Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: Your_god
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: manstandingemoji / Wiimusic
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: baebae
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dilf
Hyunjae: the_brightest
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bbangy-boo

Children of the Light

Dilf: how do i become someone's 13th reason

moon_cheese: how do you become what c( O.O )ɔ

Dilf: i need to make hyunjae suicidal

sunnyD: interesting

token_straight: what happened for you to finally crack

Dilf: one- i cracked a long time ago
Dilf: two- uhm yknow thats not the point

moon_cheese: you have my attention

sunnyD: sangyeon keeping secrets????

Dilf: its not a secret i just do not trust you three with this information

token_straight: ...okay thats fair

sunnyD: man

certified_creep: do you trust me (✿˵•́◡•̀˵)━✧.*

Dilf: absolutely not Ji Changmin you are the worst secret keeper

certified_creep: im xoxo gossip girl coded

Your_god: DO YOU TRUST ME DAD (•̤̀‿•̤́☆)

Dilf: next question

Your_god:（•́⍛•̀ )
Your_god: damn

moon_cheese: is this like a serious secret or are you just fucking with us

Dilf: uhm
Dilf: define serious

Your_god: you have a life-ending disease

certified_creep: youre changing schools(?)

sunnyD: all of hyunjae's flirting worked and now you have the hots for him and want to defile him with your mouth

moon_cheese: damnit sunwoo thats what i was gonna say

sunnyD: sorry pooks

Dilf: i plead the 5th to all of those

token_straight: so sunwoo was right

Dilf: that is not at all what i said

Your_god: oMG !! thats so exciting!!!!

Dilf: eric no

certified_creep: so are you gonna ask him out??? OMG CAN WE HELP

Dilf: (ᇂ_Jᇂ )
Dilf: i regret turning on my phone

moon_cheese: i mean you came to this gc,, when you could have gone to...idk younghoon or chanhee or jacob

Dilf: yes im realizing my mistake now

Your_god: its okay sangyeon we'll help !!

Dilf: i didnt even say with the information was

sunnyD: you want to make hyunjae suicidal,, it doesnt take a genius hyung

Dilf: you can silence yourself

sunnyD: no<3

Dilf: sigh
Dilf: im going back to work,, i was on break anyways

Your_god: im gonna tell hyunjae hyung to go visit you

Dilf: please dont

Your_god: too late :)

Dilf: now IM suicidal

token_straight: L
token_straight: anyways

certified_creep: SJSHSDKJ

moon_cheese: anyone else wanna go spy on sangmil

sunnyD: man we are twinning today bc i was about to say that

moon_cheese: omg

Your_god: LETS DO IT

token_straight: he works at the coffee shop near the humanities department, doesnt he?

certified_creep: yeah he does,, bro works like...? 14??? Hours a week??? I think??? Idk maybe more than that

sunnyD: lets all head there now,, try to cover up with masks and stuff

Your_god: WAIT IF WE'RE DOING DISGUISES

token_straight: loosely, but yes

Your_god: Kim Sunwoo

sunnyD: ...youngjae please

Your_god: NOPE. NO SWEATPANTS THIS TIME. YOU GOTTA WEAR REAL CLOTHES

sunnyD: FUCK

certified_creep: do it for the gossip Sunwoo PLEASE

sunnyD: ...

moon_cheese: one of us one of us one of us one of us-

sunnyD: FINE

Your_god: LETS GOOOOOO

token_straight: we stay winning

sunnyD: i hate all of you,, now lets meet in 15

certified_creep: YESSIR

━━━━━

we'll get through this </3

Your_god: okay guys i know hyunjae hyung betrayed us,,,

hellokittyenjoyer: us? He betrayed YOU

Your_god: okay yes me,, BUT i think we should add him in here anyways
Your_god: bc hes struggling too :(

hellokittyenjoyer: i call for a vote of the council
hellokittyenjoyer: all in favor of adding Hyunjae, say I

certified_creep: I

Your_god: I

hellokittyenjoyer: I
hellokittyenjoyer: add him eric

Your_god: OMG YAY

[Your_god added the_brightest]

Your_god: welcome hyunjae hyung !!

the_brightest: oh? What is this

hellokittyenjoyer: what do you think it is

the_brightest: a bottoms gc

Your_god: ...wait what

certified_creep: i mean...technically he's not wrong??

hellokittyenjoyer: we are NOT changing the gc name to that

the_brightest: so i was right

Your_god: anyways

the_brightest: wait if this is the bottoms gc why isnt jacob here

hellokittyenjoyer: hes not single

the_brightest: ooooh
the_brightest: now i understand the gc name

certified_creep: he catches on quick

Your_god: now that we're all here
Your_god: GOD I AM NOT YOUR STRONGEST SOLDIER

hellokittyenjoyer: tea?

the_brightest: spill bestie <3

certified_creep: what did my best friend juyeon do this time

Your_god: *sobs*
Your_god:

hellokittyenjoyer: are yall hanging out rn ??

Your_god: yes ♡(ŐωŐ人)

certified_creep: you stay winning eric

Your_god: WHY IS HE SO FUNNY IRL THIS ISNT FAIURUHWOEDBJ

the_brightest: is this all you do in this gc

hellokittyenjoyer: yes you dishwasher get with the program

the_brightest: ...
the_brightest: yeah okay hows that pining going you pinkie pie wannabe lookin ass

hellokittyenjoyer: count your days lee jaehyun because they are very limited

the_brightest: motherfucker you WISH your crush was progressing as well as mine is

certified_creep: i think younghoon is gonna ask me out soon but idk

Your_god: really??? Why do you think that?? Is he dropping hints???

certified_creep: mmm idk if its hints or my delusion

hellokittyenjoyer: your delusion

certified_creep: okay anti
certified_creep: anyways hyunjae,, how is your stalking going

the_brightest: wonderful tyvm
the_brightest: and i saw yall spying on us

Your_god: HOW

the_brightest: sunwoo was wearing real clothes,, i didnt even know he owned a pair of jeans

Your_god: okay yeah thats fair

certified_creep: much less high-fashion jeans

the_brightest: right??? What was that??? Eric you hold so much power lil bro

Your_god: i had to go mining in his closet for those stupid pants fr

hellokittyenjoyer: EXCUSE ME

certified_creep: oh right...
certified_creep: you didnt see...(─ ‿ ─)

the_brightest: he looked REALLY good chanhee,,,,(─ ‿ ─)

Your_god: ^^ very handsome (─ ‿ ─)

hellokittyenjoyer: PLEASE TELL ME YOU GOT A PHOTO

certified_creep: mmmm did we? ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)

Your_god: hmm i mightttt have one...

hellokittyenjoyer: eric i will buy you dinner tonight

Your_god: DEAL!
Your_god: here you go bestie
Your_god:

certified_creep: he even posed????

Your_god: hak threatened to take away his switch

certified_creep: PLEASE

the_brightest: so...chanhee...you good boo?

hellokittyenjoyer: i think i just ascended (๑˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥)

the_brightest: good to know

certified_creep: every day we prove this gc title wrong
certified_creep: we are NOT getting through this

Your_god: have faith!!!

certified_creep: you and chanhee are literally crashing and burning all the time

Your_god: ....uhm...no comment

hellokittyenjoyer: its okay eric, we can suffer together

the_brightest: what makes it more ironic is that juyeon and sunwoo are roomies hfjsjhshjshjdh

certified_creep: maybe we should change that(?)

Your_god: i kick haknyeon out and chanhee moves in with me

hellokittyenjoyer: that would mean hak and younghoon become roomies and idk if we really want them to be in the same space unsupervised

certified_creep: yeah that checks out

the_brightest: idea

hellokittyenjoyer: oh no

Your_god: speak newbie

certified_creep: PLEASOSDJKDS

the_brightest: ( ˘･з･)
the_brightest: sunwoo and eric become roomies,, hak goes to younghoon anyway (they'd be entertaining),, chanhee and juyeon become roomies

hellokittyenjoyer: why on gods green earth–

the_brightest: HEAR ME OUT
the_brightest: chanhee and eric become each others wingman

certified_creep: hearing you out rn

Your_god: mmmm sunwoo does hate paying rent,,,,

hellokittyenjoyer: love how we're just deciding this all without the people in question sdkjsdjhjdh

certified_creep: hak and younghoon wouldnt care

hellokittyenjoyer: thats true

Your_god: juyeonie hyung wouldnt either,, we only need to convince sunwoo

the_brightest: and its not as if hed say no to rooming with his bestie,, he and hak literally fought over it but hak won the game of rock paper scissors so sunwoo moved in with juyeon

certified_creep: ofc they settled it with rock paper scissors
certified_creep: typical sunhak move

hellokittyenjoyer: eric is just that irresistible

Your_god: you get me

hellokittyenjoyer: *✲☆⋆(˘ᴗ˘ )

the_brightest: eric is the only one to get kindness from chanhee,, special treatment is real

hellokittyenjoyer: its true i only love eric

Your_god: I STAY WINNING ᕦ(ò_óˇ)

certified_creep: the only winners here are actually moonbae,, the rest of us are delusional

hellokittyenjoyer: delusion looks awesome on us tho

certified_creep: very true

the_brightest: oh to be kevin and jacob

Your_god: hyung youre literally in a situationship with sangyeon,, which is more than the rest of us can say

the_brightest: LMAO??
the_brightest: wait changmin didnt you say you think younghoon is gonna ask you out

certified_creep: i also said i was probably being delusion bc i think he thinks im joking

hellokittyenjoyer: to be fair you were for a while

certified_creep: okay YES but NOW

Your_god: praying for you hyung ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶) ᕗ

certified_creep: ty eric <3

hellokittyenjoyer: like i said, watch eric win in the end

the_brightest: hes the main character

Your_god: well,, i AM god

hellokittyenjoyer: and youre doing a lovely job of being god baby

Your_god: (*˘︶˘*)

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Children of the Light

[manstandingemoji changed their name to 'Wiimusic']

Dilf: the end of an era

Wiimusic: i felt it was time

sunnyD: its fitting,, but then again so was man standing emoji

Wiimusic: believe it or not sunwoo but i am self aware

sunnyD: lord knows how

Dilf: you two seem very chummy today

sunnyD: we're besties actually ( - 、- )

Wiimusic: ...

sunnyD: oh sorry * (∗❛‿❛)

Wiimusic: yeah thats what i thought

Dilf: so whats going on with you two

sunnyD: im contemplating ending it all bc of my exams

Wiimusic: i just drank the most life-changing coffee ever in my life

Dilf: ...the duality of man

sunnyD: juyeon bring me some

Wiimusic: what do i get in return

sunnyD: my love and affection

Wiimusic: (ーー;)
Wiimusic: hhhhhh fine

sunnyD: ty hyung <33

Dilf: you two confuse me,, a lot,,

Wiimusic: how

sunnyD: ^^

Dilf: you act like siblings,, but not in a brother way
Dilf: in like a sister way

sunnyD: i have a sister and i take offense to that

Wiimusic: well according to sangyeon, i am the sister sunwoo

sunnyD: that
sunnyD: no that wasnt funny

Dilf: that was hilarious actually

Wiimusic: at least someone appreciates me

Dilf: (i kinda wanna tag him)

sunnyD: (bet)

Wiimusic: (who are we tagging and why are we whispering)

sunnyD: (shut up you burnt fish carcass)

Wiimusic: (hmm learning from chanhee are we?)

sunnyD: (i do NOT want to have this conversation with you)

Wiimusic: (teehee,, sangyeon look at this)

Dilf: (what is it)

sunnyD: (juyeon istg you are so DEAD)

Wiimusic:

Dilf: (thats some pretty damning evidence kim sunwoo)

sunnyD: (I HATE YOU BOTH)

Wiimusic: (wait till you see the photo he was talking about sangyeon)

Dilf: (oh yes do show me)

sunnyD: (JUYEON PLEASEKJDH DONTOIDKJH)

Wiimusic: (shut up sunwoo im doing the lords work rn)
Wiimusic:

Dilf: (ahhh)
Dilf: (good luck to you sunwoo)

sunnyD: (i hate you both...so much)

Dilf: (whered the bunny come from btw)

Wiimusic: (i think his friend is a veterinary major? Not too sure but he posted that on instagram a few days ago)

Dilf: (ooooh)

sunnyD: (sobbing)

Wiimusic: (there there sunwoo,, im sure you have a chance)
Wiimusic: (even if its v slim)

Dilf: (we'll be your wingman)

sunnyD: (no offense but i would rather kill myself than let you two do that)

Wiimusic: (...yeah okay thats valid)

Dilf: (hello???? Im the best wingman)

sunnyD: (delusion is a wonderful look on you hyung)

Dilf: (....)

Wiimusic: (anyways,, now that sunwoo has been thoroughly embarrassed, my job here is done)

sunnyD: (bring me that fucking coffee you prick)

Wiimusic: (ofc)

Dilf: (i stay confused)

🐵: am I funny yet? Who am I kidding ofc I am !! Anyways I wanted to show the jusun bestie-ness there at the end and IM SORRY THERE WAS NO JACOB IN THIS I PROMISE HE'LL BE IN THE NEXT ONE !!! And bro I spent 30 minutes looking for the right picture of Sunwoo THE THINGS I DO FOR THIS FIC anyways okay BYEEEE ILY