Sunwoo: sunnyD
Eric: rizzatron_3000
Hak: token_straight
Juyeon: manstandingemoji
Chanhee: hellokittyenjoyer
Jacob: baebae
Kevin: moon_cheese
Sangyeon: Dilf
Hyunjae: the_brightest
Changmin: certified_creep
Younghoon: bbangy-boo

Eric's Crime Syndicate

token_straight: oh my god I have an idea

bbangy-boo: mmmm doubtful

sunnyD: his stupidity is about to shine through rn guys just watch

token_straight: WOW OKAY-

rizzatron_3000: guys shut up I'm curious

token_straight: Eric,, my only friend

rizzatron_3000: it's true <33

token_straight: but ANYWAYS onto my IDEA

sunnyD: cringing rn

token_straight: WE SHOULD ALL MEET UP

bbangy-boo: oh

moon_cheese: still cringing sunwoo??

sunnyD: it's a perpetual state of being actually

token_straight: damn y'all can just say no

rizzatron_3000: I WANT TO !!!!

hellokittyenjoyer: we know pooks

rizzatron_3000: ...

token_straight: fine guess it'll just be me and eric then because the rest of you are LOSERS

Dilf: that could be fun

token_straight: oMG REALLY?? CAN WE DAD??

Dilf: yeah

certified_creep: sangyeon finally accepting his role as sunhakric's dad?

Dilf: key word here being finally

moon_cheese: @the_brightest

the_brightest: whats up

moon_cheese: scroll

the_brightest: oMG???? DADDY??

Dilf: nevermind

sunnyD: dear god can we get back to the hangout

hellokittyenjoyer: are we just gonna ignore how changmin shoved their names together

certified_creep: ....i do it for all of you tho?

bbangy-boo: you what

moon_cheese: SHIP NAMES???:&4&;&:&

manstandingemoji: dear god this again?

rizzatron_3000: HI JUYEONIE HYUNG !! <33

manstandingemoji: hi eric

token_straight: 50 times

Dilf: changmin do you care to tell us these names

baebae: why would you ask that sangyeon

Dilf: color me curious

certified_creep: sure !
certified_creep: first one is sangmil !

Dilf: nevermind

moon_cheese: LMAO

the_brightest: damn(╥_╥)

certified_creep: second one is moonbae but everyone knows that

moon_cheese: teehee

baebae: <3

manstandingemoji: ignoring both of you

moon_cheese: bitch

certified_creep: third is juric !!

rizzatron_3000: YAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAAYY

manstandingemoji: howd that happen

rizzatron_3000: i take back my yayyaayayyay (☍﹏⁰)｡

sunnyD: there there youngjae

token_straight: DAMN the jae brothers are not winning today

certified_creep: FOURTH IS BBANGKYU AKA ME AND POOKIE

bbangy-boo: <3

hellokittyenjoyer: heLLO???

baebae: now that's a development

the_brightest: i cant believe banana boy and chucky-doll are more likely than me and daddy

Dilf: please stop

the_brightest: ngh~ sangyeon~!

Dilf: im suicidal now

certified_creep: ignoring that ^_^
certified_creep: next is sunnyu

sunnyD: ,,,

hellokittyenjoyer: ..

rizzatron_3000: *cricket noises*

manstandingemoji: damn that got no reaction

certified_creep: they're at the bottom of the list for a reason juyeon

manstandingemoji: fair

token_straight: NOW BACK TO ALL OF US HANIGNG OUT

baebae: oooo i like that idea !!

moon_cheese: if cobbie is in,, then so am i

Dilf: we already know eric is in
Dilf: which by default means sunwoo is in

sunnyD: unfortunately

token_straight: suck my dick

sunnyD: that shrimpy thing? No way

certified_creep: SOMEONE woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning (≖͞_≖̥)

sunnyD: woke up in ur moms bed

certified_creep: i stand correct

bbangy-boo: sunwoo is violent today good lord

hellokittyenjoyer: he's violent everyday

sunnyD: you get me

hellokittyenjoyer: someone has to

rizzatron_3000: (・⌓・)

the_brightest: eric is right there oergheoirhgoif

manstandingemoji: dw guys sunwoo just lost his progress in Breath of the Wild last night,, so he's a little piss baby

baebae: leave it to juyeon to be the mediator

Dilf: not younghoon for once

bbangy-boo: its an exhausting job yknow

hellokittyenjoyer: shut up you have infinite stamina

certified_creep: does he now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

bbangy-boo: only for you <3

hellokittyenjoyer: what

moon_cheese: never thought id see the day changmin actually gets bitches

certified_creep: WOW

token_straight: no no kevin's got a point

sunnyD: anything to say on this development Hyunjae?

the_brightest: me and sangyeon are actually married

Dilf: false claims

rizzatron_3000: AND YOU DIDNT INVITE ME TO THE WEDDING????

the_brightest: ...aha so anyways like daddy said,, false claims

Dilf: i've won...but at what cost

manstandingemoji: the cost of not having normal friends

baebae: are sangyeon and hyunjae even friends? Bc i feel like its some stalker situation

moon_cheese: a parasocial relationship

token_straight: good for them(?)

certified_creep: no their actual friends
certified_creep: see?
certifed_creep:

hellokittyenjoyer: HAS THIS BEEN A BIT THIS WHOLE TIME??

Dilf: no
Dilf: thats just how hyunjae acts

hellokittyenjoyer: oh thank god

bbangy-boo: thank god???

hellokittyenjoyer: someone has to entertain me and juric is currently crashing and burning

rizzatron_3000: its true we are (⋟﹏⋞)

manstandingemoji: what does juric even mean

certified_creep: hAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING LEE JUYEON

rizzatron_3000: (ノAヽ)

sunnyD: juric = JUyeon + eRIC

manstandingemoji: oh
manstandingemoji: okay

rizzatron_3000: (ಥ﹏ಥ)

the_brightest: at least its not a rejection???

Dilf: its close enough tho

the_brightest: way to make him feel better

Dilf: whoops

token_straight: NEJDEJDKEKF

sunnyD: now i have to make him feel better damnit
sunnyD: sigh the things i do for sohn youngjae

rizzatron_3000: (;Д;)

sunnyD: im kidding

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Juyeon and changmin bestie chatroom lmao

manstandingemoji: do i actually make him sad?

certified_creep: no,, i think he's just like that

manstandingemoji: oh phew

certified_creep: puts your social skills to the test LMAO

manstandingemoji: im not talking to you anymore

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Eric's Crime Syndicate

sunnyD: youngjae where even are you rn

rizzatron_3000: im doing ur mom rn

sunnyD: awesome, tell her i miss her

rizzatron_3000: will do <33

the_brightest: hes with me rn

sunnyD: oooh okay

rizzatron_3000: teehee

Dilf: i hate how kevin's vernacular is spreading

moon_cheese: no you dont (▰∀◕)ﾉ

Dilf: ...yes i do?

moon_cheese: damn it

the_brightest: if i cant get through,, what makes you think YOU will

moon_cheese: okay fair BUT ITS ME

bbangy-boo: please go check your ego pookie

moon_cheese: no <3

baebae: kevin,,,,

moon_cheese: fine ( ・'з'・)

baebae: ^_^

hellokittyenjoyer: ew

certified_creep: LMAO

the_brightest: be quiet chanhee youre the biggest romantic out of all of us

hellokittyenjoyer: uhmmm,,, i plead the 5th

sunnyD: this is korea

hellokittyenjoyer: silence you deceased couch cushion

sunnyD: sigh ('-ι_-｀)

rizzatron_3000: and chanhee says me and juyeon are burning,,,

sunnyD: SHUT UP

rizzatron_3000: IM JUST SAYING

sunnyD: WELL STOP

token_straight: remember that accepting is the first step in healing Sunwoo-ssi <3

sunnyD: kill yourselves

bbangy-boo: not only did he wake up wrong, but he hasnt been laid recently either

sunnyD: ʕ•̠͡•ʔ

manstandingemoji: its true he hasnt

sunnyD: nEITHER HAV EYOU

Dilf: i always forget those two are roommates

rizzatron_3000: i dont because SUNWOO ALWAYS POSTS BAOUT IT ON INSTAGRAM

sunnyD: ...aha anyways,,

rizzatron_3000: WHAT EVEN IS THIS（ｉДｉ）
rizzatron_3000:

token_straight: sunwoo has started his harem(?)

moon_cheese: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

certified_creep: BE SO FR BGHSDKJD

rizzatron_3000: AND THIS????
rizzatron_3000:

token_straight: oh god hes cracked

rizzatron_3000: NOT TO MENTION CHANGMIN GETTING IN ON IT
rizzatron_3000:

certified_creep: i can explain..?

hellokittyenjoyer: no just give him a second

rizzatron_3000: (> 囗＜?)
rizzatron_3000: (༎ຶ⌑༎ຶ)

baebae: oh no he's lost the ability to type

moon_cheese: what do we do

sunnyD: he'll live
sunnyD: ...probably

certified_creep: sangyeon its our time to shine!!!

Dilf: ...do we have to?

certified_creep: yes you fucking loser

Dilf: fine
DIlf: eric

rizzatron_3000: (;﹏;)

Dilf: do you want to come with me and hyunjae to a new cafe that just opened?

rizzatron_3000:（・∩・）

Dilf: is that a yes or...

certified_creep: thats a yes
certified_creep: LETS GO!!!

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[bbangy-boo added the_brightest and manstandingemoji]

[bbangy-boo changed the chat name to 'Berumda Boys']

bbangy-boo: men, i have gathered you both here today
bbangy-boo: because i realized something

the_brightest: oh? Do tell younghoon

bbangy-boo: we are...

manstandingemoji: ...?

bbangy-boo: ....really hot

the_brightest: ,,,was this supposed to be something new?

bbangy-boo: no but we are also v chill and i felt it was high time we had our own chat to talk without the others nosing themselves into our business
bbangy-boo: also bc frankly you both need relationship advice

the_brightest: IM TRYING MY BEST OKAY

manstandingemoji: hyunjae youre failing

the_brightest: oh like you can talk

manstandingemoji: i dont even like anyone ??

bbangy-boo: and therein lies your problem

manstandingemoji: i dont get it

bbangy-boo: anyways do you guys wanna get coffee with me?? Im bored and need motivation to study

the_brightest: ugh i hate exams
the_brightest: but sure,,
the_brightest: i need to study too ( _　_||| )

manstandingemoji: which cafe?? maybe the one in the library?

bbangy-boo: thats what i was thinking ^^

the_brightest: meet you both there in like...10 minutes?

bbangy-boo: sounds good

manstandingemoji: see you then ^

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[hellokittyenjoyer added rizzatron_3000 and certified_creep]

[hellokittyenjoyer changed the chat name to 'we'll get through this </3']

rizzatron_3000: get through what exactly?

hellokittyenjoyer: this
hellokittyenjoyer:

certified_creep: i think i just screamed
certified_creep: *creamed

hellokittyenjoyer: i know pooks,, thats why i sent it

rizzatron_3000: HYUNJAE? ??FSLJDRSGF WITH JUYEON ?R?QKSF THE BETRAYAL ??OFIGHOEIF

hellokittyenjoyer: not to mention sunwoo adding this to his instagram story...
hellokittyenjoyer:

rizzatron_3000: ,,,chanhee hyung how will we get through this

certified_creep: ^^^^^

hellokittyenjoyer: wonderful question
hellokittyenjoyer: unfortunately i feel like giving up

certified_creep: there has to be hope for us !!

rizzatron_3000: yeah!!!

hellokittyenjoyer: youre optimism is admirable,, but besties
hellokittyenjoyer: they planned that *without us*
hellokittyenjoyer: well in my case, sunwoo is just really hot,, but YOU TWO
hellokittyenjoyer: you two are being left behind

rizzatron_3000: and replaced by hyunjae

certified_creep: unforgivable

rizzatron_3000: ^^
rizzatron_3000: its bc sangyeon wont give him attention

hellokittyenjoyer: ....i have an idea

🐵: I just really wanted to shove a bunch of photos in here LMAO anyways enjoy the plot(?) Idek but I hope you likey <333