patrick tree: are you guys ever going to tell you what you did when you removed me

beebo urine: should we tell them

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ryro ross: we're fucking up ur dads house merry fucking christmas

patrick tree: ITS THE MIDDLE OF MARCH THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN MERRY CHRISTMAS

patrick tree: does the side of my dads house say protect nonbinary kids and protect trans kids god bless i love you guys

jenna mclesbian: MAX SET UP HIS PHONE AND SKYPED ME ON IT I AM CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

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sweatshirt markowitz: MAX CLIMBED UP A TREE TO SPRAY PAINT THE WINDOW HE CANT GET DOWN 

dan !!: JUMP ASSHOLE

my nudes leaked wentz: ID GIVE HIM THE LADDER BUT IM USING IT 

patrick tree: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING 

ale(sbian)xa: MAKING YOUR DAD FUCKING PAY

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sweatshirt markowitz: MAX TRIED TO HELP TAY UP THE TREE SO SHE COULD PAINT SOMETHING ON THE ROOF AND THEY BOTH FELL AND IM SCREAMING 

jenna mclesbian: IS SHE OKAY

sweatshirt markowitz: FUCK HER IM CHECKING IF MY BF IS OKAY

lyndsey gunnslinger: I HAVENT EVEN PAINTED ANYTHING YET BECAUSE IVE BEEN SITTING ON THE CURB CRYING FROM LAUGHING

patrick tree: MY DAD IS ON A BUSINESS TRIP HE WONT BE HOME FOR LIKE TWO MORE DAYS YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING LUCKY

beebo urine: patrick does your dad have a spare key

patrick tree: YOU ARE COMMITTING A CRIME

beebo urine: DO YOU HAVE A SPARE KEY RYAN AND I ARE GONNA FUCK ON YOUR DADS BED AND GET OUR GAY GERMS ON HIS BED

patrick tree: im fucking screaming theres one in a small box in the bush next to the front door and im laughing

jenna mclesbian: i gotta go guys its like tomorrow and i cant stay awake bye

max schnauzer: patrick steven and i are gonna fuck on your couch to get more homosexual germs on your house 

patrick tree: do it