hayley williams!!: the family reunion is tomorrow and i am FRIGHTENED 

ryro ross: I CHANGED MY TEXT TONE AND FORGOT TO TURN IT OFF WHILE IN CLASS AND I GOT SCARED AND HIT MY KNEE AGAINST THE DESK

ryro ross: but good luck at the reunion

halsey frappuccino: im gonna record her telling her entire family because she talked to her dad about it and he figured out theres a stage there for people to do a thing on it idk 

hayley williams!!: but yeah im excited but terrified

glass foot boy: GUYS THERES ANOTHER NEW KID THEYRE FROM ENGLAND

lyndsey gunnslinger: FUCKING SHIT NEW GAYS

glass foot boy: THEYRE SITTING NEXT TO ME IM GONNA GET THEIR KIK OKAY

beebo urine: NICE NICE NICE MAYBE A NEW FACE WILL CALM HAYLEY DOWN A LIL AND NOT HAVE HER SO WORKED UP

english sykes has joined the chat, invited by glass foot boy

english sykes: aaayyyy

hayley williams!!: yoooo

ryro ross: welcome to our gay home pls tell us your name, pronouns, and sexuality

english sykes: okayokay hi im oliver/oli im a lil trans boy my pronouns are he/him or they/them and im bi-curious hello

glass foot boy: WELCOME TO OUR CLUB

alex gayscarf: WELCOME TO OUR CLUB

jack is gay: WELCOME OLI WELCOME OLI

english sykes: j e s u s

glass foot boy: welcome to the gay club buddy

ryro ross: WELCOEM TO OUR CLBU

beebo urine: RYAN NO NOT AGAIN

ryro ross: brendon ur in english right

beebo urine: yes,,,,,why

ryro ross: i got an idea

hayley williams!!: RYAN CAME IN AND ASKED FOR BRENDON TO COME TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE BUT THEN THEY WENT IN THE OTHER DIRECTION SO IM LIKE 100% SURE THEYRE GOING TO FUCK IN THE BATHROOM

ryro ross: BINGO 

beebo urine: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT BITCH