Webs: Duskseer we need to talk

Duskseer: Umm o...k?

Webs: * pulls Duskseer outside of the classroom*

Duskseer: So what did you want to tell me?

Webs: I want to share a quick story with you.

Duskseer: Ugh I don't have time for this!

Webs: Trust me, you'll want to hear this!

Duskseer: Fiiinnnee

Webs: So, once in my life, I was actually a happy guy who didn't have a care in the world. I loved everything and everyone and I wasn't depressed and tired all the time.

Duskseer: And why are you sharing this with me?

Webs: Because no one will believe you

Duskseer: Oh you piece of shit-