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ashley: gUYSGUYSGUYS

ashley: SO EVEN THOUGH WE ALL JOKE AROUND AND CALL OURSELVES WEABOOS AND SHIT

ashley: (also apparently its technically spelled weeaboo but who really gives a shit)

ashley: IM VISITING SOME FRIENDS + COUSINS IN JAPAN (surprise i'm part japanese but i've never learned how to speak it and know limited amounts about the culture)

ashley: AND I RAN INTO A WEABOO

ashley: *CRINGEEEEE OVERLOAD*

tristan: o shit

tristan: i feel so bAD FOR YOU MY CHILD

winnie: ya know

winnie: since we all call ourselves weaboos but aren't actually weaboos

winnie: i propose the idea that we call our squad the fake weaboos

trinity: I SECOND THAT

marcus: I THIRD THAT

hailey: I FOURTH THAT

tristan: FIFTH THAT

ashley: SIXTH THAT

winnie: its deicded thw en

winnie: FFFUCK

trinity: why does my girlfriend suck

hailey: (dont worry you dont need to fix that you horrible tuper)

hailey: *INHALES*

hailey: *EXHALES* BOY IF MY FINGERS DONT STOP SUCKING-

marcus: so for the first topic of our new fake weaboo group talk

marcus: (that sentence probably didnt make sense bir fuck  it)

marcus: *but

marcus: I JUST FINISHED WATCHING STARTING DAYS BC IT FUCKING FINALLY CAME OUT ON KISSANIME AND IF YOU GUYS HAVE WATCHED IT PLS SOB WITH ME AND IF YOU HAVENT FUCK YOU AND GO WATCH IT N O W

hailey: I JIST FINAIHED WATCHING IT THIS MEONI G AND S A ME

tristan: i watched it with hailey and is she even speaking human omf

hailey: *JUST *FINISHED *MORNING

winnie: yall are fucking weaboos

trinity: DONT BE FUCKING RUDE WINNIE

trinity: STARTING DAYS AND FREE! ARE WORKS OF ART

winnie: wAIT WHEN DID YOU WATCH THAT MANSERVICE SHOW??

winnie: YOURE A LESBIAN AND YOURE DATING SOMEONE WHY WOULD YOU WATCH A SHOW WITH WET SWEATY ANGSTY SHIRTLESS GUYS

trinity: first of all: i watch it for the "plot"

trinity: and by plot i mean actually plot

trinity: ((nitori is also my son soooooo)))

trinity: AND SECOND OF ALL

trinity: I DONT HAVE A SECOND REASON BUT IVSOUND SMARTER IS I PRETENS O

trinity: *I SOUND *PRETEND *TO

winnie: stfu babe youll embarrass urself even more

tristan: winnie also you cant call us weaboos if you also watch anime

winnie: SHUT UP ILL STEAL YOUR KNEECAPS

hailey: no pls

hailey: dont steal my bf's kneecaps

tristan: she just burst into my room through the window and is now cradling me

tristan: shes also kissing me kneecaps

tristan: WAIT *my

marcus: im going off track but have you guys seen the show shadowhunters???

marcus: its based off of one of my favoudite book series "the mortal instruments" b ycaassanda claee and its so good

ashley: *favourite *by cassandra clare

ashley: i got you babe don't worry

marcus: thnks

marcus: but yeah simon and alec and izzy and everyone else (even raphael) are my fucking children i love them

hailey: oHhhhhHH

hailey: ive heard of malec before

hailey: and thats from shadowhunters/the mortal instruments right???????????

ashley: YESS

ashley: READ THE BOOKS THEN WATCH THE TV SHOW PLS AND THNK YOU

marcus: ^^^ i second that

tristan: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghg

tristan: my sis used to read those

trinity: sisTER??

winnie: SIS???

tristan: yea?????

tristan: i have one???

hailey: shes in college thi

tristan: IF YOURE GONNA FUCKING STEAL A LINE DONT MISSPELL THE SHIT GOD HAILEY

hailey: *tho

hailey: lmao hes refusing to look at me i love him

tristan: DONT GIVE ME YOUR AFFECTUON IM ANGRY

tristan: *AFFECTIONAS

tristan: *AFFFECTUONA

hailey: hes pouting at his phone omf i married a literal five year old

tristan: IM ONLY TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU SHUT UP

trinity: haha marcus and i are older than you

marcus: and winnie's the same age as you

ashley: lmao im four years older than you

winnie: SINCE WHEN DID MARCUS DATE A TWENTY YEAR OLD

marcus: uhhhhhh

marcus: since i started dating ashley????????

tristan: @ hailey

tristan: can u believe our fucking son is dating an adult

ashley: im so---

ashley: oops,,, i feel exposed

marcus: come over and cuddle me ill make you feel non-exposed

ashley: awwwhhhhh

ashley: i would but im hanging out with one quarter of the "squad"

trinity: sQUAD???

hailey: ashley what is this "squad"

hailey: cause god and even jesus knows that we're the only "squawk"

tristan: lmao what are we??? birds???

hailey: fUCKING AUTOCORRECT I ACCIDENTALLY HAD IT ENABLED

ashley: guys???

ashley: i have a squad because im not a lonely little bitch,,,

ashley: i mean i had friends before i met marcus

ashley: but yeah these friends are my friends that live in japan and theres only like 2 of them but i like enjoying my time with them

winnie: *GASP*

winnie: SHE SWEARS

trinity: AND HAS FRIENDS???

ashley: lmao fuck this i just want to eat my chicken strips in peace whilst i scrollcthrouh timblr

ashley: *scroll through *tumblr

ashley: seriously though i need to spend time with my friends so see yall later

marcus: byeee!!!!!!

hailey: *wipes tear* my otp

hailey: AND BYEEEE

tristan: gODBYE

tristan: i meant goodbye but that works too

trinity: goodbye 1/2 of my otp

winnie: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

winnie: ha i have the longest bye suck it nerds