Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: rizzatron_3000
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: manstandingemoji
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: Mom™
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dilf
Hyunjae: Himbo™
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bread.

SNU Crime Syndicate

[token_straight changed manstandingemoji to 'redguy_kin']

redguy_kin: what?
redguy_kin: whos red guy

token_straight: tsk tsk
token_straight: disappointed in you juyeon

redguy_kin: what ('･_･')

rizzatron_3000: NOOOO I LIKED HIS OLD USER

moon_cheese: the dhmis-ification of lee juyeon

[rizzatron_3000 changed redguy_kin to 'manstandingemoji']

manstandingemoji: ty eric

rizzatron_3000: YOURE SO WELCOME JUYEONIE HYUNG <3

token_straight: im homophobic

moon_cheese: we know hak

token_straight: good just making sure

rizzatron_3000: weather update: tonight there's a 100% chance that im gonna be doing ur mom

sunnyD: youngjae please shut the fuck up

moon_cheese: no that was funny as hell

rizzatron_3000: i try

bread.: eric

rizzatron_3000: YEAHHHHHH

sunnyD: younghoon why would you encourage this behavior

bread.: someone has to spoil him
bread.: and jacob and hyunjae are busy rn

certified_creep: sangyeon?

bread.: i think we both know the answer to that

certified_creep: a guy can dream ( ಠ╭╮ಠ)

token_straight: more like a nightmare

moon_cheese: foul

Himbo™: I GOT THE JOB

manstandingemoji: what

bread.: OH MY GOD REALLY???!?!?!?!

Himbo™: YES
Himbo™: I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THEIR HR PERSON
Himbo™: IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET THIS JOB FOR LIKE EVER

rizzatron_3000: HYUNG IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU
rizzatron_3000: YOU WORKED SO HARD !!! IM SO GLAD IT PAID OFF

Himbo™: THANK YOU
Himbo™: I WAS SO SCARED THEYD REJECT ME

certified_creep: wait what job is it

Himbo™: so last year I applied for this internship right? It was so I could get an experience credit to graduate
Himbo™: well my boss was like "hey wanna work here part time? And then maybe full-time once you graduate?" so obviously i said YES
Himbo™: but i had to go through the whole application process yknow? So i did
Himbo™: and i got the job!!!! Its for CPER

manstandingemoji: idk what that abbreviation means

Himbo™: center for performance research or smth like that
Himbo™: either way I GOT THE JOBBBBB

moon_cheese: this calls for celebration !!!!!!

bread.: i agree ^^^

rizzatron_3000: ♪♪＼(^ω^＼)( /^ω^)/♪♪

manstandingemoji: well congrats man

sunnyD: fr ^^ youve been dreaming of that job since the internship

Himbo™: I KNOWWWWW
Himbo™: THANK YOU GUYSSSS <33333
Himbo™: and ty daddy for supporting me

moon_cheese: i–
moon_cheese: bro is dedicated to this bit fr

bread.: as if we expected anything else

sunnyD: sangyeon come be happy for your mans @Dilf

Dilf: hes not my man
Dilf: but congratulations hyunjae

Himbo™: THANK YOU

hellokittyenjoyer: lee hyunjae

Himbo™: choi chanhee

hellokittyenjoyer: i will treat you to dinner tonight in celebration

rizzatron_3000: 〣 ( ºΔº ) 〣

token_straight: (⌐■_■)
token_straight: ( •_• )>⌐■-■

Himbo™: FUCK YEAHHHH LETS GOOOOOO

bread.: chanhee i never thought i'd see the day

hellokittyenjoyer: shut up
hellokittyenjoyer: im being a good friend

manstandingemoji: i dont get it

rizzatron_3000: chanhee hyung never EVER buys people dinner or like, gifts them expensive things unless he deems it TRULY important
rizzatron_3000: aka this is a super big deal for him to offer to pay for dinner for HYUNJAE hyung of all people

manstandingemoji: ooooh okay

hellokittyenjoyer: eric youre making me sound like an asshole

rizzatron_3000: no im making you sound like a hyung who truly cares about whether we succeed or not

sunnyD: ^^^

Himbo™: i feel so honored this is the greatest day of my life

Dilf: （'＿｀）

moon_cheese: sangyeon cant you smile for once in your life

Dilf: no

bread.: its okay i have blackmail

token_straight: ooooooh show us

Dilf: im scared

sunnyD: good

bread.: for you hyunjae
bread.: congratulations
bread.:

Himbo™: ...
Himbo™: i can die happy

manstandingemoji: bruh ewoihgoei

rizzatron_3000: AWWW SANGYEON YOU LOOK SO HAPPY BUT ALSO KIND OF EMBARRASSED

Dilf: ...thanks eric

rizzatron_3000: (੭ˊ͈ ꒵ˋ͈)੭̸*✧⁺˚

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SNU Crime Syndicate

rizzatron_3000: haknyeon did you take my adderall ?

token_straight: no?
token_straight: idk the code to your lock box

rizzatron_3000: well someone other than me clearly does because when i left for class this morning i had 14 pills and now im down to 9

token_straight: i was at the gym with hyunjae

Himbo™: i can confirm that

rizzatron_3000: what the fuck
rizzatron_3000: who took it then ????
rizzatron_3000: sunwoo was it you

sunnyD: no
sunnyD: i havent been to your dorm in a few days
sunnyD: plus ive been at the library all day

certified_creep: i can confirm that actually
certified_creep: im on shift rn and hes been sitting here since this morning

rizzatron_3000: i really hope someone didnt break into the room
rizzatron_3000: much less figure out my combo

token_straight: maybe they broke the lockbox?

rizzatron_3000: no,, the lock still works and stuff so they must have figured it out

Himbo™: did you let anyone else into your room and open it when they were there?

rizzatron_3000: i cant remember really
rizzatron_3000: i mean i tend to go to others dorms but most dont come to ours

token_straight: thats true
token_straight: and i haven't had anyone in while youve been gone except Iseul

rizzatron_3000: you dont think she'd do it would she?

certified_creep: iseul?

token_straight: my gf

certified_creep: oh right

token_straight: and idk eric
token_straight: i'll ask but even if she did there's no guarantee she'll tell me the truth

rizzatron_3000: thats fair
rizzatron_3000: well either way i need to call the pharmacy for a refill
rizzatron_3000: this is so fucking annoying
rizzatron_3000: if it is Iseul im breaking her fucking neck

token_straight: be my guest dude
token_straight: ill ask her now and get back to you, yeah?

rizzatron_3000: thanks

certified_creep: why call the pharmacy
certified_creep: cant his parents do it?

sunnyD: hes not in contact with them

certified_creep: ???

sunnyD: ill message you about it

certified_creep: okay

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Chat between sunnyD and certified_creep

sunnyD: so you know how he left korea in elementary school but then came back?

certified_creep: oh wait youre telling me right away?

sunnyD: i know how curious you get changmin dont act stupid

certified_creep: okay rude
certified_creep: but fair

sunnyD: thats what i thought
sunnyD: anyways, he left korea in elementary school to go to LA

certified_creep: didnt you guys meet in elementary school tho?

sunnyD: yeah
sunnyD: we were long-distant friends after he moved
sunnyD: but he came out to his mom right? And so she sent him back to korea and cut off all ties with him

certified_creep: in elementary school!?!?!?

sunnyD: no in middle school
sunnyD: so he flies back here and hyunjae's parents took him in until he was legally an adult
sunnyD: so when youngjae turned 19, he was like fully on his own so he has to do all this stuff himself
sunnyD: so he put himself through college and gets his prescriptions himself and all that
sunnyD: its also why like the 12th of october is such a shitty day bc thats when his mom kicked him out
sunnyD: like he cant even contact his sister which sucks absolute ass because they used to be super close and stuff

certified_creep: holy shit dude i had no idea

sunnyD: ik
sunnyD: its super fucked up
sunnyD: its why im so protective of him

certified_creep: yeah that makes a lot more sense now
certified_creep: shit dude i feel so bad

certified_creep: like

sunnyD: he doesnt really like to talk about it,, which is why im telling you

certified_creep: he doesnt care that i know?

sunnyD: yeah
sunnyD: im mainly saying all this so that you dont accidentally fuck up

certified_creep: fair enough
certified_creep: thanks tho for telling me

sunnyD: sure ig

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SNU Crime Syndicate

token_straight: okay ive come back with the verdict

Himbo™: that was quick

rizzatron_3000: i just got off the phone with the pharmacy
rizzatron_3000: they cant give me a refill until next month
rizzatron_3000: so i only have 9 days left of my meds this sucks total ass

token_straight: damn
token_straight: i wish i had good news to even it out but i dont
token_straight: turns out that yes, Iseul did take your adderall
token_straight: saw you put in the code once and remembered it

rizzatron_3000: fuck my life she sold it didnt she

token_straight: bingo

sunnyD: im surprised she told the truth

token_straight: oh my god dude she had a full on breakdown with a bunch of "im so sorry" and "please forgive me"
token_straight: like sis no im dumping your ass

Himbo™: eric did you report it?

rizzatron_3000: yeah but theres not really much the school can do

Himbo™: bruh
Himbo™: at least you know who did it

rizzatron_3000: yeah,, im gonna change the code though

sunnyD: smartmove my guy

rizzatron_3000: well
rizzatron_3000: apologies in advance for how i act in 9 days

token_straight: apologies accepted in advance

rizzatron_3000: <33

token_straight: <33

🐵: idk why Eric is getting so much shit either tbh