chapter eleven

⋆ twentyonetrees has sent you a message

marcus: hET HEY BITHES I GOT ANNEW @

hailey: holy fuck that was a mess of a message

tristan: "bithes"

marcus: STOP AND LOOK AT MY DAMN @

winnie: hi twentyonetrees

marcus: pls tell me that you understand the reference so i don't have to suffer alone

tristan: yOU LISTEN TO TØP TOO

marcus: yE

winnie: hey i do too and i need attention so

winnie: the explanation for his @ is that this band that doesn't really have a genre, twenty one pilots, has a song called trees so he combined their song trees with their band name.

winnie: am i smart yet?

marcus: I COULDVE EXPLAINED THAT MYSELF BUT THANKS ANYWAYS

trinity: we're all slowly coming oht of the youtube fandom this is beauttiful and sad

trinity: *out *beautiful

hailey: :")

hailey: my chihildren

hailey: *chidrel

hailey: *children

marcus: our mom doesn't know how to spell "children" help us

tristan: What the fuck did you just fucking say about you mom, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

hailey: tristan no

trinity: back on the earlier topic, i feel like as we slowly left the youtube fandom we slowly got less cringier

marcus: i'm actually shivering right now i don't want to think about the "dark days"

tristan: you guys barely payed attention to my sick copy and paste skills i am offended

winnie: OMF GUYS I HAVE GREAT NEWS

tristan: WHAT

trinity: TELL YS

marcus: WHAR IS THE ENWS

hailey: tELL US THE DAMN NEWS

winnie: Oooh

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

hailey: i fUCKING QUIT

trinity: 👏