Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: sleepatron_3000
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: manstandingemoji
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: baebae
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dad™
Hyunjae: whore:3
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bread.

ITALICS = English

✨yassified burn-outs ✨

certified_creep: heres my issue right?
certified_creep: im hot
certified_creep: but im single
certified_creep: why is that

sleepatron_3000: sir–

baebae: ...
baebae: what?

manstandingemoji: ji changmin it is fuckass in the morning what the hell are you going on about

sleepatron_3000: hi juyeon ヽ(｡ゝωゝ｡)ﾉ

manstandingemoji: hi eric
manstandingemoji: do you know what changmin is talking about

sleepatron_3000: hes sad that hes single
sleepatron_3000: as for why i dont know

sunnyD: he's been binging Love Is Blind again

baebae: changmin cmon

certified_creep: ITS A GOOD SHOW ꒰｡•'ｪ'•｡꒱۶
certified_creep: BUT DUMBFUCK ZANAB WAS LIKE "hE gAvE mE aN EaTinG DisOrdEr" WHEN ALL HE SAID WAS "appetito" LIKE TF YOU MEAN

whore:3: changmin are you being sexist?

certified_creep: NO IM JUST SAYING

hellokittyenjoyer: yes he is

whore:3: okay just checking
whore:3: anyways im going back to sleep
whore:3: shoo honk shoo honk and all that

sleepatron_3000: "mimimimimi" - hyunjae hyung

whore:3: exactly

manstandingemoji: jesus what?

hellokittyenjoyer: its best not to ask
hellokittyenjoyer: eric and hyunjae speak their own language

baebae: juyeon is just a grouchy person when he wakes up

sunnyD: hes a grouchy person in general tf you mean

sleepatron_3000: so are you ???

certified_creep: LMAOFPOH oHGOIH

sunnyD: yeah and? I wont deny it

bread.: all of you shut the fuck up I am trying to sleep.

manstandingemoji: ^

hellokittyenjoyer: okay sleeping beauty ( ⌣̀_⌣́ )

certified_creep: noOoOOOOOooOo dont be mean to my bbangy-boo

sunnyD: youre fucking what now?

sleepatron_3000: HIS BBANGY-BOO WHAT
sleepatron_3000: I NEED TO WAKE HYUNJAE HYUNG UP FOR THIS

manstandingemoji: this is a development
manstandingemoji: chanhee it seems he's moved on from you

hellokittyenjoyer: thank god
hellokittyenjoyer: now younghoon can stop complaining about being single

baebae: a match made in heaven

sunnyD: changmin makes me homophobic

certified_creep: (ಠ ∩ಠ)
certified_creep: its okay at least younghoon loves me

bread.: what

certified_creep: what

token_straight: tf is going on

baebae: scroll up

token_straight: ...
token_straight: jesus christ

whore:3: BBANGY-BOO
whore:3: OIHGPWIRHGPIERGH

sleepatron_3000: i woke him up :)

manstandingemoji: why

sleepatron_3000: BECAUSE JUYEONIE HYUNG

sunnyD: omg he's been moved to hyung status

sleepatron_3000: HYUNJAE HYUNG DESERVES TO SEE THIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
sleepatron_3000: ONLY FOUR CHAPTERS IN AND CHANGMIN ALREADY HAS BITCHES LINED UP FR

certified_creep: its true
certified_creep: everybody wants me

whore:3: BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

token_straight: delusional as always i see

baebae: haknyeon be nice

token_straight: sorry mom

sunnyD: hak your mommy issues are showing

token_straight: fuck you man

sleepatron_3000: UGHORIGHSO

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✨yassified burn-outs ✨

bread.: i take back everything i said
bread.: i do hate being single

token_straight: oh ?

certified_creep: oh ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°)

hellokittyenjoyer: ew changmin

bread.: i just saw moonbae on a date im going to kill myself

whore:3: BWAHAPFIHPE

token_straight: fair

sunnyD: stfu hak you have a gf

manstandingemoji: he has a what now???
manstandingemoji: i dont believe you

token_straight: believe it or not juyeon but some of us are actually loveable

manstandingemoji: bitch

sunnyD: dw juyeon someone loves you

bread.: @sleepatron_3000

whore:3: damn you beat me to it younghoon

bread.: if i cant get a partner then ill just live vicariously through everyone else
bread.: even if that means i need to force their love

sunnyD: you lonely fuck

token_straight: how eloquent of you sunwoo

sleepatron_3000: HELLO I WAS SUMMONED

hellokittyenjoyer: damnit younghoonie look what you did

bread.: i wont apologize

manstandingemoji: im lost

certified_creep: dont worry about it

sleepatron_3000: HI JUYEON <3

manstandingemoji: hi eric

whore:3: genuinely love how this is a regular thing

token_straight: if i have nothing else, i know i at least have eric always greeting juyeon in chat

sunnyD: and only in chat
sunnyD: i think they only see each other if youngjae comes over to our apartment which is NEVER BECAUSE HES A FUCKING HERMIT

sleepatron_3000: DONT BULLY ME AND MY HABITS KIM SUNWOO
sleepatron_3000: AT LEAST I SHOWER REGULARLY

whore:3: eric this is an intervention
whore:3: you need to do more than play video games and volleyball

certified_creep: touch some grass you incel

sleepatron_3000: ( ∥￣■￣∥ )
sleepatron_3000: DAD THEYRE BEING MEAN TO ME

Dad™: there there eric

sleepatron_3000: thank you dad ...φ (。。*)

hellokittyenjoyer: adoption papers or it didnt happen

moon_cheese: LMAOOO

bread.: oh look who it is
bread.: the cause of all my problems

moon_cheese: bro what
moon_cheese: what is he talking about

sleepatron_3000: he saw you and jacob on a date
sleepatron_3000: and is now sad about being single

moon_cheese: bitch
moon_cheese: not my fault we're the perfect couple

sunnyD: stop speaking english both of you

sleepatron_3000: fuck you

sunnyD: i bet you wanna

token_straight: tea

moon_cheese: BWAHAHAH

bread.: not this sunric shit again
bread.: sunwoos been alone all his life and its showing

sunnyD: i have more game than you and thats all that matters

certified_creep: younghoon has so much game tf you mean

manstandingemoji: you get no room to talk changmin
manstandingemoji: you'd fuck anything that walks

certified_creep: not true

token_straight: its super true

Dad™: can we please change topics

whore:3: ^^^ i agree
whore:3: the energy we've created in the studio today is not a slay

hellokittyenjoyer: god hyunjae never speak again

whore:3: OEHGWPIHEGPE
whore:3: but it rhymes :((((

hellokittyenjoyer: ill make you rhyme with my fist

token_straight: ...
token_straight: that doesnt make any fucking sense

whore:3: chanhee made it threatening all the same
whore:3: im scared

hellokittyenjoyer: good

certified_creep: anyways....

sleepatron_3000: LMSAOAPFJAP

sunnyD: chanhee worries me so much
sunnyD: because hes so violent yet looks like
sunnyD: THAT yknow?

hellokittyenjoyer: wdym
hellokittyenjoyer: wdym by that sunwoo

sunnyD: you just threatened to sock hyunjae in the face even though youre like cute and dainty and would probably break your wrist against his thick skull

whore:3: was that a dig at me and my big head?

moon_cheese: yes.

hellokittyenjoyer: ('≖ ‸ ≖)
hellokittyenjoyer: just say im hot and move on sunwoo

token_straight: eric

sleepatron_3000: i know hak

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The Three Musketeers

token_straight: okay wtf was that??????

sunnyD: what

sleepatron_3000: "what" he says
sleepatron_3000: THE FUCKING "youre cute and dainty omg im so in love with you chanhee please marry me"

sunnyD: i did not fucking say that youngjae be quiet

token_straight: okay but knowing what WE know,,, looks sus dude

sunnyD: you dont know shit

sleepatron_3000: ...
sleepatron_3000: okay sunwoo im gonna level with you here hyung

sunnyD: oh

token_straight: yeah the hyung card,, we're being srs rn

sleepatron_3000: ^
sleepatron_3000: two weeks ago when we went drinking? The three of us?

sunnyD: yeah i remember

sleepatron_3000: then you crashed and me and haks right? Well before you went to sleep you told us
sleepatron_3000: and i quote "yknow i think i love chanhee...I know we dont talk that much but I've known him since high school with you guys and like...I've always admired him but I'm starting to think its more than that. Plus he's just so pretty"

token_straight: and you continued to go on a rant about him

sunnyD: i was drunk

sleepatron_3000: okay and? you are the most honest drunk i am ever met
sleepatron_3000: the first time you got drunk back in our junior year,, you told me you were grateful for our friendship and that you never wanted to lose me
sleepatron_3000: you NEVER say that dude

sunnyD: ( -'︿ '- )
sunnyD: okay so maybe i have a tiny crush on choi chanhee
sunnyD: what i said in the gc doesnt mean shit

token_straight: i think it means all the shit actually

sunnyD: up yours hak

sleepatron_3000: dont be so mean woo
sleepatron_3000: i just dont want to see you get hurt
sleepatron_3000: WE dont wanna see that

token_straight: exactly
token_straight: just looking out for you dude

sunnyD: (ㆆ～ㆆ)

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✨yassified burn-outs ✨

Dad™: i hate how the three of them went completely silent

moon_cheese: theyre just in their own gc

certified_creep: those bitches
certified_creep: having their private gc without us
certified_creep: i bet they just laugh at us the whole time

manstandingemoji: changmin your insecurity is showing

certified_creep: stfu whore（｀ー'）

manstandingemoji: damn ('-ι_-｀)

bread.: feisty

token_straight: changmins right
token_straight: we're shitty friends who tease you in our own gc

sunnyD: we're downright assholes

moon_cheese: even eric?

token_straight: especially eric

sleepatron_3000: o(○｀ω'○)9

hellokittyenjoyer: i knew it
hellokittyenjoyer: you fakeass bitches
hellokittyenjoyer: and here i was cooking yalls meals and being a good hyung

whore:3: L
whore:3: i know eric would never hate me <3

sleepatron_3000: youre so right hyunjae hyung <3

token_straight: traitor

sunnyD: ^^^^

manstandingemoji: wtf

sleepatron_3000: WE WERE KIDDING JUYEONIE HYUNG I LOVE YOU IM SORRY

manstandingemoji: ('･_･')

bread.: the way i slapped my forehead

certified_creep: and here i was thinking hyunjae had no shame

moon_cheese: third times a charm
moon_cheese: brothers who slut together stay together

hellokittyenjoyer: kevin moon please shut the fuck up

Dad™: you all make me want to cry

sunnyD: good

whore:3: DADDY NOOOOOOO

bread.: hyunjae you slut im going to shoot myself

hellokittyenjoyer: do it. no balls.

token_straight: the jae brothers need to not be horny for one fucking second

moon_cheese: your expectations are too high hak

token_straight: cant a guy dream ╮(╯_╰)╭

manstandingemoji: with this gc? No way

sleepatron_3000: WITH THE FRIZZ???? NO WAY

moon_cheese: BROOO YOU JUST UNLOCKED A CORE MEMORY FOR ME

sleepatron_3000: THAT WAS LIKE MY FAVORITE SHOW EVER

sunnyD: STOP WITH THE ENGLISH

bread.: bro calm down ('･_･')

certified_creep: hes only pissy about it bc jacob isnt here to translate

moon_cheese: my precious boyfie is in a lecture rn so you can stfu

sleepatron_3000: SUNWOO I HAVE TRIED TO TEACH YOU ENGLISH YOURE THE ONE THAT DOESNT WANNA LEARN IT

sunnyD: THATS BC YOURE A SHITTY TEACHER YOUNGJAE

sleepatron_3000: FUCK YOU IM GOING TO VB PRACTICE

sunnyD: OKAY FUCK YOU TOO BITCH FORGET OUR PLANS FOR TONIGHT

token_straight: the married couple is fighting again ('_ゝ')

manstandingemoji: lmaooo they do act like an old married couple

hellokittyenjoyer: they always do this on wednesdays,,, it gets so boring

bread.: i dont blame them
bread.: its the global wednesday slump

certified_creep: yknow for guys who claim to be best friends, they sure do hate each other
certified_creep: i mean obviously not really, but like

token_straight: their fights are always super short and stupid
token_straight: they've known each other since like...elementary school

Dad™: wait i thought this was one of their playfights why are we suddenly being serious

manstandingemoji: fr ^^

moon_cheese: RIGHT??? IT ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE PLAYFIGHTS LIKE I CAN NEVER TELL WHEN THEYRE SERIOUS OR NOT

token_straight: thats bc theyve only gotten into two really bad arguments and those were years ago
token_straight: dw sunwoos probably gonna go down to erics practice and apologize or smth

hellokittyenjoyer: slay we love healthy communication <3
hellokittyenjoyer: anyways back to younghoon shooting himself

bread.: i dont even own a gun ('-ι_-｀)

certified_creep: i do but i dont want you to shoot yourself bby

manstandingemoji: keep it in your fucking pants changmin

certified_creep: sounds like someone hasnt gotten laid recently

moon_cheese: wtf

bread.: im going to ignore all of that and go to class
bread.: by losers

token_straight: bye

hellokittyenjoyer: i hope you fall and break your fucking face <3333

bread.: thank you bestie <333333

Dad™: why are yalls friendships so fucking weird

whore:3: are we gonna ignore changmin admitting to owning a gun or...

certified_creep: i was joking

whore:3: ....
whore:3: @manstandingemoji

manstandingemoji: yeah hes joking

whore:3: oh thank god

moon_cheese: NOT YOU NEEDING TO CLARIFY WITH JUYEON WHAT

hellokittyenjoyer: no it seems like a smart move

whore:3: i never trust anything changmin says and juyeon seems to be the only one who can decipher his weirdness for us

certified_creep: isnt my bestie so skilled (✿≧³≦)

manstandingemoji: its a curse

Dad™: damn okay emo
Dad™: who hurt you

token_straight: its giving....little piss baby

moon_cheese: PLEASE I SHOULD NOT HAVE LAUGHED THAT HARD