Duskseer: Who wants to play Dungeons and Dragons?

Monsoon: Sure!

Frog: You obviously can't play without me!

Nile: I'll play!

Gravedigger: Sure, why not?

Duskseer: Now you might think that this is just boring DnD but guess what? It's bullshit DnD! The game that you can do anything at all if the dice allow it.

Nile: Ooo! I'll be an elf bard!

Frog: I'll be a memelord!

Duskseer: Good choice Frog!

Gravedigger: I'll be a soul stealer.

Monsoon: Umm, what should I be?

Duskseer: How about assistant god?

Monsoon:w-what?

Duskseer: I'm god and I get to control your sorry asses, and Monsoon is assistant god.

Frog: Thats not fair!

Duskseer: I'm god now so don't question my divine ass.

Duskseer: Ok so anyways, you all wake up in a dungeon.

Frog: What's in it?

Duskseer: You see jackshit.

Frog: I use my memes to break out

Duskseer: Roll

Frog: 18

Duskseer: The power of your memes summoned a powerful Reeee that broke the walls.

Monsoon: After we exit, I build the wall back up.

Duskseer: The wall forms back into place. 

Frog: I yeet everyone over to guchi.

Duskseer: Roll.

Frog: Nat 20!

Duskseer: You yeet everyone over to guchi. What do you do?

Frog: I wish for all of the money in the world!

Gravedigger: That's not allowed right?

Duskseer: *eye gleames* roll.

Frog:.....ANOTHER NAT 20!

Monsoon: WHAT!?

Gravedigger: THE FUCK!?

Nile: HOW!?

Duskseer: You gain all of the money in the world.

Frog: *evil smile* I. Buy. Guchi.

Duskseer: *challengingly* roll

Frog: Wah- a nat 1!?

Duskseer: You fail and are banned from the store.

Frog: No fair!

Nile: I attempt to buy Guchi.

Duskseer: Drum roll please.

Nile: ...........NAT 20! 

Duskseer: You convinced the owner to give you guchi.

Gravedigger: WHAT!?

Frog: THIS IS BULLSHIT!

Duskseer: EXACTLY! Anyways, I gtg. Bye!

Frog: I hate you

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