Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: sleepatron_3000
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: manstandingemoji
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: baebae
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dad™
Hyunjae: the_yassifier / whore:3
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bread.

Cs get degrees

sleepatron_3000: hypothetically speaking
sleepatron_3000: if i somehow ended up with Mr. Jeong's corpse in my dorm
sleepatron_3000: would any of you help me hide his body

the_yassifier: eric it is fuckass in the morning what is going on

certified_creep: the language department chair?

sleepatron_3000: him yeah

certified_creep: fuck yeah i would

sleepatron_3000: okay awesome
sleepatron_3000: youre my new best friend

sunnyD:（'＿｀）

token_straight: BWAHAHAAH YOU GOT REPLACED SO EASILY

sunnyD: it is what it is

certified_creep: sorry bestie <33

the_yassifier: is no one else concerned about erics thoughts ?¿?¿?¿?

moon_cheese: hyunjae we all know youve said the same thing at one point

the_yassifier: no i havent

hellokittyenjoyer: as much as im enjoying this conversation can you all please stfu
hellokittyenjoyer: it is too early for yalls bullshit

certified_creep: feisty

hellokittyenjoyer: ...
hellokittyenjoyer: someone come control this feral animal

baebae: changmin please lay off him

certified_creep: hater (▰˘︹˘▰)

moon_cheese: my boyfriend is not a hater

certified_creep: your boyfriend is the hatiest hater to ever hate

the_yassifier: changmin are you homophobic

certified_creep: yes
certified_creep: i hate gay people

sunnyD: BWAHOEWFIUHSOEF

hellokittyenjoyer: and so the truth is finally revealed

certified_creep: i lied i love gay people idk what hyunjae is talking about

Dad™: yall PLEASE be quiet

hellokittyenjoyer: i tried that,, instead i got sucked in

the_yassifier: i personally dont enjoy the fact that eric started this whole thing and now hes silent as a mouse

token_straight: he fell alseep

certified_creep: he fucking what

sunnyD: yeah thats like, his one major flaw

moon_cheese: more like a blessing
moon_cheese: the little shit can fall asleep anywhere

the_yassifier: can confirm
the_yassifier: i once found him passed out in the corner of the shower
the_yassifier: scared the everloving jesus out of me

Dad™: ...
Dad™: why are yall friends with this dude

certified_creep: HABWPIRWFGW

baebae: sangyeon be nice

sunnyD: i ask myself that everyday

hellokittyenjoyer: we never said it was a willing friendship,, he just kind of sticks to you
hellokittyenjoyer: you have no say in the matter

Dad™: that sounds like changmin

certified_creep: that sounds like me

token_straight: i-

moon_cheese: BEHUFOWUR PLEASE

manstandingemoji: what is going on

sunnyD: just scroll up dude

manstandingemoji: i did
manstandingemoji: my question remains unanswered

sleepatron_3000: omg hi juyeon

manstandingemoji: hi eric

token_straight: ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)

sunnyD: (ーー;)

moon_cheese: oooooh
moon_cheese: now i see why this gc was made

certified_creep: hes aWAKE !?!?! THATS ALL IT TOOK???

the_yassifier: im cackling i cant- dflkgns;kgn;f

bread.: its okay changmin,, you get used to it

token_straight: he fell asleep again

bread.: case in point

hellokittyenjoyer: Σ(｀L_｀ )

baebae: how do you even know all this hak?

token_straight: im his dorm mate(??)

certified_creep: and here i was thinking it'd be sunwoo

sunnyD: me and juyeon share an apartment
sunnyD: changmin you KNOW this

certified_creep: idk what youre talking about

moon_cheese: please pihgreipohg

manstandingemoji: ('-ι_-｀)

hellokittyenjoyer: my point exactly ^

bread.: what point

manstandingemoji: you just wouldnt get it

hellokittyenjoyer: yeah you just wouldnt get it younghoonie

bread.: what ('エ｀；)

the_yassifier: did younghoon just get replaced?????

hellokittyenjoyer: yes
hellokittyenjoyer: juyeon is my bestie now

manstandingemoji: fuck yeah

sleepatron_3000: ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

sunnyD: ...
sunnyD: youngjae i know youre going through it right now but that emoji is so fucking ugly i cant stand it

certified_creep: WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS SLEEP SCHEDULE?!@?!?!?!

sleepatron_3000:（；へ：）

sunnyD: ill take it

sleepatron_3000: (ﾉ≧ڡ≦)

━━━━━

Cs get degrees

[token_straight changed the chat name to 'people i tolerate + sunwoo']

Dad™: ...

sunnyD: nah thats fair

moon_cheese: i think the fuck not

[moon_cheese changed the chat name to 'The Locker Room™']

the_yassifier: wtf kevin thats so much worse

[the_yassifier changed the chat name to 'people who blow up my phone too much']

certified_creep: too long

[certified_creep changed the chat name to 'boy meets world']

hellokittyenjoyer: thats so stupid

sleepatron_3000: you guys are really bad at this
sleepatron_3000: like have you never made a gc before?
sleepatron_3000: lame ass names smh

[sleepatron_3000 changed the chat name to '✨yassified burn-outs ✨']

Dad™: oh for heavens sake

token_straight: eric youre just exposing yourself

sleepatron_3000: okay and?
sleepatron_3000: which one of us had a breakdown at 3am the night before our start of junior year??

token_straight: you are so fucking annoying

manstandingemoji: idk i think its funny

━━━━━

The three musketeers

sleepatron_3000: DID YOU SEE THAT HE THINKS IM FUNNY

token_straight: you make me so homophobic

sleepatron_3000: Σ(￣ロ￣lll)

sunnyD: same

sleepatron_3000: HATERS BOTH OF YOU

━━━━━

✨yassified burn-outs ✨

the_yassifier: but now it looks like me

sunnyD: change your name????
sunnyD: "the_yassifier" doesnt even fit you that well

the_yassifier: ( ｏ'_｀ｏ)
the_yassifier: i think it does

moon_cheese: i mean like,,, kinda? But not really

the_yassifier: fine then what do i change it to

sleepatron_3000: himbo™

sunnyD: whore:3

moon_cheese: brighterthanyourfuture

certified_creep: a_spoon

hellokittyenjoyer: colgate_teethwhitener

the_yassifier: chanhee what the fuck

hellokittyenjoyer: i said what i said

sunnyD: i personally vote for either mine or changmins

Dad™: whore? Really?

bread.: must we remind you, sangyeon, that the first thing he said to you in this gc was "AWOOGA"

Dad™: (゜-゜)
Dad™: nevermind, continue on

sleepatron_3000: iuefouwehfou

the_yassifier: i hate all of you

hellokittyenjoyer: go with mine

the_yassifier: ...
the_yassifier: absolutely not

hellokittyenjoyer: bitch

certified_creep: please (-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄_-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ )

the_yassifier: this is so hard because all of the options are bad

sunnyD: you could also use, oh idk, your own imagination

moon_cheese: dont be ridiculous sunwoo, hes not that independent

the_yassifier: (˚ㄥ_˚)

[the_yassifier changed their name to 'kevinhateclub']

moon_cheese: okay fuck you too

[moon_cheese changed their name to 'hyunjaehateclub']

token_straight: jesus christ

Dad™: arent yall friends

kevinhateclub: not anymore
kevinhateclub: ༼つಠ益ಠ ༽つ ─=≡ΣO))

hyunjaehateclub: ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)

sleepatron_3000: ʘ‿ʘ

[sleepatron_3000 changed 'kevinhateclub' to 'whore:3']

[sleepatron_3000 changed 'hyunjaehateclub' to 'moon_cheese']

sleepatron_3000: now both of you be nice

sunnyD: aw look at you youngjae
sunnyD: being an adult for once <33

sleepatron_3000: i will kill you in your sleep kim sunwoo

whore:3: wait wait wait why am i whore
whore:3: thats not fair

sleepatron_3000: its either that or himbo™ and we already have a user with ™

Dad™:（＾ｖ＾）

whore:3: nvm i love my username never changing it again

certified_creep: simp behavior???

moon_cheese: oh absolutely

hellokittyenjoyer: ah the things hyunjae does for love

whore:3: (⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)︻̷┻̿═━一-

hellokittyenjoyer: as if you have the balls to hurt me

whore:3: yeah you right

bread.: and once again chanhee is on top

manstandingemoji: lol

certified_creep: i still think you should have gone with a_spoon

token_straight: but that makes no sense

certified_creep: yes it does
certified_creep: he has spoon vibes

whore:3: i have w h a t now ¿ ? ¿

sleepatron_3000: no no changmins got a point

whore:3: ERIC

sleepatron_3000: WHAT

Dad™: oh my god

baebae: took the words right out of my mouth sangyeon

sunnyD: lmaoooooo