*Thanks for the cute cover..umm.. Matko_dhoomie_asimate. idk your wattpad name so yeah!* 😶💕

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Shehry:

Listen guys! I have a joke to crack! 🙌🙊

Father:

No way! Time to leave the earth..🚀🚀

Saroo:

Braaccee yoursellvess!!!! 🙅🙅

Hello boys!

Atif:

Hey there, beautiful! 🙋💕

Shehry:

Leehayyyy!! Leeha will listen to me.. You all go to hell..😒😏😋

What are you going to tell anyway, Shehry?

Saroo:

His lame af jokes.. 😒😒

Don't worry,Saroo.. Nothing's more lame than your existence! 😏😝

Go on Shehry! ✌

Atif:

Hit us with the best, boy! 😏✌🙊

Shehry:

What do you call an alligator in a vest? 🙊

Ehh.. What? 😕

Saroo:

Here we go again..😒😩😞

Father:

Em sure its not called 'here we go again', Sain..😞😒😂

Atif:

You too, bro? 😐

Shehry:

Shusshh..😑

Tell people.. Tell..!

Father:

We don't know, Einstein! 😒

Shehry:

An investigator!!! 😏😏😂😂

Saroo:

Hans lun ab? 😒

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

That was pretty hilarious.. 😂👌

Atif:

Ha ha ha! Yeaah 😐😏

Father:

My face muscles didn't even budge a little..😑

Where do you get all these lame jokes from? 😕

Don't, Father! 😕

It was pretty funny.. I actually smiled! 😂🙊

Saroo:

Then there is clear difference between your funny and our funny.. 😏

What can we do if your face wasn't designed for smiling..? 😐😏

Atif:

😂😂😂😂👌👌

Now that was funny! 😂

Father:

😂😂😂

My daughter's sense of humor can kill..! 👏👏 😢😍😄

Shehry:

Mine too! 🙌😏😝

Atif:

Exactly, Shehry! 😏😒😂

Shuusshh for a minute.. 🙊

Mr. Morris will throw me out of the class for grinning like idiots..😒🙊

Saroo:

You are at college?

No shit, Sherlock! 😒✌

Atif:

You are using phone in the class? 😕

Father:

Dumbest question ever, Ati! Of course she is using phone in the class..😒

Daughter! I didn't bring you up for this. You are there to study! 😞

Ikr Father! But Mr. Morris bores me to death.😩

Plus i am sleepy af right now. 😪
I couldn't get proper sleep.

Shehry:

Why? 😕

A moron decided to annoy me at 3 am..😒

Atif:

What did he do? Who was he? 😬

Saroo:

Meh 😶😐

Nothing much, Ati...He needed a shoulder to cry on and i put on a jacket with daggers.. 😏

Father:

😂😂 Poor guy!

Saroo:

I am praying that may your teacher catch you with your phone and smack a detention on your face! 😑😏

Ha ha! No chance. 😏✌

Shehry:

Did you ever get a detention, Leehay?

In Dallas.. Yes..! Lots of..😝😈

In Houston.. Not yet!

Saroo:

Then you are going to get one today! 😏😏

Father:

What was the worst detention you got, daughter?🙊

Ummm.. Once i was suspended from high school for two weeks..😆🙊🙈

Atif:

Two weeks? 😲

Wow.. You must've enjoyed  then..😏

Yeah i did.. But it was worst because Dad lectured me for two hours straight and i was grounded for two whole fricking weeks.. 😒😒

Saroo:

Hugs to uncle.. 🙌👏👌

Atif:

What did you do that you were suspended for two weeks? 😞

Eee..🙊

I..uhh.. broke the jaw of a boy.😝🙈

Shehry:

Whatt?? 😳 Why?

He called me 'bitch'.. 😒

Even when i distinctly made it clear to everyone in the high school to stay in their limits and they all knew that no one can call me bad names..

He needed a lesson.. 😏

Saroo:

You are so barbaric! 😑😐

Father:

You were the don of your school.. 😂😂✌👌

Atif:

Leeha Don! 😎

Haha yeah kind of.. I have never been a people person.. Plus all the students of my school were dumb af! 😒

Shehry:

And then what happened with that guy?

Uhh.. He had to go through a surgery.. 🙊🙈

Saroo:

Why so furious at being called bit.. Ahem.. I mean female dog? 😐🙊😒

Idk.. Even tho i know em a bitch but if someone else calls me that.. i do make sure that it would be his last word..😒😏

Saroo:

Double standards.. 😒

Whatever you call it..😏✌

Atif:

Leeha dear, you know that kung fu shit?

Yeah.. I do. I took special classes of martial arts for self defense and learned karate.. ✌

Father:

Woah.. 👏👏 My daughter.. 😢😍

Saroo:

Making you proud.. Yeah yeah.. Whatever! 😒

Something's burning here! 😏😏

Shehry:

It's Sain's ass on fire! 😝😝😝😂

Saroo:

Why i would get jealous of a random girl? 😒 Are you guys drunk? 😑

We didn't say anything about getting jealous, you idiot! 😏

Saroo:

But you were implying that..😒😒

Okayy guys...Gotta go! Class's over! 🙌

Atif:

Finallyyy you are free! ✌

Saroo:

Em gonna message her in her next class.. Em gonna get her a detention today!! *gives war cry* 🙅🙆

As if em gonna reply a doofus like you! 😌😏😏

Father:

*cough* bistified *cough* 😏😝😂

Atif:

And those were girly emojis, Sain 😒😒

Saroo:

So what? I don't have those ones in male version..😒😞

Father:

What a serious issue..👏😒

Saroo:

Fuck off then! 😄😒

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Hello World!

So yeah sorry for all the delay and wait plus boring chapter.. I couldn't think of anything else.. 😕

And yeah i will try to update it soon but only when i update my other book.. I have to give time to that one too.. So please be patient with me. I know em one hell of lazy writer! 😞🙈

That was all i wanted to say!

Happy Reading! :)))