(trigger warning: some homophobia. will be labeled where it starts and ends)

patrick tree: my aunt is gay af she just brought her girlfriend over for dinner and shes so nice???

max schnauzer: marry her

patrick tree: she gay

sweatshirt markowitz: ,,,,,marry her

ryro ross: send a pic of them i wanna see my otp

beebo urine: ha gaAAAAY

spencer 'no homo' smith: im playing video games and dallons sister is standing outside his bedroom door shooting rubber bands at me im moving out

dallon weekend: and im trying to distract him by kissing his neck

max schnauzer: goals

patrick tree: /1 photo attached

patrick tree: that them

ale(sbian)xa: DUDE THATS MY AUNT YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

patrick tree: YOOOOOOO

jenna mclesbian: i feel attacked in my aunts house im like basically living with danny rn

(trigger content: homophobia begins)

taylor jardead: babe what happened

ryro ross: yeah tell us you got like thirty gay people to back you up

jenna mclesbian: shes just so,,,, against me???

jenna mclesbian: i dont know how else to put it

english sykes: fuck your aunt

max schnauzer: tell us what happened?

jenna mclesbian: shes just like so angry that there is in fact, a living, breathing gay atheist living in her house

sweatshirt markowitz: thats it we're all going to australia to set jennas aunt on fire

beebo urine: we still gotta do that thing we planned a while back

beebo urine: at patricks dads place

ryro ross: jenna continue

jenna mclesbian: thank you ryan

jenna mclesbian: its just that she forces her religion on me?? like i was eating dinner and she was like 'gotta say grace' and my dad told her i was an atheist and she yelled at me?? like she was like 'its bad enough that youre gay but you're also an atheist'

jenna mclesbian: she threw a bible at me

taylor jardead: fuck your aunt shes a bitch

(triggering content ends)

max schnauzer: you okay tho??

jenna mclesbian: yeah im fine

hayley williams!!: i wish we were all there so half of us could beat up your aunt and the other half could comfort you

halsey frappuccino: i think everyone would want that tbh

jenna mclesbian: i love you guys

beebo urine: i know this is a time of comforting jenna but like

beebo urine: ryan and i were making out and we saw dan and phil running outside and like

beebo urine: ryan explain i can barely see the keyboard from laughing so hard

ryro ross: /1 photo attached

ryro ross: PHIL GRABBED THE TREE AND LIKE CLIMBED UP IT HES JUST SITTING THERE

phil !!: dan was chasing me with a water gun

dan !!: im still gonna shoot you okay

phil !!: pls no