ryro ross: brendon is sitting in english class eating a bag of croutons and drinking a liter of pepsi cola

beebo urine: im an overweight fifty year old man trapped in a skinny eighteen year old boys body 

sweatshirt markowitz: i heard someone talking about my mixtape in the bathroom and i kicked the stall door open and someone SCREAMED

patrick tree: I SCREAMED IT WAS ME WHO SCREAMED

patrick tree: I WAS LIKE 'HEY HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD STEVENS MIXTAPE ITS FUCKING FIRE' AND THEN YOU KICK THE STALL DOOR OPEN LIKE HELLO FRIENDS I AM HERE

max schnauzer: i wouldve killed to have been there

max schnauzer: oh wait i was heyo we were doing sins in that stall 

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beebo urine: im gonna throw up i hate croutons why am i eating these

ryro ross: YOU HATE CROUTONS IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU

beebo urine: NO PLS ILL CRY

sweatshirt markowitz: maxwell and i are doing our senior prank thing now we need more people meet us at the swimming pool thing

ryro ross: bren dallon spencer and i will be there in thirty seconds

ale(sbian)xa: lynn isnt here today and ive been sitting on the floor in the bathroom with taylor and gee all day we'll be down in a minute

the female way: what the fuck are you guys even going to do

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sweatshirt markowitz: we have a backpack full of grape and chery koolaid 

max schnauzer: TIME TO GET REKT

taylor jardead: WE'RE GONNA DIE

alex 'nonbinary' gaskarth: WE'RE ALREADY DEAD OKAY