Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: sleepatron_3000
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: manstandingemoji
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: baebae
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dad™
Hyunjae: the_yassifier
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bread.

The three musketeers

sleepatron_3000: i have an idea

token_straight: no

sunnyD: wait wait i wanna hear this

sleepatron_3000: it wont be like last time
sleepatron_3000: i promise

token_straight: doubtful
token_straight: but continue

sleepatron_3000: what if we made a gc for everyone we know

sunnyD: ...i have a feeling there is another reason for this

sleepatron_3000: is it so wrong to want some more friends my dear sunwoo

sunnyD: (￣□￣)
sunnyD: you can take your extrovertism and shove it right up your ass sohn youngjae

token_straight: OIHRGOREH

sleepatron_3000: ugh fine okay so MAYBE i want to be in a gc with juyeon because MAYBE i want to actually have a reason to talk to him (⊃д⊂)

token_straight: quick sunwoo act surprised

sunnyD: (∩╹□╹∩)

sleepatron_3000: i hate both of you so much

token_straight: youre the one who wants to have a gc as an excuse to take to the love of your life

sunnyD: ^^^^

sleepatron_3000: ...
sleepatron_3000: i mean i do also want hyunjae to finally find a boyfriend because all he does is complain about being single and im a little over it

sunnyD: LMAO
sunnyD: do i have the man for him

token_straight: who

sunnyD: all in good time my little heterosexual

token_straight: ʘ‿ʘ
token_straight: watch your back kim sunwoo, cuz theres a target on it now

sunnyD: oOoOooOooOo how you scare me so

sleepatron_3000: osurgwoguh can we please get back to making this gc

token_straight: wait you were being serious?

sleepatron_3000: OF COURSE I WAS

sunnyD: hes a lost cause hak,,

token_straight: i see that now

sleepatron_3000:（◞‸◟ ）

sunnyD: yes yes go make your silly little gc youngjae

sleepatron_3000: ୧⍢⃝୨

━━━━━

[sleepatron_3000 added token_straight, sunnyD, hellokittyenjoyer, moon_cheese, the_yassifier, bread.]

[sunnyD added manstandingemoji, baebae, Dad™, certified_creep]

[sleepatron_3000 changed the chat name to 'Cs get degrees']

token_straight: i cant believe he really had it in him

sunnyD: he let his intrusive thoughts take over again

sleepatron_3000: both of you stfu
sleepatron_3000: WELCOME THE REST OF YOU

the_yassifier: eric, i love you, but what is this

hellokittyenjoyer: ^^^

sleepatron_3000: a gc for our friends to come together and all be besties

token_straight: hes filled with lies
token_straight: i have the screenshots to prove it

sunnyD: yes good
sunnyD: blackmail him

sleepatron_3000: (•‿•)

Dad™: sunwoo arent you in a lecture right now

sunnyD: ....no

sleepatron_3000: YES HE IS
sleepatron_3000: IDK WHO YOU ARE DAD™ BUT YES HE IS

Dad™: wouldnt it be in your best interest to pay attention? ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

sunnyD: youngjae you better watch yourself because once i get out of class you are a dead man

certified_creep: sunwoo be nice

Dad™: changmin even i know youre asking the impossible

token_straight: tea

moon_cheese: what is going on
moon_cheese: why am i here

baebae: kevin !!!

moon_cheese: jacob !!!!

baebae: how are you my love <333

moon_cheese: i am so slay
moon_cheese: how are you ???? <3

baebae: im good ! i just finished class !!

moon_cheese: omg yay
moon_cheese: anyways do you know why we're in this gc

baebae: no clue (＾ω＾)

sunnyD: youre in here because youngjae is a lonely piece of shit

manstandingemoji: ha
manstandingemoji: same

━━━━━

The three musketeers

sleepatron_3000: OH MY GOD HES HERE HE SPOKE WHAT DO I DO

sunnyD: he wasnt even responding to you dipshit
sunnyD: he was responding to me

token_straight: and all he said was "ha same" like bestie its not a proposal

sleepatron_3000: STFU LET ME DREAM

━━━━━

Cs get degrees

Dad™: that doesnt seem like a strong reason

token_straight: thats what i said

hellokittyenjoyer: (≧◡≦)

sleepatron_3000: dont laugh at me

the_yassifier: no laugh harder

hellokittyenjoyer: (≧∇≦)

moon_cheese: orghwpoirhfwirh

certitifed_creep: idk who you are but yall funny fr

sleepatron_3000: oMG WE SHOULD INTRODUCE OURSELVES
sleepatron_3000: LIKE WITH PICS AND STUFF
sleepatron_3000: ALSO LIKE PRONOUNS/GENDER OR SMTH

Dad™: ah now i know why the name eric rings a bell
Dad™: sunwoo talks a lot about your energy
Dad™: and its...excessiveness

the_yassifier: LMAOGHWO0E UFGHUO

sleepatron_3000: ଵ˛̼ଵ

sunnyD: ugh the things i do for friendship
sunnyD: yes youngjae lets introduce ourselves

sleepatron_3000: (ノ^∇^)
sleepatron_3000: im eric, im 21, he/him,, and im on the volleyball team
sleepatron_3000:

bread.: idk why im surprised that he was being serious

token_straight: i was wondering when youd show up

bread.: i just got out of class,, thats why

sleepatron_3000: SUNWOO YOURE NEXT

sunnyD: ...
sunnyD: i hate my life
sunnyD: so much

certified_creep: SPSPSIFEWJL

sunnyD: im sunwoo, he/him, im 21 and..im on the soccer team ig
sunnyD:

sleepatron_3000: look at how sexc my bestie is

sunnyD: i will kill you in your sleep

sleepatron_3000: kinky ;)

certified_creep: is he always like this?

bread.: yes

certified_creep: okay cool just checking

token_straight: before eric yells in my ear i'll go
token_straight: im haknyeon but just hak is fine,, i use he/him, im 22 and im also doing soccer
token_straight:

sunnyD: as payback for calling me out im making dad go

Dad™: what did i do to deserve this life?
Dad™: fine
Dad™: I'm Sangyeon and I'm 24. I also use he/him
Dad™:

the_yassifier: AWOOGA
the_yassifier: sorry
the_yassifier: actually no im not,, aw00ga all the way

manstandingemoji: even im not that shameless what

the_yassifier: stfu stranger

sleepatron_3000: to embarrass you further hyunjae im making you go next

the_yassifier: you cant make me do shit

sleepatron_3000: if you do not introduce yourself, i will do it for you
sleepatron_3000: picture included

the_yassifier: HI IM HYUNJAE IM 23 IM A HE/HIM AND IM ON THE SOCCER TEAM WITH SUNWOO AND HAK
the_yassifier:

hellokittyenjoyer: ew hyunjae why do you look straight

certified_creep: oh my god it talks

hellokittyenjoyer: im sorry
hellokittyenjoyer: it?

token_straight: bad move my guy

hellokittyenjoyer: (눈_눈)
hellokittyenjoyer: im Chanhee, im 23, im not an "it"
hellokittyenjoyer:

hellokittyenjoyer: i also use he/they

certified_creep: am i in love rn?

hellokittyenjoyer: i would rather be beaten and tortured than have you fall for me

certified_creep: damn
certified_creep: well i guess that leaves me no choice,, im Changmin, i use he/him, Im 23 and on the dance team
certified_creep:

manstandingemoji: my guy
manstandingemoji: what is going on with that hair

certified_creep: stfu juyeon i was washing my face (ಥ﹏ಥ)

hellokittyenjoyer: no keep bullying him juyon

manstandingemoji: ...its juyeon

hellokittyenjoyer: how was i supposed to know that

sleepatron_3000: chanhee he just said it like 4 messages ago T-T

sunnyD: just introduce yourself hyung

manstandingemoji: fine. hi, im juyeon im 23 uhhhh he/him OH and im also on the dance team
manstandingemoji:

sunnyD: once again typing how you talk

manstandingemoji: i literally cant help it

certified_creep: YOU TYPED OUT 'uhhh'

manstandingemoji: LEAVE ME ALONE

Dad™: (・・)

certified_creep: sorry

manstandingemoji: sorry

sleepatron_3000: LMAO THE POWER HE HOLDS

the_yassifier: the power he holds (͡• ͜໒ ͡• )

token_straight: ew oh my god

baebae: lets move on shall we?
baebae: im jacob, im 24, i use he/him pronouns and im dating kevin<33
baebae:

moon_cheese: I TOOK THAT PHOTO
moon_cheese: im the kevin he is dating,, im 23 and also use he/they
moon_cheese:

sleepatron_3000: that just leaves you bbang <33

bread.: wait im last?

sunnyD: took your sweet time my guy

bread.: ( /・・)ノ
bread.: im younghoon, im 24, and i use he/him
bread.:

sleepatron_3000: OMG THATS ALL OF USSSSSSSS YAYAAYAY
sleepatron_3000: IM ALSO GOING TO BE LATE FOR VB PRACTICE SO BYE

sunnyD: little shit

token_straight: to be fair,, we also have practice soon

sunnyD: what no we dont

the_yassifier: wait yes we do

sunnyD: fuck my life

Dad™: dont get injured <333

sunnyD: i hope i break my spine <3333

manstandingemoji: rebellious as always i see

certified_creep: not even pretending to act surprised juyeon

manstandingemoji: oh sorry lemme just
manstandingemoji: (゜ロ゜)

hellokittyenjoyer: sofnrpgip
hellokittyenjoyer: yall funny

bread.: speaking of funny
bread.: chanhee you still owe me a coffee

hellokittyenjoyer: idk what that has to do with comedy but fine
hellokittyenjoyer: where are you?

bread.: ill send my location,, hold on

certified_creep: planning a date right in front of my salad ¿¿¿ Wow

hellokittyenjoyer: the anger you bring out in me is...astonishing

moon_cheese: omg we should go on a date babe

baebae: omg we should !!

manstandingemoji: i feel...very single

hellokittyenjoyer: actually same

bread.: lol

certified_creep: omg youre single this is great

hellokittyenjoyer: apologies changmin but my heart belongs to another man

certified_creep: GASP
certified_creep: NOOOOOOOOOO

bread.: haha

certified_creep: IS IT YOU YOUNGHOON

bread.: what? No
bread.: i love chanhee but hes wayyyy too high maintenance for me

manstandingemoji: tea

hellokittyenjoyer: the "other man" is not here rn

certified_creep: OH MY GOD IS IT ONE OF THE SOCCER DUDES?¿?!?!¿
certified_creep: cuz it sure as hell aint eric

hellokittyenjoyer: no its not fucking eric

certified_creep: OMG I WAS RIGHT

hellokittyenjoyer: fuck ive said too much
hellokittyenjoyer: gasp look at the time ive got to go byeeeeeee

manstandingemoji: i-
manstandingemoji: good going changmin you made him run

certified_creep: up your shut lee juyeon

bread.: damn

Dad™: wtf (ಥ_ʖಥ)

baebae: ^^^^

moon_cheese: day 1 and this is what we've come to