hitthetuan has unmuted the chat.

bam69 » do u guys wanna see how big I am

gwiyeomie » pLEASE NO

wangmandu » yea

jaedaddy » MY NAME IS NO MY SIGN IS NO MY NUMBER IS NO

bam69 » y not it's nice n big

hitthetuan » everyday... we strain farther... from god's light....

bam69 » sendin it anyways lol

wangmandu » yeaaaaaaaaaaa

gwiyeomie » step 1: unscrew the bleach cap

bam69 »

jaedaddy » what the fuck

gwiyeomie »

hitthetuan » is that a cactus shaped like a dick

bam69 » it's me :(

gwiyeomie » lol u prickly

ilovecoco » WUT

jaedaddy » you're scaring the children bam

bam69 » i scare all da ladies too (;

gwiyeomie » I don't blame them tbh

bam69 »

gwiyeomie » you wish

wangmandu » anyways how is everyone

imurmom » I am good

bam69 »

imurmom has ejected bam69 from the chat.

hitthetuan » LOL

gwiyeomie » who r u guys voting for

wangmandu » what do you mean

gwiyeomie » like r u trump stump or feel the bern or chillary

jaedaddy » why tf would we be voting for america's president

hitthetuan » bernie #king

ilovecoco » TUMP

ilovecoco » I mean TRUNP

ilovecoco » no I mean TRUMO

ilovecoco » I'm trying to type TROMP

ilovecoco » TURNIP

ilovecoco » T R U M P !!!!!!!

jaedaddy » I'm just chillin in cedar rapids

hitthetuan »

gwiyeomie » oMg me

hitthetuan » what about the zodiac killer

gwiyeomie » TED CRUZ

gwiyeomie »

hitthetuan »

ilovecoco » yeH

jaedaddy » anyways

jaedaddy » I'm old and my back is dead

wangmandu » rip jaebum 1994-2016

hitthetuan » he got them herniated back disks

jaedaddy » I'm dying

jaedaddy » please play fish at my funeral and don't let bambam attend

gwiyeomie »

jaedaddy » mood

imurmom » pray for jaebum!!!!!!!

jaedaddy » but I am God

imurmom » I will hurt you (-:

jaedaddy » DAMN

jaedaddy »

gwiyeomie » same

wangmandu » u kno what

hitthetuan » what jackson

wangmandu » I think it's time we change our usernames

wangmandu » NEW YEAR NEW GOT7!!!!

jaedaddy » it's may but yeah ok

wangmandu has changed their username to jacksassy.

jaedaddy has changed their username to jaebutt.

gwiyeomie has changed their username to akabrowny.

ilovecoco has changed their username to iamyoungjae.

imurmom has changed their username to jrmother.

hitthetuan » I will never change mine fight me

jrmother has added bam69 to the chat.

bam69 has changed their username to dabking69.

akabrowny » lit af

dabking69 » YESSSSSS DAB BOI DAB BOI DAB BOI DAB BOI DAB BOI DAB BOI DAB BOI

jaebutt »

dabking69 » LOOK AT MY DAB WAH LOOK AT MY DAB LOOK LOOK LOOK AT MY DAB

hitthetuan has muted the chat.

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a/n: LOL long time no see! tbh I don't know what this is

please give me more things to write these about! I'm so braindead.

please no 'got7 learns a new language' because I'm a basic white girl who can barely even english and pls no '[insert got7 ship here]' bc if I do one ship people will get mad (i.e markson vs markjin vs jinson shippers)

so please give me memes and stuff in the comments!

I hope you enjoyed!
please vote / comment, I really appreciate it!
thanks, ilysm~
-author em