Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: sleepatron_3000
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: manstandingemoji
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: Mom™
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dad™ / Dilf
Hyunjae: whore:3 / Himbo™
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bread.

✨yassified burn-outs ✨

moon_cheese: guys i just had the best freak-fucking idea ever

Mom™: what is it love?

whore:3: freak-fucking dofghdf (☍﹏⁰)｡

sleepatron_3000: i love kevin's ideas

moon_cheese: ty my little bestie <3
moon_cheese: but i'll need you to do it bc i dont have admin permission

sleepatron_3000: oooo i like where this is going

token_straight: i dont–

moon_cheese: eric can you change sangyeon's name to Dilf

sleepatron_3000: OIHRWGPIWH YES
sleepatron_3000: of course bestie

[sleepatron_3000 changed 'Dad™' to 'Dilf']

token_straight: nvm i love where this has gone

Dilf: what the fuck

whore:3: DOES THIS MEAN I CAN FINALLY CHANGE MY NAME FROM WHORE:3

hellokittyenjoyer: to colgate_teethwhitener i hope?

whore:3: fuck you chanhee

hellokittyenjoyer: i bet you wanna

moon_cheese: OIHGPIHSPD

sunnyD: doesnt everyone

hellokittyenjoyer: what

sunnyD: what

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The Three Musketeers

sunnyD: FUCK

sleepatron_3000: LMAOFEPRH GPWIHGRWPH

token_straight: you did that to yourself sunwoo

sunnyD: i want to commit suicide

sleepatron_3000: ੨( ･᷄ ︵･᷅ )ｼ

sunnyD: i wont actually youngjae

sleepatron_3000: (≧▽≦)

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✨yassified burn-outs ✨

Dilf: you should change it to Himbo™

whore:3: maybe
whore:3: changmins idea wasnt too bad either

certified_creep: YES MAKE IT a_spoon
certified_creep: I TOLD YOU GUYS HE HAD SPOON VIBES

bread.: what even are spoon vibes

certified_creep: if you dont know then i wont tell you

sleepatron_3000: younghoonie hyung you have spoon vibes

bread.: ...
bread.: im only accepting that because eric said it
bread.: and i cant get mad at eric

moon_cheese: sangyeon younghoon is coming for your father role

Dilf: im going to murder you

hellokittyenjoyer: does this mean he finally accepts his father role ?

Mom™: please dont hurt my boyfriend sangyeon

Dilf: ...
Dilf: fine
Dilf: you live to see another day kevin moon

whore:3: angry sangyeon is so hot i think i just nutted

token_straight: please
token_straight: shut the fuck up

hellokittyenjoyer: ( •_• )>⌐■-■

sleepatron_3000: IOHGREPIHI

certified_creep: i have full confidence that hyunjae secretly writes erotic fanfics of him and sangyeon

sunnyD: changmin please...

whore:3: who said it was secret

bread.: EW OH MY GOD

hellokittyenjoyer: and he wonders why his name is whore

Mom™: im going to class and when i get back the topic better have changed
Mom™: and no murdering anyone, do you hear me?

sunnyD: yes mom

Mom™: good
Mom™: okay bye <3

moon_cheese: BYE BYE I LOVE YOU <333

sleepatron_3000: i hate being single

token_straight: make your fucking move how about that

certified_creep: tea?

sleepatron_3000: how about you shut the fuck up hak

token_straight: okay loser

sleepatron_3000: SUNWOO THEYRE BEING MEAN TO ME

sunnyD:（'＿｀）
sunnyD: there there youngjae

sleepatron_3000: ヽ(　'　∇　｀　)ノ

moon_cheese: and he wonders why i call him a toddler
moon_cheese: hes 21 but acts 3

whore:3: i feel bad for laughing

hellokittyenjoyer: no you dont

whore:3: ...
whore:3: no i dont

certified_creep: IUWEGRFOIG PLEASE

bread.: the power chanhee holds

moon_cheese: ^^^

hellokittyenjoyer: it comes with being god

token_straight: go check your ego pls

hellokittyenjoyer: hak stop being homophobic

token_straight: ᕕ( ಠ‿ಠ)ᕗ
token_straight: i give up

Dilf: lol

sleepatron_3000: piHEPGIHERPG

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✨yassified burn-outs ✨

[whore:3 changed their name to 'Himbo™']

certified_creep: and not a_spoon??? :(((

Himbo™: sorry bestie
Himbo™: this one just fits better

sunnyD: at least hes self aware(?)

bread.: keyword "at least"

sleepatron_3000: spihgperihg

manstandingemoji: idk what i missed while i was in class but im scared to find out

sleepatron_3000: OMG HI JUYEONIE HYUNG !!!!!

manstandingemoji: hi eric

token_straight: and thats 18 times now

moon_cheese: not you actually keeping count what

hellokittyenjoyer: as if we expected anything else

sleepatron_3000: DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHO I RAN INTO TODAY ????

manstandingemoji: who

sunnyD: i hate that juyeon knows youngjae is only asking him

token_straight: same here honestly

sleepatron_3000: I MET CHANGMINNIE HYUNG
sleepatron_3000:

sunnyD: oh god hes been moved to hyung status this isnt good
sunnyD: hyunjae, hak, we need to enact Plan K.O.H.A.F.E.A.J.

token_straight: damn it dude already?

sunnyD: yes.

hellokittyenjoyer: that is the blurriest selfie ive ever fucking seen what the hell

bread.: be nice chanhee

hellokittyenjoyer: no

manstandingemoji: looks like fun eric

sleepatron_3000: IT WAS

certified_creep: it was fr
certified_creep: hes a lot more mature in person

Himbo™: you only say that bc you havent played video games with him yet
Himbo™: that man drives families apart

Dilf: i believe it

Mom™: protagonist shit honestly

hellokittyenjoyer: i cant believe eric is the main character and im just some side quest that lives in his world

moon_cheese: chanhee is a jobro confirmed

manstandingemoji: its giving Rohan Kishibe

bread.: ORIHGPEIH

hellokittyenjoyer: juyeon i swear to all that is mighty i will beat your 5'11 ass

manstandingemoji: how do you know how tall I am ?

sleepatron_3000: i love tall people <3

Mom™: you should be head over heels for younghoon then

bread.: god no
bread.: im gonna let juyeon deal with that kid

manstandingemoji: what

sleepatron_3000: what

certified_creep: the simpiest simp to ever simp vs. the personification of a rock

token_straight: juric in a nutshell

moon_cheese: we were all wrong, hak is the one writing the fanfiction

sunnyD: can confirm

token_straight: shut the fuck up kim sunwoo

sunnyD: make me you incel

hellokittyenjoyer: if you want your seven minutes in heaven go do it somewhere else you two

certified_creep: *sniff sniff* chanhee is that
certified_creep: is that jealousy i smell *sniff*

bread.: my god changmin *sniff sniff*
bread.: i think youre right

hellokittyenjoyer: i am going to kill both of you and no one is going to find your body

manstandingemoji: do it. No balls

sleepatron_3000: juyeon dont encourage him :(((((

manstandingemoji: ...
manstandingemoji: holy shit sunwoo how do you ever resist this guy

sunnyD: ah so hes gotten to you
sunnyD: it takes the willpower of a god to resist son youngjae
sunnyD: and youre just over chat, in person is even worse

Dilf: juyeon slowly crumbling to eric's power starts now and we're only like 6 chapters in

moon_cheese: why does everyone write fanfiction wtf is going on

certified_creep: PIEHRGPIEH PLEASE

Himbo™: kevins got a point tbh

sleepatron_3000: hyunjae hyung why would you encourage this ఠ_ఠ

Himbo™: sorry lil bro <3
Himbo™: i still love you <33

sleepatron_3000: ୧༼ ಠ益ಠ ༽୨

Mom™: eric dont you have practice now?

sleepatron_3000: oh fuck
sleepatron_3000: BYEEEEE GUYS
sleepatron_3000: BYE JUYEONIE HYUNG

sunnyD: motherfucker is playing favorites

manstandingemoji: bye eric

Dilf: mans is completely unbothered what

Himbo™: iron will fr

certified_creep: no hes just a hermit

moon_cheese: boyfriends who hermit together stay together?

hellokittyenjoyer: kevin moon i swear to god if you do not shut the fuck up with that absolute bullshit i will sew your mouth shut and feed you to Haknyeon's pigs alive

sunnyD: feisty

token_straight: my pigs are always hungry :)

moon_cheese: OIRHGRI JACOB HELP IM SCARED

Mom™: there there love

moon_cheese: (ಥ﹏ಥ)

certified_creep: weiprfhgwpiehf

bread.: interesting development

manstandingemoji: im scared

hellokittyenjoyer: good.

[K.O.H.A.F.E.A.J = keep other hyungs away from Eric and juyeon ]