Duskseer: *slams Webs's office door open* WEBS! FROG GOT DRUNK!

Frog: *in the background* NO I WASN'T!

Duskseer: * shouts back* YOU LITERALLY GRABBED A MUSHROOM AND SHOVED IT IN A MIGIT'S FACE AND SAID " GET BIGGER MARIO!"

Webs: And why are you telling me this AFTER she was drunk?