dont even know what to say to any of this

bbangy-boo: my stomach hurts from laughing

baebae: right well who wants to get dinner with me and kevin <3

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we'll get through this </3

hellokittyenjoyer: obligatory bbq pics
hellokittyenjoyer:

certified_creep: OH KING YOU ATEEEEE

hellokittyenjoyer: now his ass better not wear sweatpants or so help me god
hellokittyenjoyer: it can be a non-date all it wants i need him to get a fashion upgrade

yappatron: hyung i got you

hellokittyenjoyer: omg are you going to work your magic

yappatron: I GOT YOU

hellokittyenjoyer: i love you so much

the_brightest: chanhee and eric are my true endgame

certified_creep: REAL

yappatron: hes asking me if athletic pants count

hellokittyenjoyer: tell him to kill himself

yappatron: okay!

the_brightest: wait how are you communicating

yappatron: manipulation

certified_creep: what

yappatron: i call sunwoo and ask if he has plans so he tells me hes going to get dinner with chanhee thus asks for outfit advice because he knows chanhee will beat him over the head if he wears pajamas

hellokittyenjoyer: my little manipulator ive raised you so well

yappatron: <33
yappatron: oh he sent a photo
yappatron: oh my god....

certified_creep: that bad???

yappatron: no man
yappatron: hyung he def thinks this is a date

hellokittyenjoyer: WHAT??

yappatron: that or hes really dumb and is trying to impress you into THINKING its a date

the_brightest: ERIC SEND THE FUCKING PHOTO

yappatron:

certified_creep: holy shit,....

the_brightest: HE CAN CLEAN UP???????

hellokittyenjoyer: something in me meowed

certified_creep: "meowed" NAHH THATS CRAZY

yappatron: i wish you the best of luck hyung

hellokittyenjoyer: im shitting myself

the_brightest: but you look hot doing it!!!

hellokittyenjoyer: YOURE SO RIGHT
hellokittyenjoyer: okay bye i have to go scream and then eat bbq with that fucker

certified_creep: byeeeeee

yappatron: let us know how it goessss <333

🐵: a triple update???? Photos??? PLOT PROGRESSION???? What's going AWNNN?? anyways I've been listening to nectar on loop for basically the entire month :) also lmk if there's any fun little thing you'd wanna see in this!! Totes open to suggestions 💜