ryro ross: i walked into homeroom and some girl saw me and she looked SO SCARED it was so funny im dead

beebo urine: throw a chair at her

ryro ross: my chair throwing days are over bren

dick tacos: /sad violins

ryro ross: )':

spencer 'no homo' smith: SOMEONE JUST ROAD A RAZOR SCOOTER DOWN THE HALL YELLING 'RYAN ROSS IS BACK'

beebo urine: good luck ryan 

ale(sbian)xa: WE SAW RAZOR SCOOTER PERSON WHO ARE THEY

rian not ryan: ZACKS RUNNING AFTER THEM TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE 

dick tacos: WAS THE SCOOTER LIKE A BRIGHT PINK COLOR WITH YELLOW STREAMERS???

spencer 'no homo' smith: YES??? 

dick tacos: IT WAS KELLIN 

dick tacos: ZACK CATCH KELLIN AND TELL HIM TO TEXT ME HIS KIK IMMA ADD HIS GAY ASS HERE

zack not zach: HE'S SO FAST ON HIS SCOOTER WHAT THE FUCK IM GONNA PUNCH HIM

lyndsey gunnslinger: THE PRINCIPAL IS RUNNING AFTER HIM

zack not zach: HE CRASHED INTO THE LOCKERS BUT HES OKAY

kellin queer has joined the chat, invited by dick tacos

kellin queer: what up gays

kellin queer: *guys

kellin queer: close enough

ryro ross: i make that joke everyday fucking die

ryro ross: also tell me ur pronouns and name and sexuality

kellin queer: im kellin pronouns are he/him mainly but im genderqueer as heck so any pronouns are cool with me and im pansexual as heck

dick tacos: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

kellin queer: principal gave me three days detention for riding the scooter time to kms :(

tyjo: haha gay

ryro ross: SOMEONE JUST YELLED AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS FROM OUT IN THE HALL 'I AM PART OF THE 'FEARFUL OF RYAN ROSS' CLUB' IM GONNA CRY PLEASE IM JUST A FORK I CANT HARM ANYONE

joshua done: i just walked into class and the teacher looks at my sling and goes 'thats what you get for flinging yourself off a desk dumbass' 

beebo urine: scooter boy and slinged studyer 

kellin queer: slinged or studyer are not words

kellin queer: arent you in advanced english because that was a mistake

beebo urine: mcfucking kill yourself

spencer 'no homo' smith: alright fucking ronald mcdonald