chapter eight

⋆ DADCHI has sent you a message

tristan: hey hoes i also got a new name

hailey: fUCKING DADCHI YES TRISTAN YES

winnie: omf you guys i can't

trinity: did you both make your names "MAMA" and "DAD" to match

trinity: bc if you did that would be cute af

hailey: HELL YEAH WE DID

tristan: YE WE DID

marcus: *sifh*

marcus: *sifh

marcus *sifh

marcus *sifh

winnie: **sigh

winnie: I CORRECTED IT FOR YOU OKAY

winnie: NOW YOU CAN STOP TRYING TO COREDG YOUR HORRENDOUS TUPINNG

winnie: *CORRECT *TYPING

trinity: hmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔 do we have a hypocrite among us

hailey: nOT THE ENOJIS

hailey: *WMOJIS

hailey: *EMOJIS

tristan: emojis??? more like eNOgis

marcus: tristan no

marcus: anyways the reason i was sighinf was bc you tOOK THE ONLY GOD HAIKYUU @

marcus: *sighing *good

tristan: ye i totally have a god haikyuu @

hailey: dadchi = god confirmed

trinity: wHAt 😳😳😳😱😱😱😱 ?!???!!?11!?!?! if dadchi 👨👨 = god 👼👼🌩⚡️ tristan 👦 = god 👀 send this ✉️✉️ to 1️⃣5️⃣ other people 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👫 who you think 🤔🤔🤔❓❔ are gODLY ⚡️⚡️🌩 if you get 0️⃣🙅back 😔😡 you are an AVERAGE MORTAL 👦👦 if you get 5️⃣😜 back then you 👈 will turn into an ANGEL 👼👼👼 for a ONE YEAR ☝️1️⃣📅 if you get 🔟😏 back then you are ZEUS' 🌬⚡️⚡️ CHILD 👨‍👩‍👧👪 if you get 1️⃣5️⃣ 😎💅💁 back then you are a GOD 😱⚡️⚡️ that will SAVE 💪💪🙌🙌👏👋 the UNIVERSE 🌐🗺🗺

winnie: trinity wHYY

marcus: mY POOR EYES

tristan: wHAt 😳😳😳😱😱😱😱 ?!???!!?11!?!?! if dadchi 👨👨 = god 👼👼🌩⚡️ tristan 👦 = god 👀 send this ✉️✉️ to 1️⃣5️⃣ other people 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👫 who you think 🤔🤔🤔❓❔ are gODLY ⚡️⚡️🌩 if you get 0️⃣🙅back 😔😡 you are an AVERAGE MORTAL 👦👦 if you get 5️⃣😜 back then you 👈 will turn into an ANGEL 👼👼👼 for a ONE YEAR ☝️1️⃣📅 if you get 🔟😏 back then you are ZEUS' 🌬⚡️⚡️ CHILD 👨‍👩‍👧👪 if you get 1️⃣5️⃣ 😎💅💁 back then you are a GOD 😱⚡️⚡️ that will SAVE 💪💪🙌🙌👏👋 the UNIVERSE 🌐🗺🗺

hailey: tristan i stg i will break up with you

tristan: 😱😱

hailey: nO TRISTAN BAD

trinity: picture attached i'M ACTUALLY CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

winnie: OMF

marcus: also, winnie, nOW

winnie: oh shit yeah trinity dms now

trinity: oh no, but okay

hailey: oh shit

tristan: dear yeezus our lord and slay-viour please keep this goals af couple together so they can live a good and goals af life together

trinity: *doge* winnie got worked ip for notjing

trinity: *digh *up *nothing

trinity: **sigh

winnie: :,) thabks

winnie: *thanks

hailey: what happened, aND DOGE

trinity: DOGE

winnie: DOGE

tristan: DOGE

marcus: DOGE

marcus: ye but what happened

trinity: laura kissed winnie at the troye sivan concert but nothing happened betwee them so its all (yama)guchi

trinity: *between

tristan: oH THANK GOD

tristan: AND YAMAGUCHI MY SMIL SON

tristan: *YAMAGUCHI

hailey: hesus thank god i thought winnie was gonna say she had cancer or something

hailey: *jesus

marcus: yams my smol son, and ^^^

marcus: i'm gonna log off for a while, i'm meeting up with ash and her "swuad" soon so i better get ready

marcus: *swuad

marcus: *sqyad

marcus: *squad

winnie: bYE and i'm gonna leave too, trinity, eanna skype?

winnie: *wnaa

winnie: *wanna

trinity: sure!! bye guys and bye marcus

hailey: bye!!

tristan: bue!

tristan: *bye

tristan: wOOOoooOh

tristan: FORST TRY BITCHES

tristan: *FIRST