chapter six

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trinity: WINNIE

trinity: WINNIE

trinity: WINNIE

winnie: chill bby i just woke up

winnie: what do yo yneed

winnie: *you need

trinity: i meed yout help

trinity: *need *you

trinity: *yout

trinity: *your

winnie: with your typing or....?

trinity: ffuck off yoy little shri

winnie: yeah i am such a shri aren't i

trinity: *fuck *you *shit

trinity: no but seriously winnie i need your help

winnie: okay with what

trinity: kPOP IS RUINING MY LIFE

trinity: I ONLY DISCOVERED BTS YESTERDAY AND I ALREADY HAVE ALL THEIR ALBUMS ANS OVER 500 FUCKING PHOTOS OF EACH MEMBER

trinity: wHaT Do I dO

trinity: i'M iN KpOP hELL

winnie: dear god trinity you need to chill the fuxk out

winnie: *fuck

trinity: TELLING ME TO CHILL IS NOT HELPING ME FOR YOUR INFORMATION

trinity: THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE

trinity: MANY TEENS SUFFER FROM WHAT KS CALLED "KPOP" EACH YEAR

trinity: WITH THE SMALL DONATION OF JJST A SIMPLE TEXT

trinity: YOU CAN SAVE THEIR POOR SOULS

trinity: SAVE ME MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND

trinity: SAVEEE ME FROM BTS HELL

winnie: just

winnie: don't resist the bts

winnie: they are bulletproof

winnie: they will protect you

trinity: wAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT SONF

trinity: *AONG

trinity: *SONF

trinity: *SOMG

trinity: *SONG

winnie: lmao chill i used to date a girl that liked bts

trinity: oh

trinity: fick you

trinity: *ffck

trinity: *fuck

trinity: your advice is sit

trinity: *shit

winnie: sure hun

winnie: whatever you say ;D

trinity: t(-.-t)

winnie: pETE WENTZ

trinity: ?!?!??!??

winnie: PETE WENTZ FRIM FALL OHT BOY HAS THAT AR HIS DISPLAY NAME ON THE TWITS OMF

winnie: *FROM *OUT *ST

winnie: *AS

tristan: YOU LISTEN TO FOB TOO

winnie: HI TRISTAN AND FUCK UEAH

winnie: *YEAH

winnie: AND THE TEAST OF THE EMO TRINITY

winnie: *REST

tristan: OMF YES MY IDOLS

tristan: THEN ADD TØP IN THERE AND THEN WE HAVE THE EMO QUARTET

winnie: yES

trinity: t(-.-t)

hailey: GUESS WHO GOT THE KAOMOJI APP

tristan: DEAR GOD MO

tristan: *NO

hailey: TRISTANS GONNA TAKENDKDJWKDKFKDKAKDKFK

winnie: did she just....

trinity: .....die???

marcus: today we mourn the death of our (not so) sweet and caring friend

hailey: hello this is trisran kn hailey's phone ans i deleted the kaomoji app

hailey: *tristan *on *and

marcus: where's hailey.....?

hailey: right now she is running out the door of her house and she's running down the street screaming "MY BOYFRIEND JUST DELETED MY ONLY SOURCE OF EMOTION!!!!!!!!!"

marcus: HOE MY GOD I CANF BREATHE

marcus: (the hoe was meant to be there)

marcus: *CANT

trinity: TELL HER TO RUN HER LITTLE ASS OVER TO LIVERPOOL

trinity: I WANT TO MEET HER

tristan: i yelled that out the wjndow and now she's climbing up the side of my house

tristan: *window

tristan: luckily i'm not in the house

tristan: I don't know what she's doing tho

winnie: this can't end well

marcus: ^^^^

trinity: im scared oh no

tristan: OH MY GOD SHE OPENED MY WINDOW AND CLIMBED INTO MY ROOM

tristan: SHES GONNA FIND MY PORN STASH NOW OH NOOOO

winnie: OMF TRISTAN

marcus: YOURE SECRET PORN STASG

marcus: *YOUR *STASH

tristan: SHES GONNA FIND ALL THAT LESBIAN PORN UNDEE MY PILLOW

tristan: *UNDER

trinity: i-

trinity: how do i reacr ro this

trinity: *react *to

tristan: oh shit she's running back to her house

tristan: whar do i do

tristan: *what

winnie: *sigh* nothing good will come out of this

hailey: HI BITCHES I GOT MY FUCKING PUONE BACK

hailey: *PHONE

tristan: hailey what the fuck why are you smiling

tristan: picture attached LOOK AT THIS CREEPY SHIT

hailey: YOU WATCH LESBIAN PORN TOO?!?!?

tristan: HELL YEAH I DO

winnie: *facepalm*

trinity: WHAT THE FUCK GUYS

marcus: i need a break from the internet, shit is getting weird

winnie: same, i'm gonna listen to the emo quartet

trinity: i second that, except i'll be listening to bts

hailey: oh shit we scared our friends away

tristan: yeag, lets cuddle

tristan: *yeah

hailey: hHOLY FUCK YOUR HANDS ARE COLD