Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: rizzatron_3000
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: manstandingemoji
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: Mom™
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dilf
Hyunjae: Himbo™
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bread.

SNU Crime Syndicate

moon_cheese: youve noona'd your last neomu yeppeo
moon_cheese: (⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)︻̷┻̿═━一-

certified_creep:

bread.: kevin saw that we were getting boring and took it upon himself to ruin it

hellokittyenjoyer: Kevin "things have been a bit too chummy around here" Moon

moon_cheese: AND DONT YOU FORGET IT

bread.: ( -д-；)

rizzatron_3000: its the shawol-ification of gun violence

certified_creep: jesus eric

rizzatron_3000: what??? Im not wrong

certified_creep: that doesnt mean you need to say it out loud !

rizzatron_3000: hater

certified_creep: the hatiest

hellokittyenjoyer: did i miss something why are you two suddenly besties

rizzatron_3000: its okay chanhee hyung you can say youre jealous

hellokittyenjoyer: choke on a rock eric sohn

rizzatron_3000: ('ﾟωﾟ｀ )

bread.: be nice chanhee

hellokittyenjoyer: no <3

bread.: well eric i tried

moon_cheese: oHFOIHSORIG

Mom™: who wants a stupid picture of kim sunwoo ??? (〜^∇^)〜

rizzatron_3000: mE OMG OMG

certified_creep: ME TOO

Mom™: HERE YOU GO !!
Mom™:

hellokittyenjoyer: catching z's fr

bread.: why are his headphones like that

Mom™: hell if i knew

moon_cheese: ty for doing the lords work babe

Mom™: ofc my love <33

moon_cheese: <33

sunnyD: youre dead to me jacob

Mom™: yeah yeah if you say so

certified_creep: jacob woke up today and chose violence what

bread.: the character development he's always needed

rizzatron_3000: OPIHGROIEHG

manstandingemoji: sunwoo i told you to get more sleep

sunnyD: up your shut

rizzatron_3000: HI JUYEONIE HYUNGヾ(^ ^ゞ

manstandingemoji: hi eric

token_straight: that makes it 29 times now

hellokittyenjoyer: we love their consistency

bread.: ^^^
bread.: the true OTP
bread.: sorry moonbae

moon_cheese: no no its understandable

Mom™: im a juric stan its okay

certified_creep: i hear you guys
certified_creep: but personally im rooting for sungmil

Himbo™: LETS GOOOOO

rizzatron_3000: i cant believe sungmil is more likely than me ( lll-ω- )

manstandingemoji: i dont get it

rizzatron_3000: dont sweat it juyeonie hyung
rizzatron_3000: please

bread.: and so eric returns to the closet

rizzatron_3000: SHUT UP

token_straight: there there eric

Himbo™: we love you

rizzatron_3000: (.づ◡﹏◡)づ.

certified_creep: i cant rogheoi

sunnyD: not to be homophobic
sunnyD: but why are you all so fucking gay

hellokittyenjoyer: sunwoo you wanna kiss us so bad it makes you look stupid

sunnyD: kill yourself

bread.: BWAHAHAHAHAHA

manstandingemoji: what goes on ('-ι_-｀)

Mom™: ^^^
Mom™: theres not going to be any suicide on my watch

hellokittyenjoyer: as if the world could continue if i wasnt on it

moon_cheese: and here i was thinking youd be humble for once

hellokittyenjoyer: humility is overrated kevin moon

moon_cheese: fair enough

rizzatron_3000: sobbing crying shitting bricks pissing cement bleeding gasoline

Himbo™: fair

sunnyD: youngjae please

rizzatron_3000: ʕ￫ᴥ￩ʔ

sunnyD: you disgust me

rizzatron_3000: (☍﹏⁰)｡

manstandingemoji: im so confused

token_straight: bruh how

certified_creep: juyeon has the emotional range of a post-it hak,, dont expect too much of him

manstandingemoji: BRUH

certified_creep: BWAHAHAH

bread.: oirgheoirhofd why is it true

Mom™: can we PLEASE be nice to juyeon for once

sunnyD: absolutely not

moon_cheese: hes too hot
moon_cheese: we have to destroy him somehow

Himbo™: god imagine if juyeon had chanhee's personality
Himbo™: we'd all be dead

manstandingemoji: ( '-＿-' )

hellokittyenjoyer: wdym by that hyunjae

Himbo™: i think you know exactly what i mean

bread.: and hes right chanhee

hellokittyenjoyer: im going ot murder you younghoon

rizzatron_3000: please dont kill younghoonie hyung
rizzatron_3000: he was going to buy me lunch today :((

hellokittyenjoyer: ...
hellokittyenjoyer: fine

Mom™: good glad that's settled

token_straight: this is so stupid

sunnyD: ^^^^

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SNU Crime Syndicate

Dilf: how can you tell if someone just came out as a lesbian without saying she's a lesbian

hellokittyenjoyer: ...what

certified_creep: sangyeon wtf (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Dilf: look,,
Dilf: i can explain

sunnyD: you better
sunnyD: i mean not to be that guy but i hope you arent a lesbian

Dilf: how could i be a lesbian ??

hellokittyenjoyer: dont be lesbaphobic sangyeon anyone can be a lesbian

Dilf: BRUH
Dilf: can someone just answer my question

manstandingemoji: you didnt give us enough context to answer it

Dilf: JUYEON MY SAVING GRACE
Dilf: yOU KNOW LESBIANS CAN YOU HELP

manstandingemoji: ...

certified_creep: BWAHAHAHAHA
certified_creep: HES RIGHT JUYEON

manstandingemoji: shut the fuck up changmin

Dilf: anyways
Dilf:  my professor just said "how can you call yourself gay when you haven't watched Rocky Horror Picture Show?" bc we were talking about queer movies and everyone in the class has kinda just assumed she's a lesbian but then she said this so now im thinking we were right but maybe we arent

hellokittyenjoyer: oh

token_straight: yass queen slay i guess

Himbo™: hak stop being homophobic

token_straight: no

Dilf: guys please (つд⊂)

manstandingemoji: nvm im homophobic too

rizzatron_3000: what (☍﹏⁰)｡

manstandingemoji: oh hi eric

rizzatron_3000: (ʘᗩʘ')
rizzatron_3000: HI JUYEONIE HYUNGヾ(＾∇＾)

Himbo™: oh (; ꒪ö꒪)

certified_creep: my (☉_ ☉)

sunnyD: god ( ;ↀ⌓ↀ)

sunnyD: juyeon said it first

Himbo™: LOOK AT YOU ERIC YOURE GOING PLACES

rizzatron_3000: i would like to thank sunwoo and hak for letting me make this gc
rizzatron_3000: and i would like to thank jacob for always having my back
rizzatron_3000: (੭ˊ͈ ꒵ˋ͈)੭̸*✧⁺˚

Mom™: happy to help (*˘︶˘*)

manstandingemoji: ...wtf

Dilf: i think she just came out as a lesbian tbh

hellokittyenjoyer: THEN WHY EVEN ASK US IN THE FIRST PLACE

Dilf: BECAUSE THE ROOM WENT DEAD SILENT AND MY PROFESSOR DIDN'T NOTICE SO WE ALL STARTED GOING INSANE CHANHEE

token_straight: ew sangyeon and caps dont mix

moon_cheese: ^^^

Mom™:omg hi babe !!

moon_cheese: cobbie !!! hi !!! <33

rizzatron_3000: and my moment is stolen

Himbo™: there there eric
Himbo™: i'll buy you cake or smth

rizzatron_3000: ヾ(☆▽☆)

bread.: oh so youre just letting ANYBODY buy you food huh

rizzatron_3000: yes
rizzatron_3000: food is fuel younghoonie hyung

sunnyD: so true bestie

manstandingemoji: where has this conversation gone

certified_creep: is that really the question you want to ask?

manstandingemoji: what else is there to question

moon_cheese: why youve been moved to hyung status when you havent even bought eric food meanwhile ive been paying for like half his meals and im still just Kevin
moon_cheese: kevin moon if hes angry

rizzatron_3000: i dont get angry

sunnyD: do i need to bring up last chapter

rizzatron_3000: stfu sunwoo

token_straight: and now sunwoo has started a fanfic

Dilf: why is everyone writing juric ff

Himbo™: as if you dont

Dilf: ...
Dilf: im not acknowledging you

Himbo™: ⊃゜Д゜）⊃

hellokittyenjoyer: damn right where it hurts

bread.: sangyeon is depressed bc his hot sexy professor is a lesbian

Dilf: i give up (　'_ﾉ' )

Mom™: there there sangyeon

Dilf: ty jacob
Dilf: the only person who understands me

sunnyD: yeah lets hope it stays that way

rizzatron_3000: FOUL SUNWOO

sunnyD: ITS FUNNY STFU

moon_cheese: sangyeon stop hitting on my boyfriend

Dilf: IM NOT

certified_creep: tommy stop being sexist

manstandingemoji: iM NOT BEING SEXI–

token_straight: as you should

bread.: thats it im killing myself

hellokittyenjoyer: fucking finally

Himbo™: chanheE PLEASE