Anyone there? 😩

Saroo:

Nope! 😆

Then who the hell are you? 😒

Saroo:

He-who-not-to-be-named.. 👻

Oohhh.. So you are the ultra-white, nose-less and skeleton looking creature that calls himself the world's strongest sorcerer? 😕😏

Saroo:

How dare you insult the Dark Lord like this?? 😬😡

Oh you didn't get that? Wait.. i'll say it again..

*Leeha is typing...*

Saroo:

😑 Punishment must be inflicted on you!!

Avada Kedavra!!! 🔥💥

😒

Saroo:

Nope! You are still alive! 😒😏

This shows that no unforgivable curse can compete with the curse of your existence.. 😏🙊

The girl who lived! 🙌😏

Btw haven't you heard.. Similarity repels..😏😈

Father:

Are you both Potterheads done with your fangirling? 😑😖

Saroo:

Why? I guess its the only thing that we both share.. I mean being Harry Potter's fans! 🙌

Much to my grief...😔😒

Father:

Nope, Hussain.. There's another thing that you both have in common..

Being Annoying Af!! 😒😒😒

Btw daughter.. What are you doing being awake at this hour of night?😕

Killing Zombies.. 😆

Saroo:

Oohh.. 😮 Lame 😒

Look who's saying that..😐😏

But you don't worry, Saroo. Zombies eat brains..

You are Safe! ✌😏😂

Father:

😂😂😂 The boy who survived.😂

Saroo:

Ha ha ha. You both are soooo not funny 😒😒

And stop laughing like donkey now, Waqas. 😒

What? 😂😂 You have seen a laughing donkey before?

Damn.. Is larkay ne kya kya dekh rakha hai..😂😂

Saroo:

Nope. I haven't. But i am seeing one right now.. 😒😏

Father:

You speak urdu too, daughter? I never knew. 😍

Yeah.. My mother was Pakistani.. So i know some shit about that too..

Saroo:

Was? Where is she now? 😞

Where are Shehry and Atif? 😕

Father:

In their room..😆 probably sleeping like there's no tomorrow..😂

Saroo:

Nice try..😒

Father:

What? 😕 What are you talking about?

Saroo:

The person to whom i am referring, knows damn well about what i am talking..😐

Why are you guys awake yet, then?

Father:

Same question for you. 😞😏

😒 I was working on my assignment. 😪

Father:

What assignment?

"Should annoying people be murdered?" 😝😂😏

Saroo:

I'll answer it.. YES! 😏

Then brace yourself, Saroo.. I'll introduce this law by murdering you! 😆😈

Father:

😂😂 i saw that coming.. 😂

Saroo:

Whatever..😑

So the Miss. Attitude is a nerd! 😏

I am not nerd. I just don't want Mr. Henry to yell his lungs out at me because i don't want myself ending up in jail after murdering his stinky self. 😩😏🙊

Father:

Woah..😂😂 My daughter.. making me proud..😍😂

Saroo:

Yeah.. The father can't even kill a fly and the daughter is up to slaying humans..👏👏😏😒

Why Atif and Shehry are asleep so soon? It's just 12:50 am.. 😐

Saroo:

You are missing them? 😏

Err..No.. I just want somebody else to talk...except you..😒

Father:

So what am i? 😒😢

A fridge? 😩💔💔

Saroo:

😂😂 That's your worth in her eyes..😂

Stfu Saroo.. 😒

And no.. Waqas. I didn't mean to say that. It's just.. i am used to talk to y'all guys together.

Excluding that moron. 😒

Father:

Boht bura cover kiya..😞

Saroo:

Yeah.. Like i am here dying to talk to you.. 😒😒😬😏

I wish.. 😩😪

Father:

I am going to awake Shehry and Atif! 😈🙊

Saroo:

What?? 😳 Are you nuts?

Father:

Nope.. I am pistachio.. 😆🙊

😂😂😂

Attaboy! I am with ya! ✌😈

Saroo:

May the worst be with you..😏😆

Is he gone? 🙊

Saroo:

Excuse me? Are you talking to me? 😒😏😕

No dip, Sherlock! 😒

Saroo:

Now why Your Highness has decided to talk to me? 😕😏

Why didn't you go with him? Are you afraid? 😏

Saroo:

I am not. I just don't wanna be the part of the clique of those morons who are going to get their asses kicked out of the home at this hour..

Thank you very much! 😒😞😏

Coward! 😒😏

Father:

Roger! Roger!!

Saroo:

There is no Roger here, dimwit! 😒

Father:

Keep your effing mouth shut. I am talking to my daughter. 😒

Roger!

Saroo:

Is her real name 'Roger'? Because i distinctly remember that brat is named Leeha! 😕😏😂🙊

Don't talk to dunderhead..

Tell me General.. What's your position? 💂

Father:

I am at the target's place..

And the target.. I mean our targets are sleeping like dead..

Do you copy that,Roger? 📞

Yeah i did...

Now act on the intended plan and make me proud! ✌

Saroo:

Oh God! 😪 Tell me why i am friends with these idiots?

We aren't friends.. 😒

Saroo:

You weren't included anyways..😒😏

Oh Damn!!! 😲

What happened? 😳

Father:

*Missiob Aborty*

We areb attckaed byyo theo

Enemioes..

Oh damn! 😲😂😂 Run!!!!

Saroo:

Waqas! At least stop texting while getting beaten up! 😒😒😂😂

What? They are beating him? 😕😞
..

Father!!!

Saroo:

Yeah.. I can hear his girlish screams and whining.. 😂😂

Uh ho.. Mum's awake! 😳🙊🙈🙉

Dayummnn!! What the hell are you doing? Save him..😖😟

Saroo:

I am standing in my room's door and peeping out at the scene going on downstairs.. 😂😂

They all are standing there with their drooping shoulders and downcast eyes like criminals 😂😂😂 Mum's lecturing them..🙊😂

God! 😂😂 what a sight to see..! 😂

Go help them.. You twat! 😒😒

Saroo:

No way! 😏

Fuck off! Asshole!

Saroo:

Now where are you going?😒😏

Leaving your father in lurch? 😕😏

Such a shame! 😒😏

Now who's coward? 😏😏😆

Leeha is a coward! 😏😆✌

Sent: 2:10 am

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