phil !!: guys its valentines day

dan !!: it's midnight

phil !!: guys its valentines day

ryro ross: brendon wake up its valentines day we gotta fuck

beebo urine: im literally laying right next to you i got you babe

hayley williams!!: i am a child of god why am i being FORCED to read this with my INNOCENT christian girl eyes smh i will not REST until i see you ALL resting in HELL while i am dancing with GOD

halsey frappuccino: I CANT BREATHE HAYLEY WHAT THE FUCK

hayley williams!!: i love the bible (': 

dallon weekend: brendon, ryan, are you guys enjoying your romantic fuck

spencer 'no homo' smith: probably fucking to kiss me by ed sheeran

alex gayscarf: that song is so hot i hate it

jack is gay: that song is ryden as fuck???

sweatshirt markowitz: ryan are you and brendon fucking to kiss me by ed sheeran thats like a key slow passionate love making session 

max schnauzer: why the fuck is everyone awake its like one am

halsey frappuccino: max is like eleven thirty 

working foot: youre both wrong tf its twelve fifteen

broken foot: go the fuck to bed

phil !!: guys it's valentines day im gonna go light a pretty candle and listen to a love song playlist on full blast

dan !!: phIL ITS MIDNIGHT YOUR DAD WILL KILL YOU

phil !!: ITS VALENTINES DAY I DONT CARE I LOVE EVERYONE BUT ONLY IF WE HAVE A CLOSE BLOND AND PLEASE KEep your genitals away from me thank you

dan !!: phil me too tf wanna go binge watch four seasons of friends

phil !!: yes

hayley williams!!: okay but guys can we talk about something

tyjo: what

hayley williams!!: chasing cars by snow patrol is ryden as fuck

lyndsey gunnslinger: OKAY BUT TRUE

ale(sbian)xa: gonna listen to that shit and try not to cry

patrick tree: peter and i were netflix and chilling by eating ice cream out of the container and wearing sweatpants and really big tshirts friendship goals anyway what happened its valentines day

hayley williams!!: we talking about how kiss me by ed sheeran and chasing cars by snow patrol are ryden as fuck

my nudes leaked wentz: every song is ryden as fuck if you listen long enough

jenna mclesbian: where did you come from

jenna mclesbian: where did you go

my nudes leaked wentz: JENNA SHUT UP YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

jenna mclesbian: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYED JOE = RYDEN

taylor jardead: you know what else is ryden as fuck

taylor jardead: all star by smash mouth

ryro ross: jesus christ guys we have a quick fuck and you do this smh 

beebo urine: we are children of GOD ryan we do not do the DEVILS WORK we were off reading the BIBLE

ryro ross: reading bible verses to each other while you have your dick in my ass more like it im going back to bed

beebo urine: i got you babe

ale(sbian)xa: I JUST LISTENED TO CHASING CARS AND IM SOBBING RYDEN AS FUCK OKAY FUCK OFF ALSO GOOdnight boys mommy loves you

ryro ross: love you mom