chapter two

⋆ tristaniplier sent you a message

tristan: hey

hailey: TRISTAN OMFG IM SO HAPPY

tristan: :) I KNOW ISNT IT GREAT

marcus: *whispers* goals

hailey: I ACTUALLY DIED WHEN I SAW THE MOVING TRUCK COME DOWN THE STREET

winnie: fucking goals

trinity: ikr

hailey: brb heading over to tristan's

tristan: :D

marcus: this is so great i'm so happy for you

marcus: i had a shitty day at school though

trinity: WJAT HAPPENED MY SMOL SON

trinity: *WHAT

winnie: son? what happened?

marcus: everyone keeps calling me "marcella" even though i keep telling them i'm a boy and my name is fUCKING MARCUS

tristan: awh child, just remember that its the weekend now and those asses can't bother you anymore

marcus: ik, but its just so annoying, my name isn't marcella

winnie: i feel ya kid

trinity: winnie and i both understand what you're going through, even though we aren't transgender, we're lesbians, so we understand people not respecting you

hailey: IM BACK AND THOSE BITCHES CAN JUST L E A V E

marcus: thanks guys

marcus: now let's get so happy things

hailey: picture attached HERES A HAPPY THING, I CAN FINALLY CUDDLE WITH TRISTAN

marcus: omg, why are you so cute

hailey: idk, genetics?

winnie: Y'ALL BETTER KNOW THAT TRINITY AND I ARE CUTE TOO M'KAY

winnie: also i'm surprised that we haveb't made a tupo j na while

winnie: oh

winnie: *haven't *typo *in *a

trinity: why'd i get /her/ as a girlfriend

winnie: r00d

trinity: babeh i was joking ily

winnie: ily more

trinity: no ily more

marcus: no, i'd love you more if you both would just stop

tristan: yesh, remember what happened last time

tristan: *yeah

trinity: STFU

hailey: TRISTAN STOP WHTICKING AMEN

hailey: *TICKILINGDD *MENR

hailey: *FTICKILING *ME

hailey: *TICKLING

marcus: whticking i'm cryfing

marcus: *crying

hailey: FINALKY YOH STOPPED

hailey: *FINALLY *YOU

winnie: lmfao we're all horrible typers, except dor tristan, he's pkay

winnie: *for *okay

tristan: tru tru

tristan: i just proofread my messages (most of the time)

trinity: PROFOREADING KS FOR NEWDS

trinity: *PROOFREADINF *IS *NERDS

trinity: *PROOFREADING

winnie: newds? sug a dirty dirty girl

winnie: *such

trinity: FUCK IM BLUSHINGG NOW

trinity: *BLUSHING

hailey: ya know j was thinking that ahen we mlvd jn together we could just play cards against humanity IRL

hailey: *i *when *move *in

hailey: ya know i'm kinda regretting sending that "y'all need to brush up on your grammar" message when winnie got troye sican tickets

hailey: *sivan

marcus: yerp

marcus: regrettttttt

marcus: but playing CAM would be great

tristan: how about we all get on our computers and play CAM together over the internet since that's the closest thing we have to playing it irl

hailey: YEAH!

winnie: HELL YES

marcus: I MEAN IM GONNA WIN BUT STILL YES

trinity: YESS!!